80s manorexics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 16:15:08 August 8, 2012 16:15:08
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I worked 3 junkets for etalk this weekend in LA - Paranorman, Sparkle, and The Odd Life Of Timothy Green.  It was supposed to be 4 but I couldn’t get to LA in time for The Expendables 2 screening. To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed about that. I mean, if you have to interview celebrities, you may as well interview the ones that really, really, REALLY want you to love them. Full Story

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Family Day at Camp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 15:30:15 August 8, 2012 15:30:15
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I don’t know if it was officially family day yesterday at Patriots training camp but there were a lot of dogs and babies and WAGs running around including pregnant Gisele Bundchen who came along with Jack and Benjamin to see dad at work. How sickeningly cute are these photos? You have to be a world class raging motherf-cker to not be moved by these photos. Full Story

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Joss Whedon, King of the Superheroes

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 8, 2012 14:36:37 August 8, 2012 14:36:37
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For those of us who’ve been Joss Whedon fans since the Buffy days, those of us who’ve suffered through cancelled TV shows and canned film projects, Whedon’s monster success with The Avengers is sweet. It’s like saying—See, we told you this guy was good, we knew it all along. Full Story

Katie needs friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 14:20:14 August 8, 2012 14:20:14
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Katie Holmes and Suri went to Nobu for dinner last night. Suri eats the miso black cod? I am impressed! Suri spent a few days last week with her father at Disney World. According to a new article on PEOPLE today, Katie and Tom are still speaking and civil to each other, keeping Suri’s best interests the priority. Full Story

August 8, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 13:45:27 August 8, 2012 13:45:27
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Katie! Happy Birthday! On the luckiest day of the year! Congratulations on the hard body work, on your relationship decisions, on appreciating YOU, and on your adorable 10 year old boy. As requested here’s Jason Mraz. And for Fiorella from Dolores who says you’ve been dreading it… what??? It’s your birthday! Happy Birthday! Meryl would want you to enjoy it. Full Story

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I think ... Royal Olympic Fever might be over. Prince William mentioned to CTV’s Brian Williams the other day that he’d have to get back to work very soon and wouldn’t be able to be in London through the Games. I guess we’ll always have the hug at the velodrome. Someone wrote to me this weekend suggesting the possibility of an heir called Olympia in 10 months. I suspect they might consider it low classy up there in Buckingham Palace to christen a future monarch by conception inspiration.

Christine Sinclair ... did everything she could. She is today’s Olympic face.

Apologies if it all seems a little distracted today - am writing this while watching Marcel Nguyen and the parallel bars finals. It is CRAZY how pretty he is. Even his hair is perfect.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

Fist Pumpy Hot Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 19:02:19 August 7, 2012 19:02:19
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Team GB has been owning the velodrome. We were watching the men’s sprint yesterday - you know the event where they spend the first few laps mindf-cking each other before actually racing? Ryan Lochte shouldn’t be a cyclist. Jacek gets really shouty over the race where the athletes are paced by the dude on the white bike who looks like he’s going for a leisurely ride through the field to pick up some bread and a pint of milk. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 18:28:24 August 7, 2012 18:28:24

How not to be an asshole on the golf course (my blog at Vitamin Water)

Now I need to watch all of Michael Phelps’s races back to see how far apart his ma and his girlfriend were sitting (Dlisted)

A new dude has been infected by Ebola Hilton and it called a photographer to document his decline (The Superficial)

Look, Mila and Ashton look great together, they do. But... he’s a DICK! (Too Fab)

Gwen Stefani’s amazing 43 year old body (Pop Sugar)

What the f-ck is a Honey Boo Boo Chile??? (Cele|bitchy)

But is Ryan Lochte funny when it’s trying to be funny? (Just Jared)

Very unflattering outfit on Selena Gomez (Hollywood Tuna)

There seemed to be way fewer assholes at Osheaga (The Travel Presse)

Kristen Bell teases in bikini (Popoholic)

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s jumpsuit under a blazer (Go Fug Yourself)

Swimmers in street clothes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 16:48:34 August 7, 2012 16:48:34
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I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong jaw, intense eyes, great smile, the confidence is super sexy, and of course, he wins. Full Story

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Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 16:09:04 August 7, 2012 16:09:04
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This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

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