Beatle? Oh stop. It's not blasphemy. It's jokes. Because...look at her cute Seargent Pepper jacket! And her leather patch tights! And her boots. I need everything in adult size. It's H7 in Paris with the family, arriving by Eurostar, in town presumably as David Beckham begins training with the team while Posh tries to get some facetime with Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

In We Will Never Ever Ever Get Back Together, Taylor Swift sings about an ex-boyfriend who thought indie music was much better than hers and everyone thought it was Jake Gyllenhaal. Next time will it be a lyric about not being “It” like an English model? Not being “It” enough for the English scene? During an email exchange with a colleague yesterday, we went back and forth asking ourselves why they keep trying to make Cara Delevingne happen. Full Story

A few emails came in yesterday re: the Downton Abbey finale. Question: Is Downton Abbey more like... Gossip Girl or Days Of Our Lives and less like, say, Mad Men or Breaking Bad? Same quality, right? Only one has English accents and period piece clothing. Season 1 of Downton Abbey, as I’ve noted previously, was good. Full Story

Britney Spears went out on Valentine’s Day last week with this “mystery” dude and since then everyone’s been trying to figure out who he is. TMZ says he’s called David. He’s 27 from Atlanta. They were introduced through mutual friends. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and his wife were in London last night for the Tom Ford presentation at fashion week. Click here to see the collection. Both Timberlakes were styled by Ford. And, where she’s concerned, it shows. She looks amazing when someone else, someone who actually KNOWS, is dressing her. Full Story

You've seen it already, presumably, after that Italian magazine published photos of the Cambridges on holiday in Mustique a few weeks ago. I was less interested in the bump than I was in how frizzy her hair looked in the tropics. Like really, really frizzy and thick -- its natural state with some hormonal boost. Full Story

The Academy has just announced that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. Pretty strong presenter list again this year: in addition to the Avengers and several nominees (including Ben Affleck, Jessica Chastain, and Jennifer Lawrence), Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, and Sandra Bullock are also expected. Full Story

Get Your Heart On, Toronto! It’s a cocktail party in support of the Heart & Stroke Foundation to raise awareness for women’s heart health. When: February 28, 2013 @ 7pm. Where: Six Pints Beer Academy, 75 Victoria Street, Toronto. Featuring: Auctions, live music, great food and drink, and young philanthropists. Full Story

There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Porny? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after Porny’s? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica's empire. Full Story