December 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 8, 2011 15:35:45 Posted at December 8, 2011 15:35:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Melanie! Last week in Calgary, I met Mark and Rob who adore you. And they told me that while you all were in Malta, you forced me upon them...? Well THANK YOU for being my pimp! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Look forward to meeting eventually. We need our own photo! And for Demetra and Nancy - so sorry to have missed you last week in Calgary. Full Story

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We all have airline horror stories. I was on a horrific Calgary to Toronto red-eye just last week and had to listen to a woman lecture us all over the loudspeaker about how to board the plane like civilised human beings. Flying is total stress, I totally get it.  Read Full Intro

All hail Blake Lively

December 7, 2011 21:56:45 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams 2012

December 7, 2011 21:32:43 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:32:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I briefly mentioned this the other day in the article about Emma Stone - click here if you missed it. Duana and I have discussed this a few times lately: Emma Stone is what Rachel McAdams was from 2004-2007. The Wall Street Journal had a lengthy piece on how Rachel was the most sought-after, the most talked-about, the most promising actress. Full Story

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Last year and this year?

December 7, 2011 20:54:32 Posted at December 7, 2011 20:54:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevin Winter/Michael Buckner/Ron Galella/Getty

Colin Firth and Gary Oldman were both at the premiere of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy last night in LA, a film they say should contend at the awards. Colin is the reigning Best Actor. Sarah declared last week (click here for a refresher) that Gary is her prediction to walk away with it this year. Full Story

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To be…part 2

December 7, 2011 20:16:03 Posted at December 7, 2011 20:16:03
Duana Posted by Duana

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 14 recap How many of us thought that this episode was gonna be called “…or not to be”? The previouslies remind us of all the things that are in play.   That is, beyond Clay’s life, Opie’s actions, Gemma’s machinations, Tara telling Jax how to kill Clay, etc, we also have:Juice and Bobby in custodyOtto as a moleThe cartel assuring Jax all is fineThe Irish coming to town for a meetingAnd…in case you forgot…. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 7, 2011 19:28:46 Posted at December 7, 2011 19:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha's Into Farmhouse Fresh Backcountry Caramel Body Milk over in Lifestyle

The only thing that would make this grosser is if he were Mickey Rourke, which is what I thought at first (Dlisted)

I guess I’m not supposed to look at her face, but her face is f-cked (The Superficial)

Oh, possible hookup for Zooey Deschanel? (

Christina Hendricks’ festive chest (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie in black velvet (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt and Robert Pattinson’s hair (Just Jared)

The love of Lindsay Lohan’s life was Heath Ledger. As IF (Cele|bitchy)

Mischa Barton is trying to tell me she matters again (Celebuzz)

Some model, another Giselle clone (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan’s leaked Playboy cover, and by leaked I mean she passed it around (Pink Is The New Blog)

George’s girlfriend loves babies

December 7, 2011 17:53:53 Posted at December 7, 2011 17:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were out for dinner last night in LA. Every pap in the city was there to shoot them. You know what I will always love about him though, no matter how frustrated I am with his girlfriend game? I love how chill he is in these situations. I love that he doesn’t snarl, he doesn’t hide, he doesn’t whine, he doesn’t protest, he doesn’t threaten. Full Story

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Wiig & Fab

December 7, 2011 17:00:39 Posted at December 7, 2011 17:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Theo Wargo/Getty

Sasha emailed me yesterday having just seen Kristen Wiig on the new cover of Paper Magazine: “do you know how much i love this outfit??!?!!?”This is, indeed, from head to toe, pure Sasha styles. I totally love it too. But it requires a certain body type which... is definitely not mine. Kristen Wiig can though. Full Story

Update: An actor’s value still kind of questionable

December 7, 2011 16:26:16 Posted at December 7, 2011 16:26:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Last year I questioned the Forbes list of the “best value” actors because they had some folks on there who make sh*t movies (Sarah Jessica Parker, Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Aniston—though to be fair to Aniston, the upcoming Wanderlust looks really funny). Full Story