Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 17:41:02 June 27, 2012 17:41:02
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The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan fiction about the time Maleficent and Galdalf f-cked each other in a cave. Full Story

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The ultimate gift bag includes a dental plan

Maria Posted by Maria at June 27, 2012 16:33:48 June 27, 2012 16:33:48
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Prince Azim of Brunei threw a 30th birthday party for himself; there’s rich and then there’s Sultan rich. It’s another level of influence and power. Prince Azim has very peculiar taste for a 30-year-old: the guest list included Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Jerry Hall (with daughter Lizzie Jagger) and Dionne Warwick. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 16:05:05 June 27, 2012 16:05:05
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never Say Never, I’ve almost watched them all. Full Story

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Posh rushes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 14:24:56 June 27, 2012 14:24:56
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I love the side panels on these pants. But is it always winter where Posh goes? They don’t make them small enough for her, do they? On me that sh-t would be stretched out to the point where you’d be able to hear the stitches extending to their limit. Anyway, this is Victoria Beckham rushing back to Los Angeles immediately following her appearance with the other Spices in London yesterday for the launch of Viva Forever. Full Story

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It’s all Vanessa’s fault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 14:05:46 June 27, 2012 14:05:46

Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every other celebrity magazine has pretty much called him out for his mid-life crisis. Full Story