Mother Issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 14:09:09 March 13, 2013 14:09:09

She’s a mega-star who started young and seemed to not be affected by the child star curse. Seemed to be. But eventually, that sh-t will find you, even on a delay. It’s the mother. Though the parents were previously thought to be harmless... the mother now appears to be going full Dina Lohan. Full Story

Of course, let’s blame Miley now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 13:47:49 March 13, 2013 13:47:49
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It’s been rough for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth since he allegedly made out with January Jones and flirted aggressively with Emma Watson on Oscar weekend. Although she sort of suggested on Twitter that she didn’t believe the rumours, she also stepped out on a couple of occasions without her ring, and he’s in Australia now spending time with friends and family -- not exactly the most convincing demonstration of togetherness. Full Story

March 13, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 13:31:20 March 13, 2013 13:31:20

Heather! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Bridget, your Amy Poehler. Have a great time in San Francisco this weekend! And for Chloe from Lucia who so admires you for participating in the World’s Greatest Shave in support of Locks of Love, making wigs for cancer patients. Good luck with the fundraising -- you’re almost to your $10K goal! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Gatsby to open Cannes!? It's actually perfect. A 3D Gatsby could only, really, open in Cannes -- decadence and depravity in the South of France, not only in high definition surround sound, but also, literally, leaping on the screen.  Read Full Intro

Selena Gomez is having so much fun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 20:26:45 March 12, 2013 20:26:45
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Mindy Best/ Getty

Justin Bieber was supposed to perform in Portugal tonight, as he did last night, only he cancelled the show because of equipment issues -- so he says, even though everyone else says low ticket sales... Already? What happened to Beliebers worldwide strong and proud? Since his breakup with Selena Gomez, JB has been smoking weed, collapsing on stage, showing up late, fighting the paps, defending himself on Twitter, and coddled by his babyguard. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 18:19:47 March 12, 2013 18:19:47

Don’t be mean to Justin Bieber because Jada Pinkett Smith will yell at you (Dlisted)

Only Halle Berry could wear a dress like this (The Superficial)

Channing Tatum gets straddled (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth, shirtless, and maybe not missing Miley? (Pop Sugar)

James McAvoy says he’s a nerd (Cele|bitchy)

Claire, Hugh, and baby (Just Jared)

Should I do this for my 40th birthday? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gerard Butler doesn’t need your last name when he meets your cooch (Amy Grindhouse)

I really like how Eva Mendes is wearing this scarf (Popoholic)

Oh look. Zooey Deschanel is all stripes and cutesy (Go Fug Yourself)

Michael Fassbender’s drinking buddies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 18:02:51 March 12, 2013 18:02:51
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Michael Fassbender was in Jonah Hex???????????? This is what I just wrote to Sarah on BBM. Followed by... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I only learned this because I did a search on the photo database for “Josh Brolin + Michael Fassbender” and these shots of him with Brolin and Megan Fox at Comic-Con came up. Full Story

The “chic and healthy” mom reads the WSJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 16:44:21 March 12, 2013 16:44:21
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Jackson Lee/ Splash

It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for baby, or something. Here’s the headline that accompanied her interview video on Good Morning America Full Story

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The fun dinner party without Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2013 16:24:30 March 12, 2013 16:24:30
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George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story