Friday, February 3, 2012
Dear Gossips,

Was it only last year that cameras caught Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez popcorn during the Super Bowl? That dick f-cked up her so badly she had to seek solace by dry-riding P Diddy.

Will Cammie be at the Super Bowl?

If so I hope she goes with Kobe. Kobe is single now. Kobe is how you tell A-Rod he was a waste of time.

Um, I am so excited about the Super Bowl I can’t actually stand it. Maybe because it was such a massive upset last time they met. Maybe because it was so close, they’re saying this could be the tightest point spread in 30 years. Maybe it’s because I really, really can’t wait for the Gisele cutaways during the game.

There’s something to look forward to every weekend in February. Why do people say it’s a sh-tty month?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

February 3, 2012 22:03:37 Posted at February 3, 2012 22:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds horses, deer, cats, dogs, and rabbits and Hayley has a workout for beginners and tips for sore muscles in LifeStyle

First of all, get over it, Kristen Stewart. And second, oh my God, did you really throw down such a lame ass diss? (Dlisted)

Why I don’t go to clubs anymore (The Superficial)

Ricky Martin should get a permanent spot on that show (Towleroad)

The Thinnification of Ashley Greene? (Hollywood Tuna)

How John Krasinski wooed Emily Blunt (Pop Sugar)

Posh says she doesn’t “follow fashion or trends” (Just Jared)

Surprise! Angelina Jolie came between Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga and football...has nothing to do with Madonna, right? (Celebuzz)

Taylor Momsen is legal now... which... seems old to me (Egotastic!)

Why am I just learning now that Clare Arnold is working again??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Card tricks with Jesse Eisenberg

February 3, 2012 21:09:47 Posted at February 3, 2012 21:09:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?This is Jesse Eisenberg on the set of Now You See Me in New Orleans attracting me with his bone structure. What is it about his hair here that’s making him really, really hot???In the film, opening next January, Jesse plays Atlas, the leader of the Horsemen, a group of magicians/illusionists who steal from corporations and rich assholes during their performances and distribute the money to audience members. Full Story

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What is love? With Rihanna & Drake

February 3, 2012 19:38:23 Posted at February 3, 2012 19:38:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ERIK BEEGAL/Splash

Rihanna went blonde for a photo shoot. Here she is, in an outfit I LOVE, last night at the Roxbury. Drake was also at the Roxbury.Um...what year is it???And would these two please just f-cking make it happen already, like, permanently?The reality is...probably not. Rihanna and Drake are, for them, for all of us, much too easy. Full Story

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Cam sleeps at Gwyneth's & the advice

February 3, 2012 18:17:18 Posted at February 3, 2012 18:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

I really, really, really, really, REALLY love it that Cameron Diaz stays at Gwyneth Paltrow’s when she’s in London instead of, say, at a hotel so they can stay up late and google the people they hate. Cam and G went out for dinner the other night with Stella McCartney and Reese Witherspoon. Click here Full Story

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 13 recap

February 3, 2012 17:56:23 Posted at February 3, 2012 17:56:23
Duana Posted by Duana
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Courtesy the CW

Before we get to the recap proper, thank you all for your emails, especially last week when we were in withdrawal.  Brooke writes a lot but wanted me to know about Matthew Davis’ (Alaric) Twitter this week.  Did you guys see this? Apparently the man himself has been asked why Alaric and Elena have such, um…chemistry. Full Story

Madonna Weekend

February 3, 2012 17:30:53 Posted at February 3, 2012 17:30:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Halleran/Christopher Polk/Getty

Madonna’s movie W.E. opens today.The video for Madonna’s new song Give Me All Your Luvin’ is now available online. See below. Madonna will perform during halftime at the Super Bowl on Sunday.After all these years, Madonna still knows how to get in your face. Here’s Madge flexing all her muscles yesterday at her Super Bowl press conference. Full Story

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Rachel and another carpet

February 3, 2012 16:25:48 Posted at February 3, 2012 16:25:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Rachel McAdams looked gorgeous last night on the red carpet for the Hollywood premiere of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. I never used to like her as a blonde. Now I love her as a blonde. Is it just a matter of getting accustomed to it? Rachel is not in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. Rachel is not Annalynne McCord or various and the like. Full Story

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Clooney & Pitt wish this would derail Dujardin

February 3, 2012 16:06:56 Posted at February 3, 2012 16:06:56
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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ROBYN BECK/Getty

So Jean Dujardin, the stone cold French fox who scored a surprise Best Actor upset at the SAGs for The Artist, has a new movie coming out in France. It’s called Les Infideles and it’s about a bunch of guys cheating. The ad campaign features images of the men, including Dujardin, in suggestive positions with women and racy taglines. Full Story

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Looking good together in sweats

February 3, 2012 15:48:10 Posted at February 3, 2012 15:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sharpshooter Images/Splash

I don’t mean to be happy when they weren’t out for a happy reason, but next to Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, there isn’t a young couple I love more, right now at least, than Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund. Especially when they look like they just woke up well after noon. God I miss being lazy in my 20s. Full Story

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February 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

February 3, 2012 15:18:07 Posted at February 3, 2012 15:18:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fran! Happy Birthday! Adrienna wanted you to see this: GIFSoup Also the trio of sexy beast from The Dark Knight Rises: Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Full Story