Kate works on Clear History

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 14:19:14 September 20, 2012 14:19:14
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It’s a new film for HBO written by Larry David and the cast includes Jon Hamm, Danny McBride, Michael Keaton, Bill Hader, Eva Mendes, and Amy Ryan. David plays a f-ck up who tries to f-ck up his old boss, or something. It sounds like a comedy about horrible people. I’m excited. And I’m excited too about Kate Hudson’s recently improved career moves. Full Story

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September 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 13:47:01 September 20, 2012 13:47:01

Alison! Congratulations and wishing you all the best on Saturday... your wedding day! Andrew wrote to me about you being a kickass international lawyer specialising in Geneva Conventions and the law of war and then I got a headache from all that smart talk but the point is it that he is SO proud of you and SO proud to be marrying you and I’m so proud to be where you come when you need to dumb it down with some smut in between reading UN Resolutions. Full Story

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You were just thinking that it’d been too long, maybe a couple of weeks?, between Lindsay Lohan arrests, weren’t you? Or was it that she couldn’t stand that Amanda Bynes was dominating all the vehicular criminal activity? Wait, wait, wait for it: of course it’s not her fault and of course there will be an excuse.  Read Full Intro

Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22
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But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Bardem > Bane?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:10:33 September 19, 2012 19:10:33

Remember when Bane was supposed to be super scary and...he wasn’t? A new international trailer for Bond has just been released. Javier Bardem looks terrifying. And you have already seen Bardem be terrifying in No Country For Old Men. It was the breathing and it was that f-cking hair. Maybe the key for him is the hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:00:04 September 19, 2012 19:00:04

Sasha’s INTO my warbler in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart is too arty for eye shadow and lipgloss, or something (Dlisted)

HOW COULD SHE SELL ROBERT PATTINSON’s HEARTBREAK RETREAT??? (Too Fab)

Old school Sofia Vergara in a bikini (The Superficial)

Love this black dress on Olivia Wilde (Just Jared)

Unfair. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley and Liam do the park and fly (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Swift went to high school for the weekend (Cele|bitchy)

David Beckham is coming to Montreal (Hollywood PQ)

Is that bra too small? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who will Kimmel prank at the Emmys?  (Crushable)

Karl takes it back...but not really

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 17:44:14 September 19, 2012 17:44:14
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Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

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Aisha Tyler: Proto Funny/Girl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 19, 2012 16:41:25 September 19, 2012 16:41:25
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When I wrote about Funny/Girls a couple weeks ago, Duana asked me about Aisha Tyler. Why, as Tyler is talented, funny and beautiful, she never quite took in the mainstream. My answer was that Aisha Tyler is six feet tall. She smokes cigars and drinks Scotch (and brews her own beer). Full Story

Tom's Cougar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 15:53:39 September 19, 2012 15:53:39
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Probably just a friend, especially since she doesn't fit the profile (young, brunette) of the past candidates he's auditioned. Here's Tom Cruise in London last night after dinner with Ridley Scott (not pictured) and some friends. Scott's brother Tony died recently. Tony of course directed Tom in Top Gun. Full Story

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