Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 19:18:31 March 28, 2012 19:18:31

If the offspring of a Twi-Hard Cullen hooks up with another Twi-Hard Cullen is that considered incest? (Dlisted)

When Lindsay Lohan sues someone, all she really wants is a job (The Superficial)
 
Smell like Madonna’s LA Face (Pink Is The New Blog)

The perfect colour for a CRAZY ass (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey’s all black hatted and scruffy (Pop Sugar)

Oh here’s a must-see movie: Hick starring Blake Lively and Chloe Moretz (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron covers Jackson in stars (Cele|bitchy)

Please. Did Clay Aiken just try to dunk on Rihanna? (Celebuzz)

Not that this is the point but I can never remember what Leo’s new girlfriend looks like (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Can you believe Gaga’s only 26? I hope she never gets LA Face. That’s such a great nose. (Hollywood PQ)

Finding Dr R

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 18:21:34 March 28, 2012 18:21:34
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I know. I go on and on about Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head all the time. But it’s only because I love it so much and want you to read it. Click here for my review. And besides, it’s becoming a movie directed by Harry Potter’s David Yates and starring Emma Watson. Full Story

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Where’s Leo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 16:54:03 March 28, 2012 16:54:03
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They’re releasing Titanic in 3D. Kate Winslet has been shuttling around promoting the movie. So far, no Leonardo DiCaprio. But there he is, that Ned non-né ROCKNROLL. Kate looks lovely and is wearing Jenny Packham but let’s explore some possible reasons (with likelihood analysis) on why Leo has so far been absent from promoting Titanic 3D. Full Story

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What John Carter did

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 15:53:09 March 28, 2012 15:53:09
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Sarah from Cinesnark says that John Carter might break even, eventually, but that it’s still considered a bust considering how much it cost to make and market it. Yes, John Carter took a massive dump. But there’s one good thing to have come from it: Taylor Kitsch gets papped now. Full Story

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Weekends together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 15:20:39 March 28, 2012 15:20:39

Am about to gloat. Click away if you can’t deal.As I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel went on a date after the Oscars. The original article is here. That week Jason tweeted something cryptic about being in love which he then ended up deleting when the story started circulating. Full Story

Justified 3.11: “There’s gonna be another time”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 28, 2012 15:16:43 March 28, 2012 15:16:43
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Looking back to Wynn Duffy’s first appearance in season 1, he seemed like such a tool. And now he’s developed into a steely criminal…well not mastermind; he’s too clearly a second in command to be the mastermind, but yet he seems like the only one who might survive the inevitable sh*t storm descending on Harlan. Full Story

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JLo would love Gangster Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 14:54:40 March 28, 2012 14:54:40
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I love Gangster Franco. I just wish Gangster Franco had happened before JLo decided to get with her backup dancer. Then again, James Franco actually has a career of his own. That would probably turn her off. Gangster Franco’s stylings however, well, as you can see, JLo’d be all over it.Needless to say, everyone’s pointing to Kevin Federline as the inspiration behind the Gangster Franco look. Full Story

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March 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 14:30:33 March 28, 2012 14:30:33

Congratulations to Meaghan J for winning the first of two Bioré prize packs.  Keep an eye out for another giveaway coming soon. Happy Birthday Melissa! By request, here are photos of Robert Pattinson “not looking like a hobo”. Why stand up when you can stand by? Are you a member of the Bystander Collective? Be passive. Full Story

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Please join Duana, Sarah, and me today at 3pm ET/Noon PT for the Weekly Liveblog with heavy focus on The Hunger Games during the first half including this item that everyone was talking about yesterday. You know, those people seemed awfully comfortable sharing those opinions on Twitter with their friends, most of them under their real names. Almost as though they never would have expected anyone to find anything wrong with what they were tweeting. Yes, of course, the Internet that makes us bold...but also about what’s been condoned and allowed. I’m just saying they don’t live on some commune that we can hold at arm’s length; they’re closer than you think.

How long will I be able to hold out before I have to talk about One Direction?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Gangster Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2012 21:15:17 March 27, 2012 21:15:17

I can’t find the snark and I won’t try and I won’t lie: I am obsessed with Gangster Franco. Like, I think I might love him. Gangster Franco > Casper SmartRIGHT????????This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to be Selena Gomez. No, I’m not sure what James Franco is doing in a movie (Spring Breakers) starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens that, so far at least, has them running around in bikinis the whole time. Full Story

Holy Lamb Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2012 20:02:24 March 27, 2012 20:02:24
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Today is the day that my Angelic Soul Mate was born! Time to celebrate! Time to get festive! I LOOOOVE YOU @MariahCarey KKLB - Nick Cannon’s Twitter, but his words pretty much represent the feeling across the Lambily. Full Story