Sh-tty leather dresses

January 12, 2012 15:46:39 Posted at January 12, 2012 15:46:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have finished the first season of Veronica Mars. SO good. Like, I know I’m criminally late on this but, um, what’s up with the low ratings? It’s like Friday Night Lights. People must be allergic to excellence. Anyway, happily, despite my newfound love for Veronica Mars, amazingly I’ve also still been able to retain my disdain for Kristen Bell in real life. Full Story

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January 12, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

January 12, 2012 15:29:05 Posted at January 12, 2012 15:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Darlene! Happy 31st Birthday! With love from your husband Josh.And congratulations to Vicki from Fi! I hear your new husband kinda resembles Leo D? Only “100% more man”. Well done! By request, here’s Leo the lesser circa Blood Diamond. You’re right. He was super hot in that movie.  Full Story

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Now and again there are a few readers who email to ask about Joe Anderson. I interviewed him yesterday for a new show called The River. He is DREAMY.For those of us in the gossip entertainment business, this week is kicking our asses.  Read Full Intro

A cape and red gloves

January 11, 2012 21:50:31 Posted at January 11, 2012 21:50:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna premiered W.E. in London tonight wearing a cape and red leather gloves to match her lips. Go ahead. Start bitching. I know you need to get it out.But her hair looks really good, doesn’t it? Why the gloves? Because earlier in the day at the photo call she was also covering her hands. It’s the hands that show the aging the most, isn’t it? You’d think by now they would have developed a procedure to do with the hands what they do with the forehead and the frown lines, non? Or would that compromise mobility? Jesus, can you imagine? Losing full use of your hands because you wanted them to look younger? By the way, I love the peephole in the blue dress she wore in the afternoon. Full Story

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Because these pictures won’t get much play

January 11, 2012 21:21:05 Posted at January 11, 2012 21:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. Full Story

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Jon Hamm: Mad Men in March

January 11, 2012 20:54:17 Posted at January 11, 2012 20:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why am I the asshole who thought that Mad Men would be back this month? It won’t. Not until March 25 per Jon Hamm who revealed the date during a podcast even though AMC hasn’t confirmed it. Was he supposed to say? I’m not sure. But it’s out there now and AMC publicists are probably all like, f-ck Jon Hamm for screwing up our media plan. Full Story

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Shailene & Chloe

January 11, 2012 19:22:54 Posted at January 11, 2012 19:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Both Shailene Woodley and Chloe Moretz were at the NBR Awards last night. Shailene, once again, went easy on the makeup, chose a simple, appropriate dress, with pockets for comfort, not wafting a pungent trail of Famewhore wherever she went. She's lovely and I hope she stays that way. And then we come to Chloe Moretz. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 11, 2012 18:42:21 Posted at January 11, 2012 18:42:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Blue Ivy dunks on Little Sci (Dlisted)

Katy Perry rebounds by Tebowing? (The Superficial)

You know Michelle Williams is hustling when she’s showing up to events with tv people (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Hudson is the latest to make the most annoying carpet move ever (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant friends! (Pop Sugar)

Is that like LOL or IKR or OMFG that’s so lame? (Just Jared)

Dumped by Wilmer Valderrama once is bad enough. This is the second time, isn’t it? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Daniel Radcliffe’s Saturday Night accent (Celebuzz)

Jessica Simpson should take style tips from Dolly Parton after she has her baby (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is married to Tom Cruise? (Hollywood PQ)

Jessica Chastain is not Aloof

January 11, 2012 17:43:59 Posted at January 11, 2012 17:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As I mentioned the other day, I’ve recently developed a (late) addiction to Veronica Mars. It’s amazing how many faces have passed through Veronica Mars. Jessica Chastain passed through Veronica Mars, did you know that? It was one episode, she played a victim and, in what’s promising to be a great career, it wasn’t very memorable. Full Story

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Misfits for America is impossible to play

January 11, 2012 17:29:27 Posted at January 11, 2012 17:29:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you missed my review of Misfits series 3 over the holidays, click here.A spec pilot was submitted to US networks this week for an American version of my beloved Misfits. It was written by Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl etc) and Howard Overman, the creator of Misfits. Full Story

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