Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 19:35:29 August 30, 2012 19:35:29

Sasha Finds plus-size blazers and Kristen Wiig’s shoes in LifeStyle

I know you can’t believe this...but the tan mom got drunk (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s not yet ex-husband’s herpes lawsuit (The Superficial)

Selena and Justin... omg don’t go, don’t go! (Just Jared)

Britney’s earpiece seems to be working well on X-Factor (Pink Is The New Blog)

Diane Kruger’s really cute Paris outfit (Pop Sugar)

Gwyneth’s trainer bumbles and fumbles her way around you being fat and pregnant (Cele|bitchy)

Mila Kunis’s super cute crop top (Hollywood Tuna)

The really gross way the tabloids report on the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Crushable)

I hate this top on Mandy Moore (Popoholic)

Totally meh about this Kyra Sedgwick outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Slum Love recycles stripes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 18:05:39 August 30, 2012 18:05:39
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Jennifer Lopez’s tour stops in Miami this weekend. Here she is arriving at their hotel with the children and the entourage and the boyfriend, the back-up dancer turned “head choreographer”, and why isn’t he her fiancé yet, Casper Smart. Seeing his hand on her back is grossing me out. Full Story

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Leo swarmed as Tobey says I love you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 17:46:35 August 30, 2012 17:46:35
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As Blake Lively works on Gossip Girl in New York, her boyfriend from her last birthday Leonardo DiCaprio is also there, also shooting, in a different part of the city. This is Leo on the set of The Wolf Of Wall Street getting swarmed by autograph seekers looking like he’d rather jump into a dumpster. Full Story

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Jim Carrey’s rebound

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 30, 2012 16:27:12 August 30, 2012 16:27:12
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I was a big fan of Jim Carrey when I was a kid. In Living Color was one of my touchstones, one of my earliest influences and it (and Kids in the Hall--hands down, Canada’s most important cultural export besides Strange Brew) was one of the first things that made me want to be a comedian. I loved Carrey on that show. Full Story

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Winona in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 15:35:18 August 30, 2012 15:35:18
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Pascal Le Segretain/ TIZIANA FABI / Getty

I know I’m not alone in saying I will always care about Winona Ryder. Winona Forever. But for a while there, well, we thought it might never happen again, right? That Winona’s time had passed. There was something that was faded in her eyes, almost as though she’d given up. Check out Winona in Venice for The Iceman (which I am afraid to see because Michael Shannon is already terrifying to begin with and adding “serial killer role” to that energy makes it even worse) still looking awkward as f-ck after all these years but . Full Story

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August 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 14:43:37 August 30, 2012 14:43:37

Julie! It’s your Champagne Birthday - Happy 30th Birthday with love from Shanna. I know you already had some on the weekend but today, you need at least another glass. GO! Happy Birthday SOUP from Z! (PS. He told me that he won’t admit it to you that he creeps this site every now and then - I guess that’s my job?) And for Sandra from Courtney - Happy Birthday and please know, the Faculty WILL be back in Ottawa and we WILL meet then, promise. Full Story

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

They’re calling them the Superhumans and it’s really no exaggeration. The Paralympic Games began in London in 1948. The event returns to London starting tonight at the Opening Ceremony. Have you ever watched wheelchair rugby? The video below gives you just a small, small taste.  Read Full Intro

The Royal Seating Plan at the Paralympic Games Opening Ceremony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2012 22:03:13 August 29, 2012 22:03:13
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If you are able to, definitely check out the Opening Ceremony for the Paralympics. I’ve been streaming it for the last couple of hours. It’s goose pimply and fist pumpy and it would make most people cry, but not Her Majesty of course because this is not how we express emotion in public, is it? The Queen was in attendance tonight. Full Story

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One more couple to mourn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2012 21:51:08 August 29, 2012 21:51:08

Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon. Full Story