Annie gives me another excuse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 21:38:16 June 5, 2012 21:38:16
Photos:
Splash

When I was 19 I had my hair cut like this. Maybe even shorter. Then all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out and I lost a lot of weight. My mother said I was horrifying. She didn’t want our relatives to come over because she thought they’d spread rumours that I’d contracted AIDS. What? I haven’t mentioned before that my mother is ignorant? I really, really hated my hair then, not because my mother called it AIDS hair, but because I wanted to love it so much and it just wasn’t right for me. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman

Maria Posted by Maria at June 5, 2012 21:16:01 June 5, 2012 21:16:01
Photos:
WENN

(Lainey: Ready for the final season of Breaking Bad? The recaps are coming. But first, every week leading up to the premiere, Maria’s posting previews. Then we’ll be recapping the new episodes.) Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman. But in my mind he is. Because I want him to be. Aaron Paul doesn’t do a ton of press; I don’t know if that’s by design or by demand, but this two-page New York Magazine piece Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 20:23:03 June 5, 2012 20:23:03

Really??? Is this such a big ass deal? (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan, TV Movies, and super budget photography. Also this is her audition for True Blood? (Dlisted)

Kate Winslet loves her ass (Celeb|itchy)

Miley Cyrus super cute spotted dress (Hollywood Tuna)

George takes Stacy to Cabo again...but will she make it through an entire summer in Como? (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Biel claims to understand Mad Men (Just Jared)

Fashion Fontrum: what Heather Graham wore to the CFDAs (Popoholic)

WHY would Casper Smart tattoo his penis when JLo already bought him a truck??? (Amy Grindhouse)

Grace Jones > Cheryl Cole, right? (Towleroad)

Mila Kunis’s dress really was rather vaginal (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Kristen Stewart’s labels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 20:11:18 June 5, 2012 20:11:18

Here’s Kristen Stewart’s Vanity Fair spread by the ever-unimaginative Mario Testino. Are we ever going to be over him? Mario Testino is the Jay Leno of photographers. Chill Twi-Hards. I’m not saying she’s not beautiful. She is always beautiful, and if you could read properly I wouldn’t have to repeat this so many times. Full Story

SMUT Toronto June 25!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 19:50:01 June 5, 2012 19:50:01

The 1st ever SMUT Vancouver happens this Thursday. But we are going on SEVEN years in Toronto. Ready? Remind me to tell you about Halle Berry, and what it was like in a room with Julia Roberts. Actually, the real story happened BEFORE I got in the room. Put Reese Witherspoon on that list too. Full Story

Ellen & Alia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 18:26:50 June 5, 2012 18:26:50
Photos:
Zodiac/Splash

Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings-Devils game last night. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Ryan’s home with his “girlfriend”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 17:56:30 June 5, 2012 17:56:30
Photos:
WENN

As I mentioned yesterday, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are on holiday in Canada. Click here for a refresher on the previous article with my suggestion about a Canadian road trip. And their next destination after Montreal was indeed Toronto. For those of you keeping track, now that they’re out of Montreal, they stayed at the Hotel Le St-James. Full Story

On at least three hands

Duana Posted by Duana at June 5, 2012 17:50:14 June 5, 2012 17:50:14
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

Girls Season 1 Episode 8 recap Once upon a time, I was on my second date with the man I'm now about to marry. We were walking to dinner, and a crazy lady was up ahead. Crazy = uncombed hair, muttering/yelling to herself, clothes in decided non-array. She was, it is prudent to mention, really short. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Was it the alligator backpack?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 16:23:17 June 5, 2012 16:23:17
Photos:
Wenn, Larry Busacca/Theo Wargo/Getty

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were named Womenswear Designer Of The Year last night for The Row at the CFDA Awards in New York. Was is that alligator backpack that retails for $34,000? This is not a typo. Click here if you want to buy it. In selecting the Row and MK and Ashley as the award recipients, does that mean we must believe that they actually do the sketching? Please Fashion People, tell me how and what to think. Full Story

View All 27 Photos

Top hat, tails, and no rest for The Lonely Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 16:00:31 June 5, 2012 16:00:31
Photos:
Wenn, IAN KINGTON/Chris Jackson/GLYN KIRK/WPA Pool/Getty

At this writing it’s 4pm in London. Harry still has an entire evening ahead of him before he can return to Kensington Palace, take off his dinner jacket, slump onto the couch with a beer, and fall asleep with his hand down his pants...with nothing to wake up to tomorrow! Until they sneak Chelsy in around midnight later on this week, maybe Thursday? It will have been a week that they’ve not been able to see each other. Full Story

View All 41 Photos

The Rise Of Camilla and the Family Wales

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 15:02:45 June 5, 2012 15:02:45
Photos:
Matt Cardy/Jeff J Mitchell/Getty

Obviously this is not the portrait we expected in 1981 looking ahead 30 years. And those of you loyal to Diana would say that it disgusts you to see this woman who caused Diana so much grief be embraced the way she’s been, so much so that she was invited today to sit next to the Queen in the carriage. Full Story

View All 10 Photos