Smutty Tingles

October 19, 2011 19:31:48 Posted at October 19, 2011 19:31:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LifeStyle has been updated a few times today, most recently with Zoe Saldana. More to covet.

Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love... interchangeable? (Dlisted)

Don’t call Robo Katie cute, ok? (The Superficial)

Sofia Vergara in a swimsuit makes me a lot less grumpy (Pop Sugar)

I read this headline and I almost cried. It’ll be 18 years at the end of the month and I don’t want to see his final film. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Charlize Theron + Mary Kate/Ashley, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna doesn’t have to dry her hair for meetings (Just Jared)

Bitch, maybe the vertigo happened because you don’t f-cking eat! (Cele|bitchy)

Heather Mills is about to make a play for Justin Bieber (Evil Beet Gossip)

LOVE Rihanna’s blouse (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Where Bono ate Portuguese (

Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled

October 19, 2011 18:33:21 Posted at October 19, 2011 18:33:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Suntzulynn for LE/Splash

She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated probation: attendance at counselling, completing a Shoplifter’s Alternative course, and of course, her community service. Full Story

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Uma vs Tilda: Tall-off!

October 19, 2011 17:57:42 Posted at October 19, 2011 17:57:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave Benett/Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty

Last night in Milan at the Vertu Global Launch of the Constellation, whatever that means, here are Uma Thurman - looking amazing - and Tilda Swinton looking like Tilda so, obviously, awesome, and the both need to stand up straight because I want to see who’s taller.Celebrities, as you know, are always smaller in real life. Full Story

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ERW ascending

October 19, 2011 16:15:42 Posted at October 19, 2011 16:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Ides of March is in London today. Press conference with George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Evan Rachel Wood who looks f-cking AMAZING in a Peter Pan collar, long ago recommended by Sasha as a “must” for Autumn - click here if you missed her Fall Essentials article. Full Story

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Scarjo & JGL?

October 19, 2011 15:42:51 Posted at October 19, 2011 15:42:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jeff Kravitz/Getty

Us Weekly has the exclusive. In the new issue, on stands now, the magazine reports that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been dealing with each other. It’s early but it’s hot. A proper New York flirtation ...while her ex-husband and his piece Blake Lively are doing the same, ish, over in Boston. Full Story

She passed New York

October 19, 2011 15:31:37 Posted at October 19, 2011 15:31:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Flynet

George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler permission to stand next to him on a red carpet the other day at the NY premiere of The Descendants. She must have passed the test. Because he took her to Paris with him and allowed her to do the same there. Still looking like they need to practise more in the mirror, non? This is what the Beckhams do all the time. Full Story

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Put it down and walk away

October 19, 2011 15:11:25 Posted at October 19, 2011 15:11:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you watch Misfits? Have you been reading long enough to roll your eyes every time I jerk off over Misfits? Look at my Five List. That’s how hard I am for Misfits (although Sheehan should come off soon because, well, Nathan is no more). And why haven’t you started watching Misfits? Oh, I see. Are you waiting for the US version? It’s coming. Full Story

October 19, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 19, 2011 14:31:04 Posted at October 19, 2011 14:31:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jamie Hubley had the courage to come out in Grade 9. As demonstrated on his YouTube channel, he loved Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. Thoughts to all the students at AY Jackson School and the Kanata community - you have lost a star. Full Story

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Quick reminder that new photos from the carpets at last night’s event(s) have been posted directly to LifeStyle including an all one colour Naomi Watts and Freida Pinto in a sheet that did nothing for her. Hilary Swank was supposed to deliver the keynote speech at the Women of Baycrest first women’s brain health conference in Toronto today.  Read Full Intro

Viola Davis’s standing ovation

October 18, 2011 23:33:08 Posted at October 18, 2011 23:33:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt /John Shearer /Getty

Many of you have emailed today about the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night questioning certain recipients. None of you however questioned Viola Davis. Davis was honoured (and received a standing ovation) for her outstanding contribution to film and it was also revealed that she and her husband have adopted a baby girl called Genesis. Full Story

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Scissor itch

October 18, 2011 21:13:30 Posted at October 18, 2011 21:13:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Jason Merritt/John Shearer/Getty

Several times today I have pulled up these photos of Robin Wright at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night to stare at her hair and fight the urge to call up the stylist to do the same. It just wouldn’t work on me the way it’s working on her. My cousin Cat, who has long, straight hair like me is reading this right now and thinking the same. Full Story

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