Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store

December 19, 2011 18:52:51 Posted at December 19, 2011 18:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend in her Bentley - which he gets to use even when she’s not in the passenger seat - hitting up a jewellery store. Full Story

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Let it snow…for Mimi!

December 19, 2011 18:09:13 Posted at December 19, 2011 18:09:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video!  This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house?OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi mounting Nick, if that’s any indication of what the next four and a half minutes will bring…. Full Story

Buble and a strong SNL

December 19, 2011 17:49:13 Posted at December 19, 2011 17:49:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was the strongest Saturday Night Live this season with Jimmy Fallon hosting. Tina! Amy! Tracy’s signature Christmas move! And the ice skating at the end. WILL ARNETT WAS THERE! So much happiness! My favourite sketch was Beethoven, although it may have been a minute too long. And how smart was the one about the off-Broadway show? (Did anyone else wonder why the wicked smaht Tim Tebow sketch didn’t come earlier? In place of the one with Kristen Wiig trying to take over the party? It made sense later during the farewell for logistics. Full Story

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Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit

December 19, 2011 17:31:41 Posted at December 19, 2011 17:31:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem with how Katie wears hers is that even if she didn’t design it, it LOOKS like she did design it. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s Chistmas present

December 19, 2011 16:58:04 Posted at December 19, 2011 16:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash, Andreas Rentz/Pool/Getty

This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to Germany this weekend for a charity gala. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Serious, not sexy

December 19, 2011 16:39:51 Posted at December 19, 2011 16:39:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Speaking of studying celebrity career moves...Reese Witherspoon is an interesting case. She's popular, not a bad actress, an Oscar winner. Yet the last few years she's eroded a lot of goodwill by making a string of bad movies. Even in this year's Water for Elephants, which wasn't bad, she was the weakest link. Full Story

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Extensions for dad

December 19, 2011 15:41:04 Posted at December 19, 2011 15:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got extensions. That sounds about right. This is why we all want to reincarnate as one of the Brange kids. Full Story

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December 19, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 19, 2011 15:26:21 Posted at December 19, 2011 15:26:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gunpreet! I heard about Kamneev - she’s gone and she took the dog too! She wants you to know she loves you SO much. And she’s trying to make up for it with some Riggins photos. PS. The dog really, really, really is cute. To Mary & Ingrid who are meeting in New York this week for a Hugh Jackman/Alan Rickman doubleheader - I’ll be happy for you as soon as I get over my jealousy, OMG. Full Story

Friday, December 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a show I’m obsessed with. And I was obsessed with it last year too. Did you watch 24/7 Flyers-Rangers: Road To The Winter Classic on HBO the other night? If you just rolled your eyes all like, ugh, who cares about a show about sports, well, sorry, but that’s dumb.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2011: Neville Got Hot

December 16, 2011 22:54:18 Posted at December 16, 2011 22:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The blooming of Neville, or, more accurately, should we say metamorphosis?, was a wonderful distraction from the sadness of The End. Neville got hot!And not just in pictures. In person, Neville was super, super cute. And wore his suit very, very well. I’ve not seen much from Matthew Lewis since summer. Full Story

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Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett…

December 16, 2011 22:39:27 Posted at December 16, 2011 22:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series?Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON???Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term “Scarjo”. Full Story