World War Brange: Brad’s impeccable timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2016 15:01:57 November 10, 2016 15:01:57
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Brad Pitt at the Allied premiere in Hollywood last night, his first red carpet since Brange got broken. Sometimes I still can’t believe it, you know? Like I’ll wake up in the morning and take a shower and grab my sh-t and remind myself to pack my daily orange and I’ll get into the car and start driving to work and suddenly it’ll hit me: Brange is no more. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2016 21:25:28 November 9, 2016 21:25:28

On the Sasha Answers podcast this week – a smelly dick and a suggestion that involves lying.

This is a THRILLING chase scene, no exaggeration. Also I could hardly breathe after reading “a bunch of Taylor Swifts” (Dlisted

Does everyone have a cheetah/leopard coat? (Just Jared

Why Van Jones was trending. And if you haven’t seen 13th, he’s great in that too (Cele|bitchy

Kelly Ripa talks about her bad botox (TooFab

Lindsay Lohan got fired again (The Superficial

Miley Cyrus gets emotional (TMZ

Some good GIFs that might help a little (Go Fug Yourself

A great list. It’s not complete but you can start here (Jezebel

If you were wondering what Sweden was watching while last night was happening (Pajiba

Mimi in Mexico

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2016 21:01:46 November 9, 2016 21:01:46
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When I find myself in times of trouble Skinny Mimi comes to me There she was, our elusively accessible glitter butterfly, sucked into a red tricked out bodysuit last night for a show in Mexico, perhaps to help Mexico get through a dark, terrible night. Look at her. Look at her KNOWING, you know? Knowing what we all need. Full Story

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Fox is having an X-Man problem

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2016 17:39:23 November 9, 2016 17:39:23

So let’s just get this out of the way: That happened. I don’t know what to say. Except—I’m sorry. For all of us, but mostly for those who now legitimately fear for their rights, and even their lives. We’ll get through this, but it’s going to suck. But the world keeps turning, and today that means news out of Fox that the X-Men franchise might be in a little bit of trouble. Full Story

Lin-Manuel Miranda: SMA 2016 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2016 17:18:26 November 9, 2016 17:18:26
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Some of you have emailed about whether or not Lin-Manuel Miranda might be considered for Sexiest Man Alive. I get it. It would be amazing. But I wonder if we might be thinking differently about his chances today. Full Story

Nicolas Cage in USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2016 15:59:30 November 9, 2016 15:59:30

 Let’s be very clear—the story of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and the survivors’ subsequent four day nightmare in shark-infested waters is one of the most compelling survival stories from World War II. It’s the kind of story that begs for cinematic treatment, and it would make a good subject for a filmmaker like Kathryn Bigelow or Peter Berg. Full Story