March 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2012 14:02:05 March 23, 2012 14:02:05

Happy 30th Birthday Erin! How’s Costa Rica? That’s not a bad venue at all to bring in a new decade. Amber awaits your return though so that your band duties can resume. PS. You have a great nose. I want it.  Full Story

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’ve never heard anyone say about someone who’s had a lot of plastic surgery that “OMG the way they’ve  jacked up her cheeks and her lips like that is SO f-cking amazing”. Buuuuut... it’s showing up everywhere. The people who are doing it obviously think it looks good.  Read Full Intro

Oscar GOOP: defensive, too tanned, with Cam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 20:26:12 March 22, 2012 20:26:12
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I love it so much when Gwyneth features herself getting ready in her newsletters. But first...as she says...She must defend herself!GOOP is insisting she wrote her own cookbook. Whatever. Can we just talk about the Oscars and how her stylist put together her look? A look I called the Best of the Oscars 2012 Full Story

All that and no cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 19:48:36 March 22, 2012 19:48:36

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

Offspring Rock Band Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 19:18:45 March 22, 2012 19:18:45
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For Part 1, please click here.I was just reading the Victoria Beckham profile in Vogue - that article is coming next - when I came across the most amazing detail:For Romeo’s birthday, as a surprise, the (Beckham) family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber’s studio while he was recording his Christmas album. Full Story

The ring got her a job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 18:54:24 March 22, 2012 18:54:24
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For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker game on March 11. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 18:36:10 March 22, 2012 18:36:10

Sasha finds Jessica Alba’s cardigan and Posh’s swimsuit in LifeStyle

Katy Perry is Demi Moore (The Superficial)

Does how you name your baby make you more famous? (Dlisted)

Not sure if I agree about Katie Holmes’s awesome jeans, but, yes, definitely on the crazy eyes (Celeb|itchy)

Call Jennifer Love Hewitt for a really, REALLY good time (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie in a bikini in Miami (Pop Sugar)

I like the casual outfit Freida Pinto’s wearing on this cover (Just Jared)

The body that Liam Hemsworth came home to (Popoholic)

So, yeah, Fez pretty much confirms he’s totally f-cking Minka Kelly (Celebuzz)

Jimmy Fallon marries Tim Tebow to David Bowie (The Daily What)

But, but, but...it looks so comfortable! (Go Fug Yourself)

What Do Fans Deserve?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 22, 2012 17:43:54 March 22, 2012 17:43:54
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It's time to discuss that monthly thesis, "maybe Twitter is ruining society". Yesterday I saw @molls - who, if you didn't know, was an internet presence and writer with a big following long before she was the cofounder of HelloGiggles or a writer for 2 Broke Girls - tweet that “every time I go on the Internet I get my feelings hurt”, and that she's going to get hypnotized not to feel things. Full Story

Susan Sarandon had lipo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:40:59 March 22, 2012 15:40:59
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There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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Rihanna & Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:17:46 March 22, 2012 15:17:46
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This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? Single people f-ck each other all the time. Full Story

Get an even-clean with Bioré’s Combination Skin Balancing Cleanser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:07:09 March 22, 2012 15:07:09