Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 19:30:08 March 30, 2012 19:30:08

Jamming out early because I have to get my sh-t together for Jacek’s birthday. I’ll stay close though in case there’s a Friday 5pm breakup bomb drop. You know how they love that move. And for some reason, based on nothing but tingle and instinct, I feel like we’re due for one in the next few weeks.

Hayley’s into hemp hearts and Sasha’s finding badass spring coats in LifeStyle


Either we’re really dump or they’re really poor because...what the F-CK??? (Dlisted)

Every Clooney girl has a set of these, doesn’t she? (The Superficial)

This is what some women are touching themselves to this weekend (ONTD)

If only Rihanna’s love choices were as awesome as her style ones (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look it’s Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend biking with Miranda Kerr’s husband (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s coming up north (Cele|bitchy)

Super flattering outfit on Beyonce (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff in skinny jeans after labour. She must have faked her pregnancy then! (Moe Jackson)

Did Katie Holmes design this? (Go Fug Yourself)

Why can’t Fantine be like Bella?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 18:02:08 March 30, 2012 18:02:08
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Sorry. Did you just choke?There wasn’t much to recommend about Twilight 4 except for when Kristen Stewart’s Bella is all emaciated and sickly because she’s carrying the baby made out of dead sperm. What is the consistency of vampire ejaculate? I bet you JK Rowling could tell you the consistency of Hippogriff ejaculate is all I’m saying. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Family Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 16:10:21 March 30, 2012 16:10:21
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Hot Harry along with his father, his stepmother, his aunts, uncles, and cousins attended a church service today to remember his great grandmother the Queen Mother. Really, really want to know what Princess Anne is lecturing him about. Harry is rather close with Beatrice and Eugenie. I’ve always wondered when they were growing up, like in other families, whether or not there was a “kids’ table”. Full Story

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Who is good enough for Nora Charles?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2012 15:47:32 March 30, 2012 15:47:32
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I am fond of old romantic movies, which may be surprising, since my heart is made of roofing tar and ashes. But I do love them, I really do. To Have and Have Not, Love in the Afternoon, Roman Holiday, To Catch a Thief, Bringing up Baby, His Girl Friday, and my all-time favorite, The Thin Man. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be Nora Charles, the smart, sarcastic heroine played by Myrna Loy. Full Story

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4 out of 5 for Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 15:04:30 March 30, 2012 15:04:30
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Taylor Kitsch photos were available 4 out of 5 days this week, a first for Taylor Kitsch. It’s easy of course since he’s currently in Europe promoting Battleship, stopping today in Spain with Brooklyn Decker and Peter Berg. Looks relaxed, doesn’t he? I like him so much in these shots. The more he does this, the more comfortable he’s becoming, the more his body language convinces me he believes (finally) that he belongs here. Full Story

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The Murder of One

Duana Posted by Duana at March 30, 2012 14:55:58 March 30, 2012 14:55:58
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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 18The Murder of One doesn't, of course, include the one-in-five boom we were promised.  Why would it?  It's not like they're linked.  And, of course, we have four episodes still to go.   I'm joking, mostly. Finally, after so much marching in place, this episode brought together many of the finest parts of what they've been trying to set up all season. Full Story

Ryan says goodbye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 13:55:55 March 30, 2012 13:55:55
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Oh stop.You wanted the rest of that sentence to be “to Eva Mendes”, didn’t you? Eva wasn’t around on Ryan’s final day on the set of Only God Forgives. Here he is saying goodbye to the crew in Thailand before heading home to, sorry, Eva who was waiting for him back at the hotel. I posted photos of the two earlier this week - click here Full Story

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March 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 13:44:48 March 30, 2012 13:44:48

Cathy M! It’s been a long, LONG time. Happy Birthday! Kim B told me about the new job - congratulations and good luck. It does indeed sound like it’s turning around. Obviously the only photos that would properly honour you are those of the Beckhams. Your loyalty to them, and Posh, is admirable. Have a great weekend! Happy Birthday Jenna from your sister Kate! To Emma in Barcelona - Happy Birthday with love from Sabrina who said you, along with the entire office, really, really love George Clooney? She’s toasting you with George Clooney. Full Story

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Why isn’t Julia Roberts all over the place and in my face? Mirror Mirror opens tomorrow. While Lily Collins has been on the interview circuit here and there, I’ve not seen Julia at all. Have I missed her? Because I really try not to.  Read Full Intro

Almost Romantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 21:00:10 March 29, 2012 21:00:10
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I thought I was really into these photos of Katherine Heigl having lunch with husband Josh Kelley yesterday. They’re cute, right? And there’s also something comforting about having someone who’s around to love you even if no one likes you. You could say it’s actually rather romantic. So here they are, enjoying a romantic moment, and then. Full Story

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Plan your holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 20:19:43 March 29, 2012 20:19:43
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Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley), Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood), Warwick Davis (Prof Flitwick), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy), and director David Yates attended a photo call at Leavesden Studios today to open the Warner Bros Making of Harry Potter studio tour. Where’s NEVILLE?????????????????????????Leavesden is where they filmed. Full Story

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