Katie the Disciplinarian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 15:55:34 July 16, 2012 15:55:34
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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise continue to get papped incessantly in New York. They went to a pet store the other day. Suri wanted a puppy. Katie said no. Suri pouted. She ended up wailing on her way out. Good decision on Katie's part. Pet stores support puppy mills. Anyway, through their divorce drama, it's been reported that it was Tom Cruise who was the indulgent parent and Katie the one who set limits. Full Story

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Comic Con becomes the Stark Expo

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 16, 2012 15:30:32 July 16, 2012 15:30:32
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THIS. $sb("lnyg003_87ce4d452d61eca18d6a4e504b9b1c47",{"sbFeed":{"partnerId":909,"type":"youtube","contentId":"c4OHn77YNZI","cname":"laineygossip"},"style":{"width":460,"height":260}}); google.load("ima", "1"); This is why Robert Downey Jr. is always and forever THE BEST. And this is why Comic Con is so fun. Full Story

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July 16, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 13:41:05 July 16, 2012 13:41:05

Shannon! That is such great news about your husband! THANK YOU for somehow including me on your wedding website. Next time there’s an anniversary to celebrate, let me know in advance. After all, we are totally on a first name basis!  Aya! Happy 26th Birthday yesterday with love from Farah who requested the following: Jeremy Renner, Alexander Skarsgard, Marcus Mumford, and Colton Haynes. Full Story

Friday, July 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

“We have not chronicled a single celebrity divorce on this broadcast ...but Katie Holmes’s widely publicised split from Tom Cruise has a unique component as part of the story -- and that is the Church of Scientology.  Read Full Intro

Let Mimi judge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 20:22:00 July 13, 2012 20:22:00
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So JLo has left Idol. Who will replace her? They’ve been working on it for a while. PEOPLE reports one of the targets they’ve been working on is Mimi. Ummm...if money was an issue for JLo, how is it not an issue for Mariah Carey? Mimi won’t come cheaper than Jennifer Lopez. Full Story

JLo is a “Bear” too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 18:50:54 July 13, 2012 18:50:54

But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put an end to the speculation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 18:41:44 July 13, 2012 18:41:44

Sasha Finds Eva Mendes’s dress in LifeStyle

People are lazy and Justin Bieber is the victim (Dlisted)

Ummm...Lea Michele looks like she hates the clothes that are paying her (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan’s lips are too big, cheeks are too filled, and now she’s losing her hair (The Superficial)

I’m so confused. Didn’t this Robert Pattinson movie come out already??? (Just Jared)

Woah. Now there’s a healthy cup size (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively goes back to being Serena (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart wants to kill the passion in her relationship with Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

I would have enjoyed Magic Mike more if Jason Biggs replaced Joe Manganiello, NO JOKE. (Crushable)

JLo talks about Tom and Katie’s divorce ...and makes it about herself (Celebedge)

I was about to say Mischa Barton doesn’t look f-cked up...and then I saw the shoes. (Go Fug Yourself)


 

Ryan Gosling lives in Los Angeles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 17:16:31 July 13, 2012 17:16:31
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Is it unfair of me to hold this against him? Along with the pretentious instrumenting in New York? Sometimes I wonder if I’m starting to go off Ryan Gosling because of how people feel about him. Like the ridiculous sightings (every day he’s in a new city and people are freaking out), and the whole Easter bunny Full Story

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We’re Running Out of Time Together

Maria Posted by Maria at July 13, 2012 16:40:06 July 13, 2012 16:40:06

I’ve come to a very sad realization that I can never be with Aaron Paul in real life. It’s not because I’m married (on the Freebie 5 physical limits do not exist), but because he loves concerts. I hate concerts. Could we overcome this obstacle? I just don’t know. Promotion for the season 5 premiere of Breaking Bad this Sunday on AMC (set your DVR, yo!) is in high gear. Full Story