May 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 14:41:39 May 3, 2012 14:41:39

To Craig from your wife Nikki because you changed your entire schedule so that she could fly to Iowa and then made the upgrade happen AND looked after the boys. Here are your girls Minka Kelly, Tina Fey, and Marion Cotillard. Also - get well soon Granny! Good Luck AJ! I am hoping HARD that you get the nursing placement you’ve requested. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

My ma is still recovering. She’s making great progress learning how to walk again but obviously the mobility isn’t what it used to be. So she can’t hit the casino every day. Maybe just two or three times a week. In between days are for resting.  Read Full Intro

Beckham Birthday Meals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 22:08:47 May 2, 2012 22:08:47

Remember Victoria Beckham’s birthday a couple of weeks ago and she tweeted a photo of her birthday “cake” which was actually a birthday fruit platter because, obviously? Today is David Beckham’s birthday and he just posted a few pictures on his Facebook including a shot of his birthday breakfast and. Full Story

Upstaged by grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 21:43:44 May 2, 2012 21:43:44
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Jason Merritt/FREDERIC J. BROWN/Getty

Scarlett Johansson received her star on the Walk Of Fame today. The guest of honour: her grandmother Dorothy Sloan. Dorothy Sloan knows. Clearly. And look at the steezy patterned trim along the edge of her v-neck. Badass, right? Dorothy was certainly the brightest star, and certainly one you can’t outshine, but Scarlett, Scarlett did good today too. Full Story

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Liam shops for the dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 20:17:50 May 2, 2012 20:17:50
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Last week Sasha and I were going back and forth over email about Harry Styles. She’s not into his teen acne. I told her it’s not like I wanted to do more than giggle with it or anything. Which then led to a discussion about our (imaginary) gay math violations. Hers is pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler who actually might actually meet gay math guidelines, Sash, I think you’re in the clear. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 19:19:03 May 2, 2012 19:19:03

Lindsay Lohan sings better than this. F-ck you Samantha Ronson for making me say that. (Dlisted)

Look at the background. Is it skeeving you? Because....HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??? (The Superficial)

Cameron Diaz cried over her hair... but really it was A-Rod (Just Jared)

The tat and the tit are a great combination, non? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a great raincoat with her kids in London (Pop Sugar)

A collection of celebrity bikini Twitter shots (Celebslam)

Another designer sh-ts on Princess Kate’s style (Cele|bitchy)

White trash naming really makes my life (Celebuzz)

Kate Upton in bride panties (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shaki mixing prints...perfectly (Hollywood PQ)

Brange Legoland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 18:54:45 May 2, 2012 18:54:45
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Fame/Flynet

The Brange is now in England. They’ve been spending time just outside London. Here’s Brad Pitt with his youngest Knox at Legoland today. Or did he come out before Vivs? What’s the story on that Brangelunatics? I heard that the Branges were actually all there at Legoland, the children, and Angelina too, although I’m not sure if the paps were able to shoot every single one of them. Full Story

VH1 Cumby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 18:22:11 May 2, 2012 18:22:11
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Benedict Cumberbatch appeared on VH1 this morning to promote the second series of Sherlock premiering in the US on PBS on Sunday. (You can buy them all on iTunes.) This is for all you horny Cumby fans including Sarah from Cinesnark who’s really into his voice. Full Story

Don’t look at me while I’m giggling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 17:00:16 May 2, 2012 17:00:16
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Victoria and David Beckham went to the Lakers game last night and put on a very Beckham display: there was hand holding, there was neck rubbing, and there was my favourite move, her hand on his thigh.  Very proprietary. Once in a while when I’m cold at a hockey game I’ll ask Jacek if he wants to play The Beckham which means that he puts his hand on my thigh to warm it up. Full Story

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Sookie Style in Season 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 15:48:20 May 2, 2012 15:48:20

Check out pregnant Anna Paquin on the Summer cover of FASHION. The photo shoot happened a month ago before Paquin went public with her baby news. They say though that stylists and magazine people always know first because of what happens during the fittings. We’re a month away from Season 5 of True Blood. Full Story

On Maxwell Drew

Duana Posted by Duana at May 2, 2012 15:23:41 May 2, 2012 15:23:41
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She has arrived, and yes, let's just take a few seconds to marvel on HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG?  I guess the answer is “she told everyone the identical second she could”, possibly because she knew she wasn't going to be able to hide it. So the name pool, which was a ridiculous amount of fun (especially for me as I got to read all your entries) is finished. Full Story