Tom Cruise’s 50th Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:25:38 July 3, 2012 15:25:38

And his now-estranged wife, Katie Holmes, dropped a divorce on his ass. You know I love a good conspiracy theory but the consensus really is the truth this time - he was not expecting it, it was not planned, there was no contract that terminated; 100% he was surprised, and, yes, hurt too. Tom Cruise has always been much more successful than John Travolta at. Full Story

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July 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:13:22 July 3, 2012 15:13:22

For poor Leila and Paula - so sorry to hear about the pups. Re: your request for some Marcus - how about a video? Marcus and Barney went to the beach last week with their daycare group. As you can see, oh no, it’s not annoying, not at all, to take two beagles to the beach with you. Gregg - who is filming the adventure - has a lot more patience than I normally do in this situation. Full Story

Monday, July 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada Day long weekend. But Tom Cruise will not let us rest. This is the story that will dominate for weeks. Johnny Depp should send him a thank you card. And if John Travolta wants to a feel up a masseuse, now would be a good time. But if this is the end of a planned contract, it’s not an exactly a clean out, you know? Xenu doesn’t like it when it gets messy. We’re just 4 days into this sh-t and already it’s super, super messy; the GMD is on his ass, Katie Holmes is being sold as pure courage, and, well, what does his ex-wife have to do with it? More, more, more on the way. And chills, chills, chills too.

Beyonce gave us some amazing Photo Assumption at the BET Awards last night. This is what happens when Kanye makes sit beside it at award shows. That’s coming up later too. And, yes, of course Iker y La Furia Roja.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 20:41:31 July 2, 2012 20:41:31

At first I thought this was Jessica Simpson’s car (Dlisted)

Back when Pam was a brunette...and had reasonably sized breasts. I know, right? (Too Fab)

What??? Did Blake Lively just call herself “flabby”??? (The Superficial)

Front Row Lea Michele with Cory Monteith in Paris (Just Jared)

Miranda Kerr never looks bad. Not even in disco. (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Bikini-off (Pop Sugar)

Who desperately wants to be Tom Cruise’s new girlfriend? (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Watts won’t make Diana tacky, right? Right??? (Socialite Life)

Is it mandatory to post bikini shots on Twitter on a long weekend? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Brad Pitt’s brother is starring in commercials now (I'm Not Obsessed)

Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 20:36:27 July 2, 2012 20:36:27
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Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. Sometimes Fernando Torres looks like he wears makeup. Full Story

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Mario is the future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 19:49:49 July 2, 2012 19:49:49
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If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off the pitch yesterday? And then come back out later, throw himself on the grass, and weep? I love him. Full Story

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Mila stroking Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:49:14 July 2, 2012 18:49:14

Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Beyonce & Kanye West’s girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:15:34 July 2, 2012 18:15:34
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Ok but how f-cking cute were Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at the BET Awards? (I actually watched a 2 minute news reel today narrated by a British newscaster who called it the “bet”, as in rhymes with “met”, awards. Jesus!)  B and J went head to head in the Video Of The Year category and Jamie Foxx alluded to it getting a little testy up in the private jet. Full Story

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Charlie Hunnam & ice cream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:00:04 July 2, 2012 18:00:04

So... I started writing about Scientology today and now my site was acting really funky. Coincidence or conspiracy? Anyway, if you were experiencing server glitches, am told we should be fine now. In the meantime, please enjoy these photos... Charlie Hunnam looked really hot yesterday on the set of Sons Of Anarchy on a cigarette and ice cream break with some friends. Full Story

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“I don’t know why I’m being so mean to you.” REALLY?

Duana Posted by Duana at July 2, 2012 17:52:53 July 2, 2012 17:52:53

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 2 recap I shouldn’t really have a problem with The Newsroom. I should just say, with the blasé disconnect of someone who doesn’t care that much, that the show is as trite as it wants to be important, that women who make stupid elementary mistakes in a medium like email that they would only have been using by-the-minute for at least 10 years are not adorable, and that the very elementary writing salvo, “Show, don’t tell” seems to have been forgotten entirely at Sorkin HQ, since Mac spends all her time screaming that Will’s not a dick (didn’t you think she wanted to say “dick”? Would HBO not allow this?) while he acts like one. Full Story