Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 17:12:42 May 16, 2012 17:12:42

I’m sorry it’s such a pitifully short column today. I’ve run out of time after getting accredited and now I’ve to get to the Moonrise Kingdom screening for 8pm local. Cannes is 6 hours ahead of Eastern Time and it just didn’t work out today the way the flights were scheduled.
 
Tomorrow I have all morning to write though. And I promise it’ll be a better effort. In the meantime, please visit my blog friends to get caught up.

 
Why is it that I never notice penises in pants? (Dlisted)
 
Does the top of her bikini look weird to you? (The Superficial)
 
Kelly Clarkson looks great in print (Just Jared)
 
How did Hayden Panettiere’s hair grow so fast? (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Nicole Ritchie and her babies at the zoo (Pop Sugar)
 
Jennifer Aniston’s eyes are freakin’ me out in this ad (Cele|bitchy
 
$15 million and this is still happening... (Evil Beet Gossip)
 
Lloyd’s face pretty much says it all about Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood PQ)
 
Your weekly hit of Gaga’s ass in fishnets (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
What makes you beautiful... on a ship (Towleroad)

Baby Hemsworth goes for a walk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 16:23:35 May 16, 2012 16:23:35
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Fame/Flynet

Chris Hemsworth, his wife Elsa Pataky, and their newborn baby girl India Rose (I can hear you, Duana, I can hear you) went for a walk today in London. Elsa’s already back in no-pregnancy shape. SHE WAS PROBABLY FAKING IT! No, we only accuse Beyonce of faking it. Because only Beyonce has amazing muscle memory. Full Story

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Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 16:06:31 May 16, 2012 16:06:31

Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle?(Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi!And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about being asked about anyone but Mimi. Full Story

Life After George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 15:57:34 May 16, 2012 15:57:34
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen.  I mean...I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses following around mah-jong ladies in Hong Kong. Full Story

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A man who can talk to dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 15:47:39 May 16, 2012 15:47:39
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Jacek always drops me off at the airport with our beagles in the backseat. Barney, only 18 months, has never been alone his whole life. He went straight from his litter to having a big brother, Marcus. In many ways, he’s been spared the reality of being left. Barney is never left behind. But Marcus knows about being left behind. Full Story

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Cannes 2012: Heavy on Hollywood

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 16, 2012 15:36:34 May 16, 2012 15:36:34
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WENN

(Lainey: I’m still catching up after flying overnight to Cannes. Trying to rush out a few new articles but let’s start first with Sarah’s Cannes preview since they’re all starting to arrive. I screen Moonrise Kingdom tonight. Attached - the cast at the photo call today.) The Cannes Film Festival is always glamorous and Hollywood is always well represented, but this year seems particularly heavy on the star power, headed, of course, by the Brange. Full Story

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May 16, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 14:53:57 May 16, 2012 14:53:57

Dear Alyssa with love from Amy who told me about the news yesterday. I’m sorry, and it sucks. But there’s a lot of love out there for you. I’ve a feeling that’ll get you through. In fact, I know it. Best to you and keep me posted.  Full Story

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Monday’s biggest deal was FOX’s confirmation - finally - that they’d confirmed Britney Spears as a judge on the upcoming season of The X Factor. Britney showed up alongside a confident and smug Simon Cowell at the FOX presentation.  Read Full Intro

Gwyneth goes back and forth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 20:01:09 May 15, 2012 20:01:09
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Fame/Flynet, INF

Gwyneth was in New York a week ago for the Met Gala. At some point she went home to London. Today she was spotted at Heathrow on her way back out. Love the boots, the blazer, all of it. This weekend at the Snow White junket, after we had all wrapped for the trip, we started exchanging stories over dinner, as reporters often do. Full Story

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Vanessa will always have Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 18:49:35 May 15, 2012 18:49:35
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Johnny Depp finally confirmed last week that he and Vanessa Paradis are still together. Click here for a refresher. Most of you who’ve emailed don’t seem entirely convinced that it was all fine to begin with. Something was afoot, sure. But they seem to have worked it out now. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 18:31:33 May 15, 2012 18:31:33

Beyonce has a stalker! And Kanye is f-cking it! (The Superficial)

Um, how is this getting past Jada Pinkett Smith??? (Dlisted)

As IF Carole Middleton would waste her scoop on a low rent tabloid (Celeb|itchy)

I wish Nina Dobrev’s carpet style was as cute as her casual style (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart’s cute loafers (Pop Sugar)

Anyone looks better next to Casper Smart (Just Jared)

So...Jessica Alba was a prude before she had babies? (Popoholic)

That Peaches and this dude are parents now is one of my favourite things in life (Amy Grindhouse)

MLB sent Kate Upton a lot of free sh-t (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

I LOVE this picture (Go Fug Yourself)