Under the Bed

Duana Posted by Duana at April 9, 2012 16:18:45 April 9, 2012 16:18:45
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 4 recapNot as many beds are made with space underneath anymore.  All the platform beds and Ikea frames and whatnot mean the bed's on the floor.  Apparently, it's to keep the secrets from piling up under there. I can't breathe when this show is on. I know they specified that it was hot, just once, but every scene made me catch my breath a little more and I didn't realize until the end of the episode that I'd been holding it: a teeny, tiny incremental increase of tension in each scene that builds until you don't realize why your stomach hurts so much. Full Story

Slum Lover drives a truck now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:53:43 April 9, 2012 15:53:43
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway’s short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:20:30 April 9, 2012 15:20:30
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I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? No, let’s not even bother trying the wig. I will do it! (hand in the air) I will sacrifice my hair for Fantine. Full Story

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Breast is Best

Duana Posted by Duana at April 9, 2012 15:11:16 April 9, 2012 15:11:16

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 2 recapHere is the thing about Game of Thrones: even when absolutely nothing happens, it's the most compelling show on TV.  I mean really, what more do you need but Tyrion and Cersei and Stannis Baratheon walking around making snarky proclamations that are going to be proven wrong every second minute?  How can you look away even when - especially when - all of this episode was conversations?  Oh, wait, you can't, because you are staring at the boobs this episode. Full Story

A French wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 14:25:20 April 9, 2012 14:25:20
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They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Granny Freeze Grace

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 9, 2012 14:16:53 April 9, 2012 14:16:53

I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe Pre-Frozen Nicole is making a comeback. As Entertainment Weekly noted Full Story

Rachel’s Easter with Michael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 13:57:45 April 9, 2012 13:57:45
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Rachel McAdams has been in Berlin working the last few weeks. Yesterday however she turned up in Wales to support boyfriend Michael Sheen at the premiere of his film The Gospel Of Us. Earlier in the day the two were seen enjoying Easter brunch with his family. Many of you have been emailing lately asking about whether or not these two are still solid. Full Story

April 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 13:26:30 April 9, 2012 13:26:30

Happy 32nd Birthday Jennifer with love from mom Cindy who is so proud of you - congratulations on the PhD, congratulations on the upcoming move to Italy for post-doctoral work, but mostly congratulations for being so “competent”. Your ma says you’re “the best a parent could ask for”.  Liz! Happy belated Birthday! Fer says you love Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

We’re liveblogging today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Please join Duana, Sarah, and me before your long weekend! Here’s what I was struggling with last night:I LOVE golf. I love playing golf and I love watching golf. And of course it’s the Masters.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2012 20:15:27 April 5, 2012 20:15:27

Once again, no blog tomorrow. Back on Monday though...and from Seattle! Have a great weekend!

Sasha’s finding iPad cases and loafers in LifeStyle


You do know she’s been f-cking him for a while now, right? He’s only agreed just recently to let her make it “official”. (The Superficial)

Many of you have written to request comment on this. My comment is this: I thought we were talking about Gisele Bundchen and then...realised we weren’t. (Dlisted)

Jakey rides to Jay-Z (Celeb|itchy)

Jessica Alba works out (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s double with Tom Hanks (Pop Sugar)

Charlize. Her legs. (Just Jared)

Scarjo kicks ass in a corset tied to a chair (Popoholic)

B.I.C. inspired diamonds! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Taylor Swift’s cuuuute red loafers (Trendmill)

I really don’t know about Heidi Klum’s red/orange/whatever colour carpet decisions (Go Fug Yourself)

Teenagers eating cheap food

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2012 19:58:35 April 5, 2012 19:58:35
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My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message:OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber enjoying an economical picnic yesterday in LA. Full Story

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