Smutty Tingles

October 26, 2011 19:37:54 Posted at October 26, 2011 19:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s favourite exfoliant over in LifeStyle.

PLEASE. Let them call it Firecrotch on the cover (Dlisted)

Well this won’t make Demi Moore feel any better (The Superficial)

What do you think of SJP’s walk to school pants? (Pop Sugar)

Does she wear anything other than bandage dresses??? (Hollywood Tuna)

All I think about when I see this guy is Chippendale’s (Just Jared)

Great dress on Anne Hathaway (Evil Beet Gossip)

Did Hilary Swank give the money away before she bailed on women’s health research??? (Cele|bitchy)

Posing nude hasn’t helped Lindsay Lohan stay upright (Celebuzz)

Um, people actually lined up to get this book signed (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Justin Bieber’s hair goes up now instead of down (Pink Is The New Blog)

Speaking of Jeremy Renner...

October 26, 2011 19:02:23 Posted at October 26, 2011 19:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here he is yesterday in New York on the set of Bourne Legacy. Have I mentioned how much I like his torso to leg ratio? He’s very well-proportioned. Renner’s Bourne will not be ready until August 2012. As previously mentioned, he will next be seen in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol with Tom Cruise. Full Story

The GMD is slick and sensitive

October 26, 2011 18:07:30 Posted at October 26, 2011 18:07:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that matters, always, is the GMD, who’s actually kinda hot here, strategically placed in the foreground with the added benefit of not seeming so short. Full Story

Everything’s going great

October 26, 2011 17:40:56 Posted at October 26, 2011 17:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield went to the movies the other day after getting something to eat. You know, like a regular date. And everything’s going great. Do they talk about how awesome it’s been for them, personally and professionally? Emma’s on a high from The Help and the wicked run she’s had for the last 18 months. Full Story

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Christian Bale's Floppy Hair

October 26, 2011 16:44:31 Posted at October 26, 2011 16:44:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale was photographed with his wife and daughter at LAX yesterday en route to New York to continue work on The Dark Knight Rises.  Really like the longish floppy hair he’s got going on right now.  Hot.  As always Bale has been keeping a low profile, almost never shot unless he’s filming on location. Full Story

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Ejiofor, Fassbender and Pitt are conspiring against us

October 26, 2011 15:45:17 Posted at October 26, 2011 15:45:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I love Michael Fassbender. I almost love him more than Ryan Gosling. I love him so much I never want to meet/see him for fear of him doing something to wreck my crush. I love him, shark smile and all. There’s no point to this, I just wanted to confess my extreme and unreasonable Fass-love.Remember that five minutes in Inglorious Basterds when The Fassbender and Brad Pitt were in the same scene? Remember how awesome it was? Well now we’re going to get two hours of that. Full Story

Henry Cavill is ripped

October 26, 2011 15:34:19 Posted at October 26, 2011 15:34:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
PUNKD Images

The new Superman movie is shooting in Vancouver. Henry Cavill was working with the green screen yesterday for a scene that evidently involves him trying to hang on to a helicopter. Or something. Does it matter??? There will be special effects and explosions and stunts and it’ll stimulate you for all of 5 seconds and you’ll forget about it by the time you get back to your car after seeing the movie. Full Story

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October 26, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 26, 2011 15:11:20 Posted at October 26, 2011 15:11:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Getty Images

Lindsay! Happy Birthday with love from your big sister Naomi who says you were such great help while she was recovering last year. And you’re in Paris for a semester now too? WHAT??? It’s hard for me to like you right now. Naomi requested that I attach my favourite photo from Paris Fashion Week. It’s not necessarily clothing related though. Full Story

They BOTH need the money

October 25, 2011 22:28:35 Posted at October 25, 2011 22:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
WENN, Getty Images

Every night I check the photo agencies before I head to bed, just to get a sense of what I might want to include on the blog the next day. When I saw these shots of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their son James Wilkie at the Tower Heist premiere last night, I thought to myself - Tower Heist is for kids? Because normally that’s when they bring him to these events. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

October 25, 2011 21:16:16 Posted at October 25, 2011 21:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story