Top hat, tails, and no rest for The Lonely Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 16:00:31 June 5, 2012 16:00:31
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At this writing it’s 4pm in London. Harry still has an entire evening ahead of him before he can return to Kensington Palace, take off his dinner jacket, slump onto the couch with a beer, and fall asleep with his hand down his pants...with nothing to wake up to tomorrow! Until they sneak Chelsy in around midnight later on this week, maybe Thursday? It will have been a week that they’ve not been able to see each other. Full Story

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The Rise Of Camilla and the Family Wales

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 15:02:45 June 5, 2012 15:02:45
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Obviously this is not the portrait we expected in 1981 looking ahead 30 years. And those of you loyal to Diana would say that it disgusts you to see this woman who caused Diana so much grief be embraced the way she’s been, so much so that she was invited today to sit next to the Queen in the carriage. Full Story

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June 5, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 14:36:27 June 5, 2012 14:36:27

To Nik who is writing the exam from hell today - GOOD LUCK this time and DO NOT LEAVE. You’ll do it, you’ll get through it, I know you will. Steve Jones knows you will too. Keep me posted! Fairy Dog Parents helps dog owners during medical emergencies so that families are not forced to give up their pets when they get sick. Full Story

Monday, June 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Was that Harper Seven Beckham playing Rhaego, the son of the Khaleesi and the Moon Of Her Life? Totally looked like it. As for the ending, Dylan called it “Fraggle Rock” while Duana used the term “muppets”.  Read Full Intro

I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 21:53:58 June 4, 2012 21:53:58
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Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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Christian Bale’s emotions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 20:00:21 June 4, 2012 20:00:21
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Um, Christian Bale and Natalie Portman look SUPER HOT as a couple, right? I’m so excited to see him look like himself in a movie - not scowling, not dying, not drug-addicted and emaciated but ordinary, and smiling. Anyway, about last night at the Movie Awards - in case you missed it, they played a Dark Knight retrospective and included a few scenes with Heath Ledger and then Bale took the microphone and could not contain his emotions. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 19:04:02 June 4, 2012 19:04:02

Even Drew Barrymore sells her wedding pictures now... (Dlisted)

Octomom and Lindsay Lohan will make a porn together one day. Wait for it. (The Superficial)

Looking for Jake Gyllenhaal? In Toronto he likes the Hotel Le Germain. (Just Jared)

Guys choose blondes in black dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

Horny fans make Benedict Cumberbatch giggly (Pop Sugar)  

I wonder then how Rachel Weisz puts up with Daniel Craig (Cele|bitchy)

Mimi hugs a fan then yells at her bodyguards for letting the fan hug her (Socialite Life)

The Italian Queen is the only girl in the world... (Celebedge)

Is there anyone who HASN’T taken her clothes off for Terry Richardson? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tackiest dress at the Movie Awards (I'm Not Obsessed)

Eva & Ryan on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 18:03:09 June 4, 2012 18:03:09
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Exclusive Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling were photographed flying out of LAX on Saturday. They were headed for Montreal. This is not work; it’s a proper holiday. They’ve a rental car and specified they needed gps; they’ve been seen with a list of must-visit targets, and have been asking for food recommendations from the concierge at the hotel. Full Story

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Lane was always “you”

Duana Posted by Duana at June 4, 2012 17:18:32 June 4, 2012 17:18:32

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 12 recap There's only so long I can procrastinate before bellying up to the truth - I don't want to write this Mad Men recap, because there's little joy to be found, and because the show said almost everything that could be said, in a relatively dialogue-light episode. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:53:50 June 4, 2012 16:53:50
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I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:08:45 June 4, 2012 16:08:45

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story