Smutty Tingles

November 3, 2011 17:45:53 Posted at November 3, 2011 17:45:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s finding some beautiful cuffs over in LifeStyle.

Have a look at Bieber’s alleged baby mother. Now picture him saying telling her he wants to f-ck the sh-t out of her. Can you? (The Superficial)

That reindeer has the best As IF, Bitch Please, Sit Down, Get Me The F-CK Out Of Here expression I’ve ever seen (Dlisted)

Jakey supports Michael Shannon in New York (Pop Sugar)

Wilder Valderrama can only get the young ones. Kinda like Ryan Phillippe (Evil Beet Gossip)

Megan Fox looks great. Or am I just too fixated on her Alexander Wang bag? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma hugs Andrew! (Just Jared)

Holy sh-t Ashley Greene has bad dress taste (Popoholic)

Bieber freestyles to Otis. Come ON. You love it. (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan has worked the camera since she was a kid, so according to Dina, OF COURSE she knows how to pose naked (The Blemish)

Oh I really, really like this dress too (Go Fug Yourself)

Poor SJP

November 3, 2011 17:37:41 Posted at November 3, 2011 17:37:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This not one of my skills. My friend Laura - the one with the Robert Pattinson problem - she’s even worse, or better, depending how you see it. Full Story

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Bond 23: Skyfall

November 3, 2011 17:09:48 Posted at November 3, 2011 17:09:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Daniel Deme/WENN

Well, I guess it’s a better than Quantum of Solace. Still... Skyfall isn’t lighting me on fire on originality, you know? Skyfall is the title of a Tom Cruise movie. Tom Cruise would be really, really excited about something called Skyfall. Which is the next Bond.They announced it at a photo call today in London. Full Story

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Twi-Hard Immortal

November 3, 2011 12:59:38 Posted at November 3, 2011 12:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
WENN, Flynet

All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day Stewart, Pattinson, and Lautner will be at Grauman’s for a hand and footprint ceremony immortalising Twilight. Full Story

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Taylor Lautner goes the Leo route

November 3, 2011 12:44:52 Posted at November 3, 2011 12:44:52
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Remember when Taylor Lautner met with Gus Van Sant and Dustin Lance Black for dinner last month? A writer, a director and an actor at a table together can only mean one thing—they’re working together. Or, at least Lautner and Van Sant are. The Hollywood Reporter just announced that they’re setting up a project together, based on a New Yorker article Lautner’s production company optioned. Full Story

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Hollywood Sliding Doors: Jessica Biel edition

November 3, 2011 12:30:30 Posted at November 3, 2011 12:30:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael Wright/WENN, Elle

Many of you have emailed about Jessica Biel’s quote in the new issue of ELLE magazine. You know, about the fact that she could have been Allie Hamilton to Ryan Gosling’s Noah Calhoun in The Notebook? Apparently it’s the “role that got away”: “The Notebook. That’s one that I wanted so badly. I was in the middle of shooting Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I auditioned with Ryan Gosling in my trailer—covered in blood. Full Story

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Who the hell ever knew Unser would be the voice of reason?

November 3, 2011 11:58:33 Posted at November 3, 2011 11:58:33
Duana Posted by Duana

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 9 recapI am a little bit at a loss for words.   It’s been a bit of a day all around, and it is absolutely preposterous that it would be because of a TV show.   That’s really on the edge of not-all-that-rational.   But you know, after this episode, I’m really curious. Full Story

Hugh Jackman on Conan and Clooney

November 3, 2011 11:31:31 Posted at November 3, 2011 11:31:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
IGNAT/ Bauer-Griffin

Hugh Jackman was on Conan this week. He entered the studio by imitating Conan. Perfectly. The one-two hip check? Amazing. Needless to say he was brilliant, and funny, and charming, and wore his suit beautifully, and continues to prove that he really is the nicest man in the business even when he’s supposed to nice, because everyone is nice on talk shows, you can tell he’s genuinely nice. Full Story

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November 3, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

November 3, 2011 11:19:41 Posted at November 3, 2011 11:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Walter the beagle. He’s the therapy dog at Covenant House Vancouver. Walter hangs out with our youth and while he’s around, life is a little more cheerful, a little less bleak. Walter gives so much, and all he ever asks for is an unlimited amount of cookies. Look at him. Don’t you think he deserves some time in the spotlight? Walter’s been entered into the Fido Casting Call. Full Story

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Jacek and I were married ten years ago. Ten years is a long time. And marriage, it isn’t easy, but for us, for all the work that we put into it, it’s very, very rewarding. So there’s our marriage, and then that Kardashian’s “marriage”, now over, as you know, after a monumental 72 days.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

November 2, 2011 17:24:41 Posted at November 2, 2011 17:24:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s getting Chinese with her latest recommendation. I won’t lie. I want one now too. Over in LifeStyle.

Kelly Osbourne is setting an all-time record for NOT getting over it (Dlisted)

How long before Lindsay Lohan gets with this? (The Superficial)

Henry Cavill covers Men’s Health and he doesn’t even have to take his shirt off (Pink Is The New Blog)

Carmen Electra must be really poor (Hollywood Tuna)

That’s a good beanie on Nicole Richie (Pop Sugar)

Anne Hathaway honours her Princess Grandmother (Just Jared)

Porny claims she has a business strategy…but doesn’t really know much about the business (Cele|bitchy)

Fried Chicken in a horrible red turtleneck (Celebuzz)

Why is Debbie Gibson remind me of Tara Reid? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really wish we could have seen more of Zac Efron in those tight little shorts (Hollywood PQ)