Happy and expecting

December 8, 2011 23:59:35 Posted at December 8, 2011 23:59:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PUNKD Images

Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day.  Full Story

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My favourite bromance & Noomi’s bad dress

December 8, 2011 22:00:18 Posted at December 8, 2011 22:00:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tim Whitby/Dave Hogan/Getty

I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

December 8, 2011 20:37:20 Posted at December 8, 2011 20:37:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until...It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Full Story

What else is on that camera?

December 8, 2011 20:18:14 Posted at December 8, 2011 20:18:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Are you going to deny that you didn’t notice his hand on her thigh while he’s taking a picture of her? Fine. I’ll admit it for all of us. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been in Mexico together the last few days. They were photographed yesterday admiring each other in the sun. Allow me please to appreciate the relative modesty of her bikini, if there is such a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 8, 2011 20:08:03 Posted at December 8, 2011 20:08:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds sparkly holiday dresses and turquoise drop earrings in LifeStyle

I’m more curious about why she needs the long sleeve and the vest to go running (The Superficial)

Angie won’t eat if the children can’t eat (Dlisted)

It’s true. WHY is Jessica Biel so boring when she dresses up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Except when Victoria Beckham brings back her really Shelfy Ass. Look at that thing. (Pop Sugar)

Suddenly Lindsay Lohan is everywhere again (Just Jared)

Kate Beckinsale’s hair is always blown out (Popoholic)

Willow Smith is coming for you. Look out. (Celebuzz)

Ring Watch is becoming as dumb as Bump Watch (The Daily What

Sasha calls this rich hippie. You might have another word for it. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE tights (Go Fug Yourself)

Worst of 2011: Wonder Woman

December 8, 2011 18:28:03 Posted at December 8, 2011 18:28:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Charlie’s Angels made it on the air but Wonder Woman didn’t? I didn’t mind Charlie’s Angels because, well, my expectations weren’t really high. And I still think it was better than Pan Am, a pretender disguised as quality tv. Having said that, imagine how sh-t Wonder Woman must have been if NBC turned it down. Full Story

Showrunner Styles

December 8, 2011 18:05:13 Posted at December 8, 2011 18:05:13
Duana Posted by Duana

I still like Shonda Rhimes.   I know that’s an unpopular thing to say these days, but I do.   I think she’s hit on a formula that works,  she’s made a lot of people really happy with what she does, and even though I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy any more – that played its course for me – I hear it’s still pushing boundaries in its eighth season and  that Private Practice does the same. Full Story

The Three Stooges in The Hangover era

December 8, 2011 17:24:42 Posted at December 8, 2011 17:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Farrelly Brothers made a Three Stooges movie. The first trailer was released yesterday. A lot of people are sh-tting on it. I didn’t have a chance to watch it until this morning. It wasn’t really my flavour but, at the same, I found it more appealing than the trailers for New Year’s Eve, Jack & Jill, One for the Money, and that goddamn joke of a movie, Warrior’s Heart starring Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. Full Story

The Brange and the Smurf

December 8, 2011 16:57:08 Posted at December 8, 2011 16:57:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With William and Harry, say when they hit up a club, either a bodyguard takes care of it discreetly or someone rings the next day with payment. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley is my Jessica Darling

December 8, 2011 15:59:24 Posted at December 8, 2011 15:59:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Have you seen The Descendants? I’m not as hard for The Descendants as everyone else. Clooney wasn’t believable to me.  And that voiceover was the worst. And why was it so obvious? From the father-in-law to the punk kid who turns out to be not so punk to his final decision at the end... You know when you look around and you’re like, sh-t, I must be a dumb, artless bitch because I don’t see what everyone else is seeing. Full Story

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December 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 8, 2011 15:35:45 Posted at December 8, 2011 15:35:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Melanie! Last week in Calgary, I met Mark and Rob who adore you. And they told me that while you all were in Malta, you forced me upon them...? Well THANK YOU for being my pimp! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Look forward to meeting eventually. We need our own photo! And for Demetra and Nancy - so sorry to have missed you last week in Calgary. Full Story