November 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2012 15:21:41 November 30, 2012 15:21:41

Hey yo, Tremblay -- did you win something last night? A Gold in Best Online Presence AND Best Marketing Campaign at the Canadian Printing Awards? London and I are so proud of you --  CONGRATULATIONS! We should go back to Ginny’s Supper Club to celebrate with some of those cupcakes. Say hi to Matt and boast about this a LOT this weekend, ok? Get your gifts wrapped in Calgary on Sunday at Sunridge Mall and on Monday at Banker’s Hall in support of Nuture Yourself Full Story

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I just love waking up to the headline: Lindsay Lohan arrested. And Los Angeles will be waking up to that headline too. Casting directors, producers, directors, studio executives -- once again, when they review their options, why would Lohan ever be one of them? See? Never let that loser give you hope that it could be any different.  Read Full Intro

Definitely a fairy tale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 21:55:24 November 29, 2012 21:55:24

As I wrote last week, Winter’s Tale is about an orphan called Peter whose best friend is a white horse and he falls in love with a sick girl, Beverly. Here’s Colin Farrell as Peter, on his white horse, riding around with Lady Sybil as Beverly, who has long wavy red hair that blows elegantly in the wind, and they’re surrounded by autumn leaves in Central Park and they’re being chased by a dark spirit, over logs and ravines, and with her arms wrapped around his waist, breathing in his earthy woody scent, she feels safe, despite the proximity of the danger, even as the score quickens during the scene. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch should be Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 21:26:59 November 29, 2012 21:26:59

These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur coat, surrounded by firemen who, obviously, will eventually have to take her home in the fire truck. Full Story

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Sweaty Scalps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 21:17:54 November 29, 2012 21:17:54
Brian Lindensmith/ Splash, Jonathan Leibson/Getty

How often do you wash your hair? I don’t wash mine very often. Probably average 2x a week, 3x if it’s super hot, or -- and I’ll come back to this -- if I’m flying. It’s long. It takes forever to dry. And you’re really not supposed to. But there are downsides to this. Full Story

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The Anne Hathaway of Directors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 20:45:09 November 29, 2012 20:45:09

This week it was the directors’ turn to roundtable with The Hollywood Reporter. Last week Maria wrote about the Actress Roundtable, pointing out that Anne Hathaway is like jazz hands through the entire video. Click here for a refresher. Have you watched the directors? Ben Affleck, to me, is like Anne Hathaway among the directors. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 20:15:01 November 29, 2012 20:15:01

Sasha Finds boyfriend jeans and shearling coats in LifeStyle

No, no, Jared Leto isn’t skinny. He’s just meditating. (Dlisted)

Gavin Rossdale’s hand was not on the nanny. It was on his sister. (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried Britney sings less and less and moves less and less with every new video (Too Fab)

Really hate these Manolos and hope they go away soon (Pop Sugar)

Eric Bana greys good (Cele|bitchy)

What Lindsay Lohan looked like before she clocked a girl in the face (Just Jared)

WHY do they keep lining black lace with dumb nude??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Adam Levine ruins this song (Pink Is The New Blog)

Mrs Thor is wearing a green MESS (Popoholic)

Fergie wears a dress that Nina Dobrev would love (Go Fug Yourself)


Brown-haired dudes abound. Again.

Duana Posted by Duana at November 29, 2012 20:07:05 November 29, 2012 20:07:05

Nashville Season 1 Episode 7 recap Welcome to Nashville, where women argue and men dictate their sexual behavior! It’s a super-fun place to live and work, if you’re not that interested in work. Of course, there are entire lines of work that are mostly focused on smiling ruefully at women who are in the process of disappointing you, so there’s that. Full Story

Gwyneth’s scrapbook

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 18:57:20 November 29, 2012 18:57:20
FameFlynet, Bauer

My favourite GOOPs are the ones that, like Beyonce’s Tumblr, give some insight into Gwyneth Paltrow’s day-to-day life. Is that her dog? Daffodil? Please I want that braid that she says she’s practising for Apple’s hair. PS. For someone who needs privacy so much, she never hesitates to mention her kids. Full Story

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s budget superhero team

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 29, 2012 18:44:50 November 29, 2012 18:44:50

In the wake of the monster success of The Avengers, Warner Brothers announced they will be bringing DC Comics’ own superhero super group, the Justice League, to the big screen. (Hilariously, they will attempt to do this in the same year that The Avengers 2 comes out.)  The Justice League includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, the Green Lantern and Aquaman, three of which have already been or are soon to be introduced in solo movies. Full Story

Matthew’s two Spirits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 17:13:15 November 29, 2012 17:13:15

Look at you, you sneaky motherf-cker. The Spirit Award nominations were announced on November 27 and in all the debate about Silver Linings Playbook and whether or not it should have been considered and if Harvey Weinstein bullied them into it, Matthew McConaughey’s two nominations seemed to be overlooked: Best Actor in Killer Joe Best Supporting Actor in Magic Mike Sarah went balls out and predicted Full Story

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