Jen’s really tanned man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2012 16:35:57 February 17, 2012 16:35:57
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Do you think maybe they overdid it on the powder for Jennifer Anison’s boyfriend Justin Theroux last night at the premiere of Wanderlust? She on the other hand looks amazing in Tom Ford. I LOVE this dress. You have to be brave in this dress. And a little cheeky too. Especially for someone who is constantly the subject of bumpwatch, the peplum is a straight up invitation for you to examine and assume that there’s something going on. Full Story

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Hi Dad! And Good Luck Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2012 16:05:10 February 17, 2012 16:05:10
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My dad reads the open of my site every day. And usually he’ll see the top few articles. What does my dad have to do with Robert Pattinson? The red symbol on Pattinson’s jacket - in Cantonese it’s pronounced “FOK”, in Mandarin “FU”, and that’s dad’s name. Means Good Luck. That’s why you see the character so much on Chinese calendars. Full Story

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Elena is…one of those

Duana Posted by Duana at February 17, 2012 15:01:23 February 17, 2012 15:01:23
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Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 15 recapThis episode was called “All My Children”.  It’s amusing to me primarily not just because Esther had five and planned to off them all, but in the way that the writers get to play with their character toys, pulling some in, putting others away.  Most got a decent workout this week, but I still feel kind of unsatisfied……and I probably should have known because we start with Elena awake in bed. Full Story

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February 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2012 14:51:53 February 17, 2012 14:51:53
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Happy 50th Birthday Karen with love from Julie!Megan - I hope your 30th year is fantastic.  I wish I could be there for the Vegas blowout next week - your sparkly jumpsuit will rock!! From Regan who requested photos of Robyn at the Grammys. And for Kamneev - I am so lucky to have you as a sister. Full Story

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s now 10 days away, the Oscars. We had a fitting yesterday; I’m wearing black this year. And it’s tight. So I’m kind of dreading the chicken breast and steamed vegetable situation that will be taking over my life until 10pm February 26th.  Read Full Intro

Mimi in a stairwell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 22:35:10 February 16, 2012 22:35:10

About an hour ago, Sasha emailed Dean and me with the title “omg omg omg omg”. This usually means it’s about Mariah Carey. Sasha, Dean, and I, we have our own “lambily” happening.Lambily?Please. Mimi’s fans are called “lambs”, get it? And 2/11 was Lamb Appreciation Day. Mimi made the announcement several days prior. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s Oscar dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 21:38:07 February 16, 2012 21:38:07
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It’s another Oscar retrospective - click here if you missed the Cate Blanchett one from yesterday and here for Reese Witherspoon’s last week. Pop quiz!How many times has Brad Pitt been to the Oscars? NO GOOGLING!Answer: 3 soon to be 4. Full Story

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Don..and Joan?!??!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 20:31:32 February 16, 2012 20:31:32
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Here’s how my mother, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, says “first of all”: first ataw.So, first ataw, please enjoy Jon Hamm in London yesterday promoting Mad Men Season 5, premiering on March 25. We are ALMOST there!Yesterday Jon participated in a Q&A about his character, Don Draper, and what we can expect from new episodes. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 20:14:08 February 16, 2012 20:14:08

Sasha finds Jessica Alba’s necklace and answers the celebrity big shoe question. Also, more from NY Fashion Week in LifeStyle

Why doe Tyrion Lannister have Justin Bieber hair? (The Superficial)

Umm...virgins who wait for marriage have a higher success rate...at WHAT, exactly? (Dlisted)

Kobe Bryant spends money to save money (Celeb|itchy)

Miley Cyrus is going through a really bad hair phase right now (Hollywood Tuna)

JLo’s love sh-t keeps getting grosser and grosser (Pop Sugar)

I LOVE the name Maple! (Just Jared)

I mistook Kate Upton with Hulk Hogan’s daughter for a minute in thumbnails. That’s not good, is it? (Popoholic)

Jason Segel, the new George Clooney? (Celebuzz)

Do you feel like you’re being forced to care about this couple because Snow White sucks? (Dose.ca)

God I hate this dress. Even down to those horrible silver shoes. (Go Fug Yourself)

Victoria by Victoria and Photo Assumption with Anna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 18:58:42 February 16, 2012 18:58:42
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Last week I posted runway photos from the Victoria Beckham collection. Click here if you missed it. David Beckham was seated front row next to Anna Wintour, luring her with the intention of putting his wife on the cover of US Vogue. Here’s Victoria by Victoria Beckham, her lower priced line that’s become quite popular in its own right, as seen recently on Michelle Williams at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon. Full Story

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GOOP’s greens are gone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 17:16:53 February 16, 2012 17:16:53
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As you can see, the video of Gwyneth Paltrow selling vegetables I posted in the open today isn’t working. It was working yesterday when I first put it up. And now... nothing. Removed by the user. You people took down Gwyneth Paltrow!But ...why? Most celebrities are comfortable pimping sh-t overseas. But the North American market is different. Full Story