Inauguration dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 17:53:37 January 21, 2013 17:53:37
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I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s favourite new bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 17:09:46 January 21, 2013 17:09:46
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It’s gorgeous. She was carrying it around LA for a few days and was seen with it again at LAX, and this time she also had a larger tote with her from the same collection. It’s another thing that G loves to lord over... everyone. Gwyneth Paltrow has long been a Bag First Girl. Balenciaga used to send her their bags a year before market. Full Story

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Ashlee Simpson, Lucky Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 16:21:20 January 21, 2013 16:21:20
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This is Ashlee Simpson’s video for her song Bat For A Heart which looks to me like a millennial version of Madonna’s Lucky Star. She says “f-ck” and it’s supposed to be hardcore. How many different things has Ashlee Simpson tried to be? And is it unfair that we are critical of her, um, evolution because of her last name? At the beginning, when she fronted like a poseur Avril Lavigne -- in and of itself hilarious, someone posing like a poseur, and totally unironically -- Joe Simpson was all over it, and had probably created it. Full Story

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Small Moments of Pride

Duana Posted by Duana at January 21, 2013 15:22:42 January 21, 2013 15:22:42
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Girls Season 2 Episode 2 recap It is understating the case by a lot to say I’ve never been a gusher about Girls, but I find it’s easiest for me to stomach if I think of it from a nostalgia point of view.   Honestly. I’ve decided it’s The Wonder Years without the narration. Full Story

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January 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2013 14:37:09 January 21, 2013 14:37:09

Congratulations Jen M from Jen S on 7 years of smoke-freeness! Toasting you, by request, with Channing Tatum and The Rock. Hey British Columbia -- the local film industry needs you! Hollywood hasn’t been as inclined to come here anymore for production due to lack of government incentive. Full Story

Friday, January 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Lance Armstrong used to be #1 on my Five List. I held on to Lance Armstrong way longer than most. So much so that Armstrong’s book It’s Not About The Bike is featured on my book section under Top 25 Reads. And you know my default position is hate and cynicism! Still I believed.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:57:50 January 18, 2013 20:57:50

Zac Efron and dildos (Dlisted)

This story is so crazy it might actually be true (The Superficial)

That Nicole Kidman thing just happened to someone else (Too Fab)

Charlize Theron moving boxes (Pop Sugar)

Stacy Keibler isn’t going to be nice to Angelina Jolie anymore (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is selling her skin too (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lawrence draws attention to her ass and now everyone’s studying old photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Hushpuppy forgot her homework! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Taylor does actually want to get back together (The Blemish)

HATE this Stacy Keibler dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Rafa’s coming back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:47:27 January 18, 2013 20:47:27
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It’s been a rough several months for Rafael Nadal. There was that knee injury. And then a stomach virus that kept him from the Australian Open where, SPOILER ALERT, Maria Sharapova dominated Venus Williams today and when I first read the headline I thought it said Serena and I almost tripped. Full Story

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