May 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:37:32 May 22, 2012 13:37:32
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To Sarah B who is completing the DeVos Institute Fellowship Program at the Kennedy Centre this month -  your friends are SO proud of you: you are only 1 of 2 Canadians selected of a group of just 12 people and... now you’re coming home to Toronto! I hear Jon Hamm’s your dream? Here he is on Saturday Night Live - last week in the Lawrence Welk cold open, bravely kissing the one with the Katherine Heigl hair and the little hands (I still have to watch this when I get home) and the week before playing cheese sax with his shirt off. Full Story

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Monday, May 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The other day Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton announced that it was on its way to Cannes. And then it rained and rained and rained. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s still overcast here on Monday morning. And the wet is supposed to continue to tomorrow.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 19:01:36 May 21, 2012 19:01:36

Hayley discusses shin splints in LifeStyle.

The hillbilly answer to sabrage (Dlisted)

Gabrielle Anwar’s mega fitness body (The Superficial)
 
God Pippa Middleton’s taste is hideous (Just Jared)
 
Did not like anything about Salma Hayek’s Cannes look (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holme’s play pants don’t go with her play shoes (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart loves her Bear (Cele|bitchy)
 
Super cute - Sarah Michelle Gellar takes her kid to ballet (Socialite Life)
 
Is Gwyneth meangirling Kim Kardashian? (Celebedge)
 
People still take pictures of Audrina Patridge? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Katy Perry ends her rebound (I'm Not Obsessed)

The Ed Hardy Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 18:40:13 May 21, 2012 18:40:13
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Madonna and her kids went to Kabbalah yesterday in New York. Her MDNA tour kicks off in Tel Aviv in 10 days. She’s been training and rehearsing hard, as she does. I’ve not decided yet if I want to go. Back in the day it wasn’t even a decision. She announced and I was there. I’ll be in Toronto when MDNA arrives for two shows during the second week of TIFF. Full Story

Marc kept the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 17:54:01 May 21, 2012 17:54:01
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David Beckham was honoured last night in LA at the 27th Anniversary Sports Spectacular. His friend Marc Anthony presented his award. The Beckhams were once tight with both Marc and JLo. It’s been a while since Victoria and JLo have been seen together publicly. Marc kept the Beckhams in the divorce then? It makes sense. Full Story

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Shia in Lawless and his hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 17:27:12 May 21, 2012 17:27:12
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I saw Lawless on Saturday morning after 3 hours of sleep. I thought for sure I would nod off during the movie. But not even for a minute. I can’t say it’s the greatest movie or my favourite - the excessive violence makes me really uncomfortable - but it definitely keeps you there, and I mean more than just Tom Hardy who. Full Story

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Welcome Back Kinsey

Duana Posted by Duana at May 21, 2012 17:13:53 May 21, 2012 17:13:53
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 10 recap  At our house the boy has an oft-repeated phrase employed during Mad Men.  He takes great delight at muttering “Shut Up Pete” after most bright, Peter-like declarations.  It's not like it's a revelatory statement, but it's surprising how often it comes in handy. Full Story

Sean Penn & Petra Nemcova

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 16:34:15 May 21, 2012 16:34:15
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They’re together now. Again. And they were in Cannes together to raise money for Haiti along with Paul Haggis. The two showed up together at their obligatory events and also looked happy over dinner with friends at Tetou, a restaurant famous for its bouillabaisse about 20 minutes away from the Croisette. Full Story

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Why I don’t care that Community is Coming Back

Maria Posted by Maria at May 21, 2012 16:20:54 May 21, 2012 16:20:54
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(Lainey: a couple of weeks ago, Maria emailed me to say she didn’t give a sh-t about Community and whether or not it would get renewed. Finally! Someone else who isn’t member of the Community Fan Club. Oh I hear you smart comedy people who KNOW comedy - we don’t KNOW and our failure to appreciate the show speaks to that which is deficient in our souls. Full Story

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Chris Pine has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 15:21:08 May 21, 2012 15:21:08
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He made it very clear on Wednesday on the opening night red carpet in Cannes which...I actually just heard about like 10 hours ago. Maybe I’m loopy from my Tom Hardy haze. Or maybe it’s ...only Chris Pine?See I can’t actually decide.Chris Pine is a name, right? We consider him to be in that group of early 30s actors, don’t we? Do we? Gyllenhaal, Evans, Tatum, Hemsworth, Cooper, Gosling, Reynolds. Full Story

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Goodbye Kristen, Andy, and Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 14:58:52 May 21, 2012 14:58:52
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I hate geoblocking so f-cking much.Which means no, I’ve only seen clips here and there of Kristen Wiig’s final Saturday Night Live. Will have to wait until I get home. And before you ask, Hulu doesn’t work either. And I’m not clicking on random streams in Europe because last year they fried my computer. Full Story

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