Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 21:01:41 May 14, 2012 21:01:41

Can Elvis’s daughter show Katie Holmes the way? (Dlisted)

SO. GROSS. Like maybe not so much with the gel nails anymore, you know? (The Superficial

Sienna Miller’s baby bump wished Robert Pattinson happy birthday (Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus’s puppy has to have some beagle in him (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend plays stepmom (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart’s first world problems (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Britney Spears on a panel? Oh, I might have to watch. (Socialite Life)

Brange fighting about place settings and hors d’oeuvres? (Celebedge)

We see this woman every year in Cannes. And I’m pretty sure her job is just f-cking old men (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Casper Smart pushing away Leah Remini???? (I'm Not Obsessed)

The face that paid Linda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 20:03:37 May 14, 2012 20:03:37
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Bauer-Griffin

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault were seen this weekend a football game in France. I’m SURE Salma’s not bitch-facing here about the Linda Evangelista settlement, obviously, but still...Given how fresh the story is, and that her husband capitulated in order to avoid having Linda take the stand and blast him, the Photo Assumption was just so easy, I couldn’t resist. Full Story

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One Fairy Tale, Two Dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 19:14:36 May 14, 2012 19:14:36
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Ben Pruchnie/Ben Stanstall/Getty

Sasha just emailed me. The title of the message was “you win. you officially win.”And in the body she pasted a photo of Kristen Stewart in Marchesa tonight at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman. Marchesa made like one nice dress 4 years ago. And ever since then Sasha’s been holding out that it’s not as bad as I hate it to be. Full Story

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Dembabies have crazy skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 17:47:41 May 14, 2012 17:47:41
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is leaving an event with Nick Cannon the other night requiring only two people to help her negotiate the steps. Full Story

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The best day of her life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 17:03:10 May 14, 2012 17:03:10
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Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Was it? It had to be one of them.Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. There was a lot of kissing and smiling and ring-pimping. She was floating, can’t you tell? It’s like he’s giving her permission to be happy. Full Story

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Lupo Loves Hot Harry On A Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 16:45:36 May 14, 2012 16:45:36
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Wenn, Bauer, Splash

It’s Monday. And Hot Harry is riding around on his horse wearing the sh-t out of his white pants and getting super cute with dogs and babies. It might help the week go by faster. I mean...Sometimes you’re just born to it. He was born to ride. He was born to ride in khakis and boots and wear them off the field and into his car, dirty, muddy, and still. Full Story

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Two households, both alike in dignity

Duana Posted by Duana at May 14, 2012 16:33:50 May 14, 2012 16:33:50
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Courtesy AMC

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 9 recapTwo households, both alike in dignity...That's what Bobby Draper was thankful for, and by the way, it's Thanksgiving, so time marches onward pretty fast, I guess.  And they're growing more and more similar - and more different. This episode had so much to do with divorce and new families, and I almost believe it felt. Full Story

Their Royal Bodies Are Touching

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 15:40:20 May 14, 2012 15:40:20
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Bauer, Almasi/Splash

Look at Mrs Cambridge pressed right up against her husband’s body in the first photo. There have been few lapses in concentration by Catherine over the last year. This, however, has to be an accident, a moment of relaxed familiarity given the setting. I mean, if Her Majesty had been there, they’d be at least a foot apart at all times, right? Kate’s been so rigid, so disciplined, it’s nice to see her unclench now and again, if ever so briefly. Full Story

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“I enjoy you...but be careful”

Duana Posted by Duana at May 14, 2012 15:31:09 May 14, 2012 15:31:09

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 7 recapPreviously, Cersei sent word to Jamie that she loved him, Jon Snow swore to kill Ygritte but couldn't, Bran surrendered Winterfell to stupid Theon, there was a riot and Sansa was almost raped (but I think the hound called her “little bird”?), Arya had Jaqen kill a guy who was going to out her, Hodor and Osha got past Theon's guards. Full Story

It’s “our house” now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 14:53:58 May 14, 2012 14:53:58
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WENN

George Clooney hosted a dinner for President Barack Obama last week at his home in LA. They raised $15 million. And yes, Stacy Keibler was there. Of course she was there. After all...she lives there. Which, I mean, it’s no surprise, obviously, but it’s also the way she’s freely talking about it now too. Full Story