Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We travelled for 27 hours to get to the Maldives. And I feel like ...it should take that long, shouldn’t it? To get to, at the risk of sounding cliché, paradise? It’s bright all day from the minute we wake up. Then at 4pm it rains here for 2 hours, just as I have to start working.  Read Full Intro

No, no, he’s not a dick at all

November 1, 2011 23:30:35 Posted at November 1, 2011 23:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen earlier this year. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 1, 2011 18:11:30 Posted at November 1, 2011 18:11:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a wine cellar buried 8 feet under our island in the Maldives where they host private dinners. Jacek and I have just come from the experience. During the entree (Australian tenderloin) alone, they gave us 3 red ones, 2 from the “old world” and 1 from the “new world”. We were asked to identify. Fun game, right? Every course came with a flight. And sometimes I could only manage a couple of sips of a particular flight. (Sorry Paolo! I tried! And we talked about you a LOT!) I’m telling you this because if you found my last few posts to be messy, now you know why.

As IF Chris Brown!!! (The Superficial)

Mother Reese hates snakes (Dlisted)

LeAnn goes as herself for  Halloween (Amy Grindhouse)

So…there are mean who still find milkmaids legit? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zac Efron doesn’t get papped anymore But with friends like that? They must not see him in the park. (Pop Sugar)

Where ReeseWitherspoon is unpopular (Just Jared)

Who is this twat? And why is she trying to be Leeloo? (Popoholic)

See? Honour totally outdressed Halloween Little Sci (Celebuzz)

The hair on Chris Pratt’s head is really skeeving me out (Towleroad)

Never mind if she has male parts, why does her head look like it’s not really attached to her body? (Go Fug Yourself)

When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

November 1, 2011 17:52:35 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know. Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. Full Story

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Needy kisses

November 1, 2011 17:46:14 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:46:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
PUNKD Images

Shia LaBeouf is shooting a movie in Vancouver. I can’t remember what it’s called and I’m too drunk to google but I assure you it’s not important. The point of this story is that his girlfriend Carolyn Pho is visiting him and they were photographed kissing. It’s not the first time they’ve been photographed kissing but every time they’re photographed kissing it makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage

November 1, 2011 17:23:25 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer-Griffin, Splash

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon wants you to know she’s sexy

November 1, 2011 17:06:19 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:06:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah
WENN, Splash News

She really, really does.In This Means War, Reese Witherspoon juggles Chris Pine and Tom Hardy (unconvincingly). Now she’s being offered the lead in Sony’s Sex Tape, a movie about a married couple who lose track of their homemade porn. Jason Segel would be the other half of the couple and his buddy and writing partner Nick Stoller may direct. Full Story

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November 1, 2011 13:18:12 Posted at November 1, 2011 13:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Turgeon/Rocke/Splash News

Just when you thought Mariah Carey was the most obvious f-cking person in the world, Beyonce goes and gets pregnant. If Beyonce was oblivious to the definition of subtle before, it straight up doesn’t exist in her dictionary now. Check her out, leaving Kanye West’s Halloween party in New York last night, in costume as a bee. Full Story

Not the best angle

November 1, 2011 12:41:20 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:41:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash News, Getty Images

Sarah Jessica Parker is in Australia promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It in the hope that the film will perform better overseas than it did domestically which was sh-t. Like, it hasn’t even cracked $10 million yet. Today it was an appearance in Sydney. There was a narrow red carpet set up. She was to pose for photos and then move over to a speaking area where she could sit down and take questions. Full Story

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Little Sci is at the door

November 1, 2011 12:17:53 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise continues to work on One Shot in Pittsburgh so his family, including wife Katie Holmes, their daughter Little Sci Suri, and son Connor were there for Halloween weekend. Katie was charged with managing the festivities on Saturday, seen here with Connor and Suri, in costume, trick or treating in the neighbourhood. Full Story

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A random group of actresses

November 1, 2011 12:01:49 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:01:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Steve Carell and Jim Carrey are teaming up in a comedy about rival magicians called Burt Wonderstone (doesn’t that sound like a Will Ferrell character?), and the short list for the female lead is the randomest group of actresses I’ve seen in a long time—Olivia Wilde, Michelle Monaghan, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman. Full Story