Why Aren’t You Watching? Part 1: WHO

October 25, 2011 14:58:51 Posted at October 25, 2011 14:58:51
Duana Posted by Duana
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The news is that Aisha Tyler has been tapped to be the new cohost on “The Talk”. This is a show I’ve never seen.   I’ve heard the controversy about it, I’m aware of the exit of Xenu lovers and others.   I cannot speak at all to whether or not this show has a chance now of being a quality program. Full Story

Wife confronts colleague

October 25, 2011 14:53:29 Posted at October 25, 2011 14:53:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A popular married television personality who’s also a chronic cheater had an affair a few years ago with a woman (also married with kids) who’s now become his colleague. The colleague ran into his wife recently. The wife decided they would have a little conversation. There were no pleasantries. The wife pretty much opened with - who did you have to f-ck to get this new position? How many people have you f-cked to get to where you are now? The colleague, obviously mortified, as they’re actually in a place crawling with parents and children, frequented by their own children, tried to be civil, tried to downplay the hostilities. Full Story

No George without Stacy

October 25, 2011 14:04:43 Posted at October 25, 2011 14:04:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You only get a Hollywood Film Award if you agree to show up. And every year, the Hollywood Film Awards showcases some of the most heavily favoured award season candidates. So, as noted by Deadline, it’s amazing it’s not yet televised. It’s actually a really fun event. Full Story

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October 25, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 25, 2011 13:56:28 Posted at October 25, 2011 13:56:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jasmine, You are the strongest person I know and I miss watching & talking smut with you on our couch - Dan  Full Story

Monday, October 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was a busy weekend on the carpets - check the LifeStyle section which will be updated through the day for a quick hit of some of the highlights. Heavy column today, please check back often.  Read Full Intro

So much pretty sexy

October 24, 2011 23:44:25 Posted at October 24, 2011 23:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Cronenberg’s A Dangerous Method screened at the London Film Festival tonight with all three of the film’s headliners in attendance looking very pretty and or very sexy and in the case of Michael Fassbender, obviously, both. Keira’s dress on Keira is magnificent. I wonder if Keira’s dress on anyone else produces the same results. Full Story

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Chris Martin hangs up...and calls back

October 24, 2011 20:12:44 Posted at October 24, 2011 20:12:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay’s Mylo Xyloto was released today. Did you buy? As you know, the band has been promoting the album extensively. Last week Chris Martin, in service of the new album, even talked about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. And said that he won the lottery Full Story

It’s so puffy!

October 24, 2011 19:21:39 Posted at October 24, 2011 19:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it was a family outing for Megan and BAG with his son. Full Story

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Back to school…seriously?

October 24, 2011 18:54:25 Posted at October 24, 2011 18:54:25
Duana Posted by Duana

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 6 recapSo this episode had a lot going on and obviously some fun, but I had a big stick in my craw about it early on, and I just have to get it out of the way.  Because what I realize is it actually needs some help from you. This show never skimps on emotional realism. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 24, 2011 18:04:55 Posted at October 24, 2011 18:04:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s getting inspiration from the Real Housewives of Some City to help someone with a twatty sister-in-law in LifeStyle.

JLo is crying over lost love. The rest of us are crying after listening to her sing. Oh my GOD. (Dlisted)

Are there women out there who actually get hard when a man’s arm is bigger than his head??? (The Superficial)

Did Madonna turn her back to a brother in need? Or ... is the brother being avoided because he can no longer be helped? (Celebedge)

Hot Harry on a Horse really should move to Vegas (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Greenes tries to be as steezy as Kristen Stewart with Robert Pattinson and fails miserably (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie! The children! Brad’s parents! And one of those twins can really work a cardigan! (Just Jared)

George Clooney’s piece is getting PAID! (Cele|bitchy)

Elle Macpherson in a bikini...after all these years (Socialite Life)

Married 16 year old influencing other children at the pumpkin patch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently we all want Jennifer Aniston’s abs more than we want Blake Lively’s legs. Really??? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Anniversary bike ride

October 24, 2011 17:41:38 Posted at October 24, 2011 17:41:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
DAVID KRIEGER/ Bauer-Griffin

A year ago they were in India getting married and petting tigers. To celebrate their one year wedding anniversary, Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent the weekend in New York. They went on a bike ride. They did not wear helmets. Is it not law? I don’t think it’s law in Toronto either. Or Montreal. Where there are “Bixi” bike rentals at stops around downtown; you pay $5 or something through a machine like a parking metre to rent a bike for 24 hours and they can be returned at any other location. Full Story

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