Where’s Aaron?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2012 14:17:43 June 28, 2012 14:17:43
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson (that’s the first time I’ve called him that and it feels so good) has been missing from the Savages red carpets. He was a no-show in LA and he wasn’t around for the one in NY last night either. The easy answer is because of the wedding. As reported last week - click here Full Story

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Morley reminded me of this video just a few weeks ago. It’s from 2004 at Meryl Streep’s AFI Lifetime Achievement Award gala. Nora Ephron was one of the speakers. If you’ve not seen it before you’ll love it. She’s funny, of course, obviously. But she’s funny because she took the time to write it. She probably spent a few hours, maybe days, writing it, taking care with it like a scene in a film, measuring the exact timing so that the jokes landed perfectly. And here is the result - a smart, concise, and hilarious tribute to a dear friend, from one remarkable woman to another. It’s one thing to be honoured. It’s another to be honoured by someone who knows, you know?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

London Survival 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 20:53:56 June 27, 2012 20:53:56
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Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown has to be at the top, right? For some reason I never put it together that Lochte is older. Full Story

Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 20:35:10 June 27, 2012 20:35:10
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We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are confirming their pregnancy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 19:02:11 June 27, 2012 19:02:11

The rest of today’s blog will be written while watching Portugal-Spain. Just an advance warning about mood swings.

Whaaaat? I’m sure Matt Lauer’s wife had nothing to do with this. (Dlisted)

I can barely handle a canker sore there...so imagine a tattoo??? (Too Fab)

Well that’s one way to get back at Ryan Phillippe. On so many levels. (The Superficial)

Marion Cotillard looks so good with dark lips (Just Jared)

Um, yeah. Maria Menounos has a slammin’ body (Hollywood Tuna)

Sienna Miller and Chris Hemsworth talk about babies (Pop Sugar)

Can millionaires be golddiggers? Because the Middletons are being accused of it (Cele|bitchy)

So... you all are still fans of Oprah now, right? Just wanted to make sure (Amy Grindhouse)

Young actors with too much time on their hands = Vanessa Hudgens’s wardrobe (Popoholic)

We get it Shailene Woodley. You don’t CARE. You really, really don’t care. You’re, like, the James Franco of not caring now. (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 17:41:02 June 27, 2012 17:41:02
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The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan fiction about the time Maleficent and Galdalf f-cked each other in a cave. Full Story

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The ultimate gift bag includes a dental plan

Maria Posted by Maria at June 27, 2012 16:33:48 June 27, 2012 16:33:48
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Prince Azim of Brunei threw a 30th birthday party for himself; there’s rich and then there’s Sultan rich. It’s another level of influence and power. Prince Azim has very peculiar taste for a 30-year-old: the guest list included Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Jerry Hall (with daughter Lizzie Jagger) and Dionne Warwick. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 16:05:05 June 27, 2012 16:05:05
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never Say Never, I’ve almost watched them all. Full Story

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