Calvin Candie > Jay Gatsby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 16:12:27 May 30, 2012 16:12:27
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Right now, both Django Unchained and Baz Luhrmann’s The Greaty Gatsby are scheduled for release on Christmas Day. It’s Leo vs Leo at the holiday box office! The first preview for Gatsby was posted online last week. Click here for my thoughts on the trailer. Full Story

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Dominic Monaghan calls it like he sees it

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 30, 2012 15:59:43 May 30, 2012 15:59:43
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If that name is making you scratch your head, he was a hobbit in Lord of the Rings and was Charlie on Lost. The second one is the important part. Remember my General List of Celebrity Don’ts? Well Monaghan just ran afoul of #8, “don’t badmouth another celebrity and/or get involved in a fan war”, but he did stick to 8a, “don’t delete your account”. Full Story

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Blake’s “First Choice”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 15:50:59 May 30, 2012 15:50:59

Blake Lively is beginning promotion for Savages. This, allegedly, is the film that will really prove that she belongs in the same conversation as Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley, and the others. Remember 2011? Remember my favourite question? How did she DO that? How did Blake Lively get Leonardo DiCaprio on his knees in Verona? How did she convince him to get papped with her so many times, including handholding in Monte Carlo? How did she make him look like a chump when she bailed on his ass as soon as Ryan Reynolds opened the door? How did she DO that? Blake is featured in the new issue of BULLET. Full Story

Porny didn’t push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:59:49 May 30, 2012 14:59:49

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

May 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:48:33 May 30, 2012 14:48:33
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Petra! Happy 25th Birthday from Marusa and Katja who’ve requested for you photos of Bjorn Einar Romoren, Chris Hemsworth and child, and a close-up of Tom Sturridge’s current hair situation for you to enjoy when you come home from work. Done! And for Raine on your Champagne Birthday. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you in the US returning from your long weekend. We posted on a regular schedule here yesterday - please scroll down to catch up on any stories you may have missed.

Am convinced that the purpose of Twitter is to make people feel old. When I fired up the Twitter this morning, still not quite alert, “Die In Your Arms” was trending. I suspect it probably still is. My reaction was, “OMG, Cutting Crew is trending?!?”

Obviously not Cutting Crew.

Die In Your Arms is the title of Justin Bieber’s new song...which, um, no, I don’t hate and if Tom Hardy asked me to slow dance to it I totally would. But it’s not Cutting Crew. Nothing quite compares to 80s cheese rock.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Kate recycles for the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 21:26:19 May 29, 2012 21:26:19
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Ten days ago, Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for world royalty at Windsor Castle. Princess Catherine wore a pink dress with a pleated skirt. Click here to see. The Queen’s annual garden party happened today at Buckingham Palace. And Kate wore the same dress. Full Story

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Colin could have been Tom vs Jeremy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 20:16:05 May 29, 2012 20:16:05
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Every morning I scan through photo agencies to get an idea of what I might want to write about. When I saw these new shots of Colin Farrell in Philadelphia yesterday I wondered how I’d be able to work Tom Hardy into a post about him... because this is what happens when you have a Summer Crush Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 19:47:06 May 29, 2012 19:47:06

Fried Chicken “breaks” are part of the deal (The Superficial)

How long before Lindsay Lohan tries to get in on this action? (Dlisted)

Serenity’s first F1 (Celeb|itchy)

Olivia Munn eats cookies. That is not a euphemism for anything (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s (temporary) goodbye kiss (Pop Sugar)

Kristen calls Charlize a “f-cking movie star” (Just Jared)

I need to find Halle Berry’s bra (Popoholic)

I don’t know about Nicole Richie’s leather bells... (Pink is The New Blog)

Eva Mendes’s leather swimsuit (?) looks really uncomfortable (Amy Grindhouse)

I LOVE Nicole Kidman’s hair here (Go Fug Yourself)

Girl Shit: Madonna vs Lady Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 18:33:11 May 29, 2012 18:33:11
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You know what I always say: Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. It is the fuel of gossip. Girl Sh-t lives in the heart of every great smutty story. From the Brange-Aniston Triangle to all the Twi-Hard in-fighting, Girl Sh-t is pure entertainment and, ultimately, if you want to get profound up in here, Girl Sh-t is where celebrities are at their most relatable. Full Story

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Being with the Evil Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 17:25:53 May 29, 2012 17:25:53
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Charlize Theron left LA yesterday to make the morning show rounds in New York today. Snow White And The Huntsman opens on Friday. My review will be posted later this week. I saw the movie a few weeks ago in England while on the junket. We were about 90 minutes outside of London, a small town called Arundel, where stands an old castle that they used as the backdrop for the interviews. Full Story

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