GG Most Likely To F-ck: Elle Macpherson & Ashton Kutcher

January 16, 2012 14:27:14 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage.Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton Kutcher who spent his 6 year wedding anniversary in a hot tub with a rally girl, NASCAR at best? And, right beside him, Elle Macpherson who. Full Story

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GG Cool Enough for School – Emily Blunt

January 16, 2012 14:17:41 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:17:41
Duana Posted by Duana
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Look at that yellow-gold dress.  It probably is vintage.  And it’s slim, but it still lets her have hips, and  look like a woman, and there was no note of who she hung out with (although the answer is ‘with Rogen’ if she’s anything like I think she is), and she’s just got the whole thing down cold. Full Story

GG Down Girl: Piper Perabo

January 16, 2012 14:06:47 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pet owners will understand this...When you have to train the jumping up out of your dog? Our puppy Barney, just over a year, is being taught not to jump up. It’s not because he’s bad. It just means he’s overly excited. He can’t contain himself. He has to learn to control his impulses. This is what it was like watching Piper Perabo on the carpet last night. Full Story

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GG Most Surprising (in a good way): Heidi Klum

January 16, 2012 13:54:10 Posted at January 16, 2012 13:54:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I very rarely enjoy Heidi Klum on a red carpet. There’s usually too much going on. Tiers, feathers, straps, chains, too much going on. Which is why last night was such a refreshing surprise. It was a neutral dress in colour and shape. And then a splash of interesting around the neck. Didn’t make me fall over with admiration, but compared to this Full Story

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Best GG Smutty Tingle: Johnny Depp

January 16, 2012 13:49:29 Posted at January 16, 2012 13:49:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes? I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some things, they just get boring. Until of course the subject of “recreational drugs” comes up. Full Story

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The Golden Globe Awards 2012

January 16, 2012 13:39:25 Posted at January 16, 2012 13:39:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t understand Ricky Gervais’s decision making. He took so much heat last year (and it was awesome) for givin’er on Hollywood and (some of) the hypocrites in that room. He was vindicated when they asked him back. I mean, that’s pretty much an invitation to swing your big mean dick around the third time around. Full Story

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the LaineyGossip Golden Globes LiveBlog!I LOVE the Golden Globes. I love cutaways at the Golden Globes. And I live for the commercial breaks at the Golden Globes. To see who they get up to talk to. And who they won’t talk to.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Golden Globes on Sunday! Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I are liveblogging the show starting at 7:30pm ET - join us for some Pitt Porn! As for the Critics’ Choice Awards last night... At this point in the Oscar race, the supporting categories seem to be shaping up.  Read Full Intro

Romeo & Juliet!

January 13, 2012 22:34:01 Posted at January 13, 2012 22:34:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I know I’ve mentioned this before...But I LOVE Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo & Juliet. It’s in my personal Top 10 of all time, that’s how much I love it. Thank you Eleni and Corelli for giving me the DVD. I should watch it tonight since Leo’s rekindled my quiver.Anyway, the AFI Awards are happening in Hollywood this afternoon and look!It’s Leo and Claire! It’s Romeo and Juliet!Just for fun, I’m pulling some old photos of the two in similar poses. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 13, 2012 22:01:19 Posted at January 13, 2012 22:01:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayley’s answering how you can keep your tits & ass and Sasha’s looking for flats for straight cut jeans in LifeStyle

Magic Channing & Alex (Dlisted) And also, big ups to Michael K of Dlisted, the very best of gossip bloggers, who was publicly loved - yet again - by Tina Fey in a major magazine. Click here to read.

Tila & Madonna at service together? (The Superficial)

Please. Jessica Simpson sits around and farts all day. You think she wants to sweat out her baby??? (Celebedge)

Am I the only perv who noted the proximity of the rabbit to her furless area? (Hollywood Tuna)

H7’s cheeks keep getting bigger (Pop Sugar)

Jakey shaves and sees the doctor before the Globes (Just Jared)

Eva Green is totally Johnny Depp’s type (Cele|bitchy)

See-through Leo’s ex (Celebuzz)

Beyonce is officially SCIENTIFIC now. And this is not a euphemism for anything (Towleroad)

What I would have taken home for myself among all the Critics’ Choice dresses (Go Fug Yourself)

If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge!

January 13, 2012 21:39:36 Posted at January 13, 2012 21:39:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story