Happy Christmas Mimi is skinny

December 23, 2011 18:44:40 Posted at December 23, 2011 18:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you think of a better send-off? Mimi posted this on her Twitter yesterday:In Aspen, wearing the outfit I wore for my first ever Christmas video!!As you know, Mimi had twins this year. But the way she’s going on about it, her greatest accomplishment was to get thin again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 23, 2011 18:39:40 Posted at December 23, 2011 18:39:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was advised to …harvest Brad Pitt’s sperm…? (Dlisted)

Where do these women keep finding these shoes? (The Superficial)

Too tight and too sweaty? (Go Fug Yourself)

Well f-ck! Why wasn’t this bikini available when I went to the Maldives?!?! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sofia Vergara’s rather modest bikini (Pop Sugar)

Michael Pitt: the ultimate beat-me mouth. Even more so than Miley Cyrus (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes thinks a Porsche will keep him faithful (Cele|bitchy)

This song is AWFUL (Celebuzz)

So cute I cried (Towleroad)

Angelina Jolie gave her daughter extensions so that means she’s a bad mother (Radar Online)

The GMD’s beauty routine

December 23, 2011 16:20:05 Posted at December 23, 2011 16:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”.  Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started using big words like he’s some kind of celebrity thinker. Full Story

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New girl to end the year

December 23, 2011 15:50:15 Posted at December 23, 2011 15:50:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When the year began, Ryan Phillippe was dating Amanda Seyfried. OMG, remember that? By summertime it was over and in July it was reported that he’d hooked up with Demi Lovato. At the time he was 36, she 18. Sounds about right where he’s concerned. According to E! and US Weekly, the two were not serious, simply f-cking. Full Story

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Who decided to drop a trailer after Batman?

December 23, 2011 15:42:40 Posted at December 23, 2011 15:42:40
Sarah Posted by Sarah

There’s a marketing misstep if ever I saw one. Summer 2012 is stacked with high-profile franchise releases including The Dark Knight Rises, The Amazing Spider-Man, and one of the more mysterious entries, Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. Set in the same universe as Scott’s classic Alien, it’s a prequel but not really—the events take place before those of Alien, but the story isn’t directly related. Full Story

Misfits Series 3

December 23, 2011 14:55:46 Posted at December 23, 2011 14:55:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. Please click away if you haven’t yet caught up on Misfits Series 3. And if you’re not watching Misfits, I’m telling you, this is your holiday addiction. DO IT. Seasons 1 and 2 are available on iTunes. I’ll give you another chance to skip this article to avoid spoilers………………………………………………………He’s a ballsy motherf-cker, isn’t he, Howard Overman? Many of you have written to express your outrage and despair that Alisha and Simon are no more. Full Story

December 23, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 23, 2011 14:37:13 Posted at December 23, 2011 14:37:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Laura with the Christmas Baby complex! Today’s shouts section is Just For You. And Kit Harington. And you’re right - they’re hiding him from you, me, us. But I kinda prefer it this way. So that when Game of Thrones returns, your quiver, having been stored up for so long, it’s even that much more potent. Full Story

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Today is the Winter Solstice, “Dong Zhi” in Chinese. Loosely interpreted, it’s like Chinese Christmas, one of the most important days on our calendar, when we celebrate the longest night of the year surrounded by family and a lot of food, marking the end of the annual lunar cycle, and looking ahead to a prosperous new one.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2011: Your Voice In My Head by Emma Forrest

December 22, 2011 20:03:42 Posted at December 22, 2011 20:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite book of the year. Forrest is an awesomely gifted writer. It’s not just the story, but the way she tells it, the words that describe it, so that you can feel so acutely her joy and her sadness and her gratefulness for the person who helped her go forward. I’ve probably read this book 3 or 4 times this year just to review some of Forrest’s most beautiful passages. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 22, 2011 18:29:42 Posted at December 22, 2011 18:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s no point in starving if you can’t wear a bikini every day (The Superficial)

WHY do dumb bitches keep paying this dumbass? (Dlisted)

Gorgeous: a gay navy kiss makes history (Towleroad)

Ashley Tisdale: high school forever (Hollywood Tuna)

I would wear holiday plaid more often too if I looked this good in it (Pop Sugar)

I love the pattern on Salma Hayek’s blouse (Just Jared)

Is it because I’m not 25 anymore that I don’t find this stylish? (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber and his baby sister. Come on. You can’t snark on this, can you? (Celebuzz)

Dear Spain: really??? What year do you think it is?  (Hollywood PQ)

I worry about Lady Gaga and neck pain (Go Fug Yourself

Managing “Aloof” behind the scenes

December 22, 2011 17:37:47 Posted at December 22, 2011 17:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I could never be a publicist or a personal assistant for a celebrity. It’s not the hard work I’m afraid of; it’s the adult babysitting. They are SO fragile and insecure and narcissistic, it’s an exhausting experience. And, frankly, it can be really, really sad. I’ve been really hard on Rooney Mara the last couple of weeks for the “aloof”-ing and the SVU trashing. Full Story