Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

January 9, 2012 13:46:56 Posted at January 9, 2012 13:46:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story

Friday, January 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for your wonderful response to the addition of Hayley’s Health & Fitness columns on the LifeStyle page of the site. She’ll start answering more of your emails next week, in addition to kicking me in the ass on my program beginning Monday.  Read Full Intro

Not today

January 6, 2012 23:19:24 Posted at January 6, 2012 23:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today.Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and for nothing. B came out to stomp that sh-t down this afternoon. Full Story

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Out of retirement

January 6, 2012 23:07:53 Posted at January 6, 2012 23:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Joaquin Phoenix in Hollywood today on a cigarette break. As you know, Joaquin announced his retirement, but then it was supposedly all for a mock documentary, which no one understood. And now he’s back to doing what he does best: acting. Hopefully without complaining. Because he really is a very, very, very good actor. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 6, 2012 20:55:55 Posted at January 6, 2012 20:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shaki's amaaaazing ass. Happy Friday! (The Superficial)
Kirstie Alley's key to dating (Dlisted)

Kat Dennings has a new boyfriend (US Weekly)

Rose McGowan looks really good here  (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle Williams is GLOWING  (Pop Sugar)

Emily Blunt in lovely classy pink  (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene's legs in short denims  (Popoholic)

Shocked Blake Lively didn't manage to work her way into these Ryan Reynolds photos  (Celebuzz)

Weirdest f-cking celebrity perv story ever  (The Daily What)

What is going on with this weird peasant bridal dress?  (Go Fug Yourself)

Drama over the spa?

January 6, 2012 20:33:18 Posted at January 6, 2012 20:33:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the kind of sh-t I love about Hollywood.Photos were released of Brad Pitt yesterday with a cane. Evidently he's busted his leg. Here comes everyone with a joke about Angelina getting rough with him African jungle styles, ha ha. But the story's a lot more interesting than sex injuries...A few blogs picked up the images early and blasted them out. Full Story

Are they ok?

January 6, 2012 18:15:19 Posted at January 6, 2012 18:15:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Getting pounded by emails today re: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis...Before you panic over any gossip story, please always stop and consider the source. Here’s how I usually operate: If it comes from Star, In Touch, Life & Style, and OK!, it’s like I never read the headline. For those of you interested in this sort of thing, and it’s worth noting if you consider yourself an above average gossip student, Star and The National Enquirer are owned by the same company and In Touch and Life & Style also fall under one parent publisher. Full Story

The Return

January 6, 2012 17:52:40 Posted at January 6, 2012 17:52:40
Duana Posted by Duana

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 10 recap Oh man, it’s been so long since a Vampire Diaries I don’t know whether I remember how to do this!   Previously, Klaus messed up everyone’s lives, basically Stefan’s by way of  enslaving him, until Damon frees him that is, and then Damon, looking a hundred, bitches to Elena that he could have gotten Stefan free…but he sort of is free, so stay tuned on that. Full Story

Ewan but no Fassy

January 6, 2012 16:43:50 Posted at January 6, 2012 16:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ewan McGregor and Michael Fassbender are both in Haywire. Also Channing Tatum, if that’s your thing. And Michael Douglas. And Antonia Banderas. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. I know, right? What is happening here??? Last night was the LA premiere. Everyone showed up...but Fassy. And you know what? I’m ok with that. Full Story

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This should be JLo’s inspiration

January 6, 2012 16:34:27 Posted at January 6, 2012 16:34:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson enjoying the winter sun on a walk in Primrose Hill today. Photo Assumption says they’re hopelessly in love, totally into it, and happily expecting the birth of their second child, her fourth. And he’s still just 21. And I am still obsessed! Also I can’t wait to see him as Vronsky in Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina opposite Keira Knightley and Jude Law. Full Story

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