Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 19:15:26 March 29, 2012 19:15:26

Hayley blasts your ass and Sasha finds Porny’s dress and maxis in LifeStyle

I’m Media, Darling. I’m also a whore for a Proust Questionnaire (On The Fourth Floor)

The Hemsworth Family Hunger Games (The Superficial)

Is Keanu Reeves part of his Heaven? (Dlisted)

Porny still has more growing to do (Celeb|itchy)

Wasted, SO wasted, on Fez (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman’s baby’s cute chubby face (Pop Sugar)

Khal Drogo eats at Eveleigh too! (Just Jared)

Gwen Stefani looks great in those jeans (Popoholic)

Please. Who wears pants on their birthday? (Celebuzz)

It was really hard on Victoria Beckham when she was pregnant and too fat to fit into her clothes (Amy Grindhouse)

Agree. Hilary Swank’s career is the sh-ts right now (Go Fug Yourself)

Boyfriend Girlfriend Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 18:40:33 March 29, 2012 18:40:33
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Andrew Garfield is currently performing on Broadway in Death Of A Salesman. Emma Stone apparently met with Rob Marshall yesterday in New York and many are now speculating that she’s being considered for a role in Marshall’s film adaptation of Into The Woods. Oh, can you imagine the nattering from the theatre geeks?Ask them. Full Story

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The B.I.C. goes to the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 17:24:40 March 29, 2012 17:24:40
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The B.I.C. went to the doctor with her mother and her grandmother yesterday. You can see some of her hair popping up. Are people grossed out when babies are born with a lot of hair? I was. So is that nasty or something? Also, as I’ve heard from many of you, people are really pissy about Beyonce wearing blue all the time. Full Story

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Do you miss John Mayer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 16:39:12 March 29, 2012 16:39:12
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I don’t listen to his music so I don’t miss John Mayer...artistically. But I do miss his gossip. A lot. We were just talking about this in the Lily Allen article below. About going away. About being sick of yourself, and not being happy about how you’re being portrayed, and actively removing yourself from the conversation. Full Story

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How are you Lily Allen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 15:59:36 March 29, 2012 15:59:36
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Was just thinking about her the other day. So many celebrities, they get married, pregnant, and have babies and you can't get away from them. Lily Allen, now Cooper, was the opposite. Lily wanted to go underground. And she meant it. I don't know what her daughter Ethel looks like. I didn't even know she was called Ethel until these pictures came out in the UK this morning. Full Story

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You don’t hate it...yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 14:34:29 March 29, 2012 14:34:29
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See? Taylor Kitsch is getting properly papped now. Remember that the next time you want to sh-t on John Carter and before you sh-t on Battleship. Which is what he’s promoting right now. Check out TK last night in London returning to his hotel and not totally hating the flashbulbs in his face. For now. Full Story

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OMG, be my boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 14:11:15 March 29, 2012 14:11:15
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Can you tell? I LOVE Gangster Franco so f-cking much.And if I’m feeling this way, I can’t even imagine how hard Michael K over at Dlisted must be and how creatively he’ll describe the sensation. Am waiting impatiently for that post up on his site. In the meantime, here’s Gangster Franco doing everything but making it rain on the set of Spring Breakers yesterday. Full Story

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March 29, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 13:46:02 March 29, 2012 13:46:02
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Suzy! Happy 33rd Birthday with love from Jennifer who said you’d be into some Leo and Harry? Oh with pleasure. Enjoy! Happy Birthday Minna! By request, here’s Jacob Hoggard at the Hedley show at the ACC a couple of weeks ago. Information I can share? Well, I have a thing for Jacob too. It doesn’t help that he’s generally just super flirty, like with everyone, but not in a skeezy way. Full Story

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Hot Harry moves out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 21:06:04 March 28, 2012 21:06:04
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We all do it. Some do it when they leave for university. Some stay until they’re married. I recently saw Jeff, Who Lives At Home starring Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Susan Sarandon, and Judy Greer (who is SO lovely) and Segel’s character is around 30 and still lives in his ma’s basement smoking pot. At the junket I asked him the age at which it’s no longer appropriate to be staying at your parents’ and he told me he moved out at 17 and in his mind, though his parents are great, you need to be out of there no later than 20. Full Story

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The shrug of breakups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 20:24:24 March 28, 2012 20:24:24
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Us Magazine is reporting that Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are done. Aaaaand...you just shrugged, right? It’s the same reaction you had when you found out they were dating. Also the reaction you had when he was named Sexiest Man Alive.Shrug. Full Story