Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 22:15:09 June 14, 2012 22:15:09

Remember when Pierce Brosnan’s singing in Mamma Mia almost ruined your life? Well…combine that with this. (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise got all rocknroll by having his pubes pulled (Dlisted)

Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling that wants to speed-serious the situation? (Celebitchy)

Rachael Leigh Cook looks good in yellow (Hollywood Tuna)

Charlize is determined not to reveal her full buzz (Pop Sugar)

Dev Patel’s most beautiful Bulgari date (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba’s many colours of the rainbow (Popoholic)

I really don’t think Miley’s got anything going on with this dude because, um, have you seen Liam Hemsworth??? (Hollywood PQ)

One Direction made homosexual (Towleroad

Great dress on Eva Longoria (Go Fug Yourself)

Rock Of Ages review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 22:11:07 June 14, 2012 22:11:07
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WENN

Spoilers ahead. This is what happens at the beginning: Sherri gets on a Greyhound bound for Los Angeles, clutching her precious signed rock albums, dreaming Hollywood dreams. Then she starts singing and the entire bus sings along with her. Pretty standard movie musical scene. But I’m telling you this because even though you go in to a movie musical knowing it’s a movie musical, sometimes it still takes some getting used to. Full Story

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Brad Pitt & Emily Carr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 18:45:14 June 14, 2012 18:45:14
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Keystone

Brad Pitt was in Germany today reportedly to check out the Documenta. As you know, he’s apparently become something of an art collector. Word is he was granted a private viewing. The way he’s wearing the sh-t out of that shirt, his gait, the confidence…you want to know why Brad Pitt? Look at him. Full Story

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Minka & Jake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 18:22:36 June 14, 2012 18:22:36
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Fame/Flynet

The last time we caught up with Minka Kelly, she was on a mega downgrade from Derek Jeter with Wilmer Valderrama - click here for a refresher. Minka forgot that you’re not supposed to take your shamef-cks out in public. It now appears that it’s out of her system. Full Story

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Jen & Justin: farewell Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 18:08:23 June 14, 2012 18:08:23
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Fame/Flynet

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux left the Ritz in Paris today. Given that she’s double-bagging, I’m assuming they’ve checked out. Look how friendly and smiley she is with the paps, even throwing up a wave. And she has so much reason to be these days. Jen is finally with someone who will play the game with her, happily. Full Story

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Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season One review

Maria Posted by Maria at June 14, 2012 17:40:24 June 14, 2012 17:40:24
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

(Lainey: the final season of Breaking Bad is a month away. Maria will be previewing the show every week until it starts. Oh Walt…what have you done?) “Chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth, then decay, then transformation.” -WW Breaking Bad is simple: man needs money, man cooks meth to make money. Full Story

Stacy’s Italian Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 16:52:24 June 14, 2012 16:52:24
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Bauer, Vicino/E-pics/Splash

Here are George Clooney and Stacy Keibler leaving dinner last night in Italy where they’re on holiday at his summer house in Lake Como. Stacy also went shopping with friends yesterday. She looks like she’s having a great time. And why not? This is her first trip there as the bonafide, a privilege extended to her predecessors. Full Story

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Cate, Christian, and Imogen shooting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:59:55 June 14, 2012 15:59:55
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WENN

As I wrote last week, I am really, really enjoying seeing Christian Bale working on a movie where he can resemble himself, at least physically - no weight loss or gain, no mask, no period costumes, in modern street clothes without any transformational assistance to get into character. Here he is with Cate Blanchett yesterday in LA working on Terrence Malick’s Knight Of Cups. Full Story

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Fight Night: Chris Brown vs Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:32:23 June 14, 2012 15:32:23

Before we get into this though, a quick word on the bullsh-t Pacquio/Bradley decision? Is the WBO bankrolled by the Chinese Communist government? It stanks just as badly of corruption and foul. Ok so last night in New York, Chris Brown and Drake both show up at a club called WIP. By the end of the evening, Brown’s chin was cut open, supposedly by a member of Drake’s entourage. Full Story

June 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:01:13 June 14, 2012 15:01:13

Congratulations to the Class of 2012 convocating from Osgoode Hall Law School today! You know, there are a LOT of lawyers who love smut. They show up at the Smut Soiree. So I’m hopeful you’re not breaking up with me now that you’re done with classes. Go forth with your bright futures! To Becky from Carol - congratulations on the birth of your third baby! I wish you, in the short term, every opportunity to SLEEP! To Sheila and her fellow Spartanistas who completed the Spartan Super in Mont Tremblant - well done over 8 miles of mud and 20 obstacles! SO impressive! Please tell me you rewarded yourselves afterwards? With some beers? Burgers? Grease? Pie? Congratulations! And for Melissa on your 30th Birthday from your husband who adorably sent a request for “Eric Norseman + Bill Compton”. Full Story

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Re: the Paramount photo in Vanity Fair - click here if you missed the article from yesterday - and whether or not there’s behind-the-scenes video -- many of you thought they faked it, that they must have been photographed separately in singles, pairs, and clumps and then pieced together.  Read Full Intro