TIFF REVIEW: Spring Breakers. Or the time I felt like I did 47 jello shots and passed out with no clothes on

Dan Posted by Dan at September 13, 2012 15:12:52 September 13, 2012 15:12:52
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

I debated about writing my Spring Breakers experience as one long stream of consciousness because trying to articulate my feelings about this film in any other form seemed almost impossible. But here goes… I left the movie, directed by cult film icon Harmony Korine, feeling like I had just spent twenty-four hours in a trashy nightclub. Full Story

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Dr Phil & the Drunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 14:24:13 September 13, 2012 14:24:13

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story

September 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 13:40:05 September 13, 2012 13:40:05

Cat! Good luck today and tomorrow as Lady Macbeth in ACT PEI’s production of Macbeth! OMG, how do you memorise all those lines!?! For Kim from Nancy who says you’ve had a “pretty f-cking sh-t year” and still, you walked with your team - 60km in support of Weekend To End Women’s Cancers. Full Story

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes shows at NY Fashion Week today. Really, really can’t wait to see the collection. I mean, she’s gorgeous. And you know how even she looks in her own clothes. Can they be improved on the runway in shapeless models? More on that later.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 22:00:49 September 12, 2012 22:00:49

My ma crashed the etalk lounge - new TIFF Journal entry for Visa.

Amanda Bynes got her licence suspended so Lindsay Lohan had to answer back (Dlisted)

Jordin Sparks lost enough weight to pose candidly for the paps in a bikini (Too Fab)

Bras are so uncomfortable, if I was that age, I would too (The Superficial)

How Gwyneth Paltrow advises Kate Hudson (Just Jared)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend does yoga (Hollywood Tuna)

H7 is really cute and already she’s trying to upstage her mother’s show (Pop Sugar)

Tom Cruise made his ex-fake girlfriend get new teeth (Cele|bitchy)

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are back together? (Hollywood PQ)

Mrs Ryan Reynolds doesn’t wear pants while carrying a baby goat (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Glee does Call Me Maybe...finally, I guess? (Towleroad)

 

Fried Chicken’s best fake hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 21:49:33 September 12, 2012 21:49:33
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WENN

Check out Britney at her handprint ceremony yesterday and her hair in particular. It’s not bad, right? Haven’t consulted with my Fake Hair Expert Caleigh yet and I’m not saying that her extensions are as first class as Kate Beckinsale’s but comparatively, given what we’ve been used to from her, this might be the best ever. Full Story

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Fake or Real?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 19:46:02 September 12, 2012 19:46:02
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Craig Barritt/Getty

No , no. Not hair. But there are a lot of people who just met Alison Pill today. You would have known her already if you know your Cancon. Or if you’ve seen the movies and tv shows she’s been in including - just some - Milk, In Treatment, Midnight In Paris and, of course, The Newsroom. Full Story

The first Holmes & Yang

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 18:52:06 September 12, 2012 18:52:06
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty

First of all, there was only one photographer allowed in to shoot this collection. Which means they’re exclusive, these pictures. Which means I had to pay a lot extra for them. So I’m zooming in as much as I can to give you as many close ups and angles as possible because I could only afford so many. Full Story

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Let’s talk about Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 17:26:42 September 12, 2012 17:26:42
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Splash

I tingled to these photos yesterday of Emma Watson at the LA premiere of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower - click here to read Dan’s review - and a possible wardrobe malfunction that occurred with her nipple tape. It’s been a long time since my breasts sat up that high. Full Story

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Gwyneth is Best Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 16:23:50 September 12, 2012 16:23:50
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PUNKD, JOE KLAMAR/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Jason Merritt/Getty

PEOPLE Magazine has just named Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Best Dressed Woman. Is PEOPLE a fashion authority? Check out Gwyneth in black at TIFF the other night. Jessi Cruickshank, who was assigned to that carpet for etalk, said it was spectacular in person and she’s never been a fan of the G. Full Story

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Lauryn Hill is back. I hope.

Dan Posted by Dan at September 12, 2012 15:56:19 September 12, 2012 15:56:19

(Lainey: On Saturday night, Dan, Duana, Sasha, and I went to Lauryn Hill. We may have cried from happiness. Here below are Dan’s thoughts on the show. I am still crying.) I am a top tier Lauryn Hill fan. I know every song word for word. I can recite every line from Sister Act 2. I even bought the Surf’s Up soundtrack just so I could own the song she wrote for it. Full Story