Sasha Fierce Lite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 17:42:03 January 22, 2013 17:42:03
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John Moore/ Alex Wong/ Justin Sullivan/ Getty

Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

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In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 17:16:46 January 22, 2013 17:16:46
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Bauer-Griffin

For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted Full Story

Forecasting Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 16:49:00 January 22, 2013 16:49:00
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love with Britney Spears through the haze of all her meds -- would have to assume not only the role of boyfriend/fiancé/husband, in quick succession, but also the responsibility of being her governor. Full Story

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Monday, January 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Didn’t think it could get worse than Daniel Craig hosting Saturday Night Live but, as much as I love her, and I do, a LOT, at the end of the season, Jennifer Lawrence just might come away with that distinction. It was terrible.  Read Full Intro

Jakey shaved and under-loved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 22:21:31 January 21, 2013 22:21:31
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Pacific Coast News

It’s been a while, right?, since we’ve seen Jake Gyllenhaal so clean-shaven? He was hairy for Broadway for several months. Now it’s all come off, here in Georgia, on the set of Prisoners with Hugh Jackman (not pictured). That...is definitely not an electronic cigarette. Sh-t. Full Story

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The hotter Sherlock?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 21:50:38 January 21, 2013 21:50:38
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T Parisienne/ Splash

My cousin Cat thinks so. She’s big into Elementary. And once in a while on my bbm there will be a sly inquiry about Jonny Lee Miller. Like, are you sure you don’t want to post any photos of him today? I don’t have a strong opinion either way. All I can tell you is that Jacek and I were waiting for the subway in New York a few weeks ago standing right beside him. Full Story

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Inauguration Poetry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 20:48:50 January 21, 2013 20:48:50
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Sweedler/ Shook/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 19:35:34 January 21, 2013 19:35:34

What does it say about Lindsay Lohan that she wasn’t invited to Sundance but THIS was? (Dlisted)

Miley and Liam look really cute together in Costa Rica (Too Fab)

Remind me to tell you which Swede I prefer over Alexander Skarsgard (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan wants you to know someone is f-cking her on the regular (Just Jared)

What? JLO pics but no Bear? How now? (Hollywood Tuna)

Why do celebrities go to hotels with their families on the weekends? (Pop Sugar)

Katy Cambridge stopped tanning (Cele|bitchy)

Supernatural PDA (Socialite Life)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in leggings (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Loki > Edward Cullen? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Inauguration dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 17:53:37 January 21, 2013 17:53:37
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Win McNamee/ Alex Wong/ John Moore/ Getty

I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story

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