Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 16:21:16 March 1, 2012 16:21:16
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Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in 5 years, what she’ll be like at 30, the FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH, right off the top, is:“Hopefully I’ll have just come from the Oscars this past weekend. Full Story

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Parenthood Season 3 - Everybody Falls

Duana Posted by Duana at March 1, 2012 16:05:15 March 1, 2012 16:05:15
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…Including Billy Riggins. (Lainey: what? Billy Riggins is on this show??? Why didn’t you SAY SO?) I’ve been trying to figure out who the Parenthood viewer is. It’s not everyone, because then the ratings would be, you know, up.  I used to think it was about those of us who fantasize about big families, but it isn’t that either. Full Story

All the Royal Ladies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 15:46:41 March 1, 2012 15:46:41
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Now put your hands upThat f-cking song has been in my head all morning. I’ve decided to make you suffer too!Her Majesty was joined by her daughter-in-law and her grand daughter-in-law today in London on a visit to Fortnum & Mason. They all toured the food hall together. God I love the food halls in English department stores. Full Story

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March 1, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 15:21:16 March 1, 2012 15:21:16

Lesley! Happy Birthday from Sarah who can’t wait to see you in July! I hear this year has been a change? I think you’ll be loving the change, and the new things changes bring. Keep me posted! For all of you in Calgary - Images of Hope takes place on Saturday March 10 in support of the Generations of Hope Fertility Assistance Fund. Full Story

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

While Jolie Leg memes are getting old already, I don’t think I’ll ever tire of looking at the photos of Sean Young at the Oscars. Just imagine how they happened. Imagine Sean Young straight up Twi-Harding on Brange and Sandra Bullock. It’s too much. It’s too GOOD. Just... Glenn Close’s face says it all. Click here to see.

A few years ago, Sean Young crashed the Vanity Fair Oscar party by waiting behind some shrubbery until Jennifer Aniston arrived. Photographers went crazy with the photos and Sean snuck in undetected.

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Young was eventually caught by event planners and thrown out but still...

How is she not the star of the best reality show, like, EVER of all time? Sean Young is the ultimate victim of the Hollywood Sliding Door.

The winner of the Annual Contest will be contacted TODAY. Check your emails!


Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Most Earnest Couple In The World

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 20:16:54 February 29, 2012 20:16:54
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Tim Tebow was in LA for Oscar weekend. On Friday he hit up a party and met Taylor Swift. On Sunday he went to Vanity Fair and had his picture taken with just about everyone, including, as attached, Jon Hamm and Kate Upton.But even the excitement of all his new celebrity fangirls couldn’t diminish the effect that Swifty must have had on him because the next evening Tebow met up with her for dinner. Full Story

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Avengers Assemble and Scarlett gets to speak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 19:30:05 February 29, 2012 19:30:05

The Oscars are over. It’s the summer box office now that is the new priority. Today a full trailer for The Avengers was released. Here, watch: Thoughts? I like it. A LOT.And Scarjo is allowed to speak now! This time, it’s Jeremy Renner who’s been reduced to background. Still, in that final shot of the 6 of them getting ready for battle, I had to laugh at the fact that all she has is a little gun in her hand when the rest of them are all tricked out with hammers, shields, rockets, and the like. Full Story

Smash It All To Hell

Duana Posted by Duana at February 29, 2012 19:23:06 February 29, 2012 19:23:06
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Smash Season 1 Episode 4 recap It’s such a rare thing to have episode titles actually onscreen. These days they’re mostly for the production team and get talked about in the press. Anyway, this is “The Cost of Art”.And the cost of art is boredom. Sorry, but this episode somehow felt ridiculously short and brutally long at the same time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 18:46:35 February 29, 2012 18:46:35

Sasha’s into a really cute dress and helping someone move on in LifeStyle
 
This is NOT When She Conceived. Which I revealed already this week. (Dlisted)

More celebrities should be saying what Reese Witherspoon is saying (The Superficial)

Those studs on Ke$ha’s face? I have them on my Converse (Hollywood PQ)

Olivia Wilde handling her own breast is supposed to be funny (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart is SO pretty, even when she’s hung over and tired (Pop Sugar)

JLo’s insignificant other couldn’t talk his way onto this magazine cover? (Just Jared)

How old is Jessica Chastain? (Cele|bitchy)

Sparrow is wild, like his mother Nicole (Celebuzz)

Cindy Crawford can still model with the best of them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Martha Stewart and Antonia Banderas did in South Beach (The Travel Presse)

Blake and Ryan across the country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 18:11:30 February 29, 2012 18:11:30
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds spent Oscar weekend in Nashville. They stayed at the GOOP recommended Hermitage Hotel. Am told by readers who saw them there that they were casual and “impossibly gorgeous” together. Also rather low key. No pap photos have emerged of the two (so far). And no paps were around when they were in Savannah, Georgia on another minibreak two weeks ago. Full Story

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GOOP and the new Spice Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 17:26:50 February 29, 2012 17:26:50
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Obviously I LOVE this story. SO MUCH.Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce will star in a musical comedy called One Hit Wonders to be written and directed by Glee’s Ryan Murphy. Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island are doing the songs.Let me give you a minute to stop punching yourself in the face. Full Story