December 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 13, 2011 15:52:42 Posted at December 13, 2011 15:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For Marie - I’m so sorry for your loss this week. Even when they’re ready, it doesn’t mean you ever are. Here are your favourites Sandra Bullock and Kate Beckinsale and a little something for Dad too. Big hug. Love, Lainey Happy Birthday Lolan! God, how long has it been? As long as you’ve loved your #1 Rosario Dawson? Here she is this week with Helen Mirren, both SO beautiful, at the Nobel Prize Concert this week. Full Story

Monday, December 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

My Five List has been updated. Because I have it really, really bad for Seth. Who is Matthew McNulty? Obviously you’re not watching Misfits Season 3 which... well...you need to get on that soon. And as I’ve already noted, Nathan is now totally irrelevant.  Read Full Intro

Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

December 12, 2011 23:37:12 Posted at December 12, 2011 23:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM Images

Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Blake & Ryan: pre-Christmas in New York

December 12, 2011 20:30:10 Posted at December 12, 2011 20:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

Jacek and I spent a wonderful pre-Christmas in New York two years ago. (Hi Scott!) It was his first time. We went to Bubby’s for breakfast. We walked the High Line. We lined up at the Empire State Building. We saw Cate Blanchett at BAM in A Streetcar Named Desire followed by a late, late dinner at Babbo. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 12, 2011 19:48:21 Posted at December 12, 2011 19:48:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NOTE: I was able to find another version of that Blake Lively Marilyn Monroe video but you should watch it fast before they pull that down too. Scroll down.

Sasha dealing with a meangirling mother and a recreational user in LifeStyle


Before and After spousal doppelgangers, even down to the sunglasses (Dlisted)

So…Lindsay Lohan is “Russian” now? (The Superficial)

What Little Sci will cost for Christmas (Celebedge)

A 21 year old in Hollywood who actually looks YOUNGER (Hollywood Tuna)

Elfy shirtless (Pop Sugar)

Shailene Woodley/Jessica Darling in Dubai (Just Jared)

Ryan Gosling’s first crush (Cele|bitchy)

H7 Beckham’s really cute cheeks under her really cute hat (Socialite Life)

Pippa’s ass in jeans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Adorable: how Sandra Bullock will force Christmas on her baby (I'm Not Obsessed)

Tattoo Girl in London

December 12, 2011 19:22:48 Posted at December 12, 2011 19:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Stuart Wilson/Getty

Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig premiered The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo in London tonight, beginning their carpet tour towards the film’s opening on December 21. Reviews for the film are embargoed until tomorrow. But last week there was a big ass drama over the release of The New Yorker’s - a positive one - a full week before the date, which was agreed upon with the studio before the screening. Full Story

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Will Meryl campaign?

December 12, 2011 18:49:44 Posted at December 12, 2011 18:49:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still not convinced that Meryl Streep will finally win her 3rd Oscar for The Iron Lady. So many people are fanning themselves over the brilliance of her performance as Margaret Thatcher and I’m always happy to hop on a Meryl bandwagon, totally, but ... I just don’t feel it from her this time around. Full Story

Will Smith in your face

December 12, 2011 18:01:43 Posted at December 12, 2011 18:01:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of you will, at some point today, have Men In Black 3 thrown in your face after you leave my blog. Or, perhaps you’d already had it thrown in your face before you visited my blog. That was their intention. Sony announced this morning that they’re promoting the MIB3 trailer across ALL its platforms. Full Story

Sexy can be bought and Retro Aniston

December 12, 2011 17:06:13 Posted at December 12, 2011 17:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s kinda how PEOPLE Magazine does it every year with the Sexiest Man Alive, negotiating with whoever needs the publicity the most, and now it appears Men’s Health is in on that situation too, naming Jennifer Aniston it’s Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME?Really??? Jennifer Aniston is sexy, definitely. Full Story

Blake Monroe > Lohan Monroe

December 12, 2011 16:40:01 Posted at December 12, 2011 16:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am a dumb f-ck and a stupid bitch. Because I didn’t bother screen capping the video. I’m sorry.The video was online on Friday. I saw it in the afternoon. And I knew at the time it wouldn’t last long. I said to myself, you should really get this saved somehow, at least preserve an image from it, or something, before it gets pulled down. Full Story