Hollywood Matchmaking: Jake & Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 18:15:07 September 21, 2012 18:15:07

God Jake Gyllenhaal looked handsome last night at opening night of his off-Broadway play If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet. I mean, I’m not into the beard, but even that beard can’t take away from how attractive he is. Speaking of that beard - while women may not be feeling it, do you know how much beard envy he’s getting from the men? Almost every dude I talked to at TIFF was all about Jake’s beard. Full Story

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Ben’s diplomacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 17:34:34 September 21, 2012 17:34:34

It’s seems a certainty right now, even though it’s early, that Ben Affleck’s Argo will be a legitimate contender for Oscar. He’s a skilled director. The actors are impressive. And the story is like porn for Oscar voters - that Hollywood had a hand in a dramatic covert international rescue. Full Story

Waiting for Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 16:40:00 September 21, 2012 16:40:00

Now that I think of it, Duana and I were gush-messaging each other back and forth a lot yesterday. Obviously much of the afternoon was spent on Les Miserables and that behind-the-scenes featurette that was released online. What? Of course I’ll repost it. I’ve only watched it 8 times. Anyway, there were a lot of ALL CAP sentences exchanged back and forth between Duana and me about how we can’t wait and how we’ll hold hands when we see it together and how we’ll each take turns crying and also much excitement over Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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This is acting.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 15:26:56 September 21, 2012 15:26:56
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A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Three Months of Mad Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 15:08:02 September 21, 2012 15:08:02

Giovanni Ribisi married Agyness Deyn on June 16. It happened fast. One minute he was with Cat Power and the next he’s Agyness’s husband. As I wrote at the time, it seemed like Mad Love. And I noted that Mad Love with famous arty types is super super hot and sexy ...as you can see. They were at the grocery yesterday looking like they had to drag themselves out of bed because they need a snack in between doing it. Full Story

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Demi Moore: one year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 14:29:54 September 21, 2012 14:29:54
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It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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September 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 14:17:02 September 21, 2012 14:17:02

Chana! I’m sorry about all the sh-t and diarrhoea happening right now. And poor MacGregor who’s starting his week of rough on Monday. But look at that wookie face! As long as he wakes up and you’re there, you know how they are, that’s all they need. And when he recovers, he’ll return the favour. Full Story

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted this article about the new international trailer for Bond Skyfall, specifically highlighting how Javier Bardem’s villain, to me, seems scarier than how scary Bane was promised to be in The Dark Knight Rises.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 21:50:51 September 20, 2012 21:50:51

Sasha Finds pointy shoes and travel steeze in LifeStyle

Betweens the Bynes and the Lohans, the English language is getting mutilated (Dlisted)

Given that we already knew that Ebola Paris Hilton was a disgusting f-ck, the lesson to be learned here is to be careful what you say in taxis (The Superficial)

Baby Maxwell really is trying to be more famous than babies Suri, Shiloh, and all the others combined (Just Jared)

JLo’s son’s face is cracking me up -- even her kid is like: how much longer can this slum loving go ON!?! (Too Fab)

Avril Lavigne is totally jealous of this look (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia LaBeouf will apparently be having real sex with one or more of these people (Pop Sugar)

Donald Trump says something about Princess Kate who is pregnant again on the cover of Star (Cele|bitchy)

I am so excited for this movie to be good but not more excited than Duana who probably has already memorised the soundtrack (Towleroad)

Does she look a little like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cheap looking album cover (Hollywood PQ)

Blake’s shotgun wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 21:26:15 September 20, 2012 21:26:15
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Page Six had an item this morning speculating about Blake Lively being pregnant. Apparently she’s eating more on the set of Gossip Girl and now everyone’s watching for a bump. Which is gross in and of itself. That any time a girl who’s in the business actually eats a normal size portion, she either gets accused of being a fat ass or growing a child, depending on her circumstance. Full Story

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Rafa: Man of the Year is an intense spectator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 19:41:23 September 20, 2012 19:41:23

Rafael Nadal was named Man of the Year by Spanish Vanity Fair. There was an event the other night in Madrid to celebrate him. He wore a tux and looked very handsome and as relaxed as he could be on such a formal occasion. Yesterday Rafa was not relaxed. Yesterday Rafa watched the Champions League first round between Real Madrid and Manchester City and, well, he was euphoric at the end, certainly, but during the game Rafa was as intense as he gets for his own matches. Full Story

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