Smutty Tingles

January 12, 2012 20:19:48 Posted at January 12, 2012 20:19:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha found a necklace that says Eat A Dick and I think I must have it in LifeStyle

Maybe this is why Russell Brand couldn’t stand his in-laws (The Superficial)

How do you go from Ben Affleck’s pink diamond TO THIS??? (Dlisted)

Jenny Humphries in bed with a porn star. Did I ever tell you about the time Duana went as Taylor Momsen for Halloween? (Hollywood Tuna)

I know you people are going to start bumpwatching on Jennifer Aniston now after this (Pop Sugar)

Mark Wahlberg at Letterman and those trailers for his new movie look hilariously sh-tty (Just Jared)

Ned Stark in a dress (The Daily What)

Hayden Panettiere in a dress that seems 3 years old, doesn’t it? (Popoholic)

Did anyone actually talk to Lindsay Lohan at the Weinstein party? (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber and a robot with a big joystick. Seriously. (The Blemish)

Sometimes a dress is so bad, you want to hug and cry with the person wearing it. Poor girl. (Go Fug Yourself)

Backing Michelle?

January 12, 2012 19:34:05 Posted at January 12, 2012 19:34:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Both My Week With Marilyn and The Iron Lady are Weinstein pictures. Both Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams are considered locks for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And so, corny corny, you could say that Harvey Weinstein has a Sophie’s Choice of his own. (Several months ago I overheard a junior publicist at a junket ask What’s Sophie’s Choice? She could recite every Bachelor from every season. Full Story

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Shaving to rehab

January 12, 2012 18:50:07 Posted at January 12, 2012 18:50:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The TCA winter press tour was held at the Langham Pasadena. This is where I was staying last week and part of this week. They have great hotel pens. I’m the low classy daughter of the Chinese Squawking Chicken who took two, one for me and one for my ma who will wave it around the hospital and tell people it’s from Frank Sinatra. Full Story

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Knock off nude

January 12, 2012 17:18:22 Posted at January 12, 2012 17:18:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Look, I have a lot of love for Nina Dobrev. Yes, because she’s Canadian but also because she’s fiercely Canadian, meaning she hasn’t forgotten, like so many of them do. Etalk has been with Nina from the beginning of her career. Now she’s the star of a big hit U.S. TV show and when we see her at events, she still always stops for us, and not only that, but remembers the names of all our camera guys and all our producers. Full Story

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Brange & Obama

January 12, 2012 16:19:49 Posted at January 12, 2012 16:19:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was a summit of campaign experts yesterday as Brange met with President Obama in the Oval Office. They were invited by the President to discuss Angelina Jolie’s movie In The Land Of Blood And Honey. A photographer just happened to be outside, waiting for the right shot. You know, because it’s not like there’s great security around the White House or anything. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson: Rich Hobo

January 12, 2012 16:01:31 Posted at January 12, 2012 16:01:31
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Last year Sasha coined a term in relation to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: “rich hippy”. My friend A, though, made a good point when she said that Pattinson and Stewart aren’t hippies so much as hobos. Fine, then. Rich hobos.Last night RPattz’s rich hobo-ness was on display at the People’s Choice Awards and you know, I’m throwing a flag. Full Story

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Sh-tty leather dresses

January 12, 2012 15:46:39 Posted at January 12, 2012 15:46:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I have finished the first season of Veronica Mars. SO good. Like, I know I’m criminally late on this but, um, what’s up with the low ratings? It’s like Friday Night Lights. People must be allergic to excellence. Anyway, happily, despite my newfound love for Veronica Mars, amazingly I’ve also still been able to retain my disdain for Kristen Bell in real life. Full Story

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January 12, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

January 12, 2012 15:29:05 Posted at January 12, 2012 15:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Darlene! Happy 31st Birthday! With love from your husband Josh.And congratulations to Vicki from Fi! I hear your new husband kinda resembles Leo D? Only “100% more man”. Well done! By request, here’s Leo the lesser circa Blood Diamond. You’re right. He was super hot in that movie.  Full Story

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Now and again there are a few readers who email to ask about Joe Anderson. I interviewed him yesterday for a new show called The River. He is DREAMY.For those of us in the gossip entertainment business, this week is kicking our asses.  Read Full Intro

A cape and red gloves

January 11, 2012 21:50:31 Posted at January 11, 2012 21:50:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna premiered W.E. in London tonight wearing a cape and red leather gloves to match her lips. Go ahead. Start bitching. I know you need to get it out.But her hair looks really good, doesn’t it? Why the gloves? Because earlier in the day at the photo call she was also covering her hands. It’s the hands that show the aging the most, isn’t it? You’d think by now they would have developed a procedure to do with the hands what they do with the forehead and the frown lines, non? Or would that compromise mobility? Jesus, can you imagine? Losing full use of your hands because you wanted them to look younger? By the way, I love the peephole in the blue dress she wore in the afternoon. Full Story

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Because these pictures won’t get much play

January 11, 2012 21:21:05 Posted at January 11, 2012 21:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. Full Story

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