Kristen Stewart is neutered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 19:14:32 July 25, 2012 19:14:32

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Demi is not despondent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 17:18:57 July 25, 2012 17:18:57
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It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent Demi Moore have been circulating. Full Story

Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 16:40:38 July 25, 2012 16:40:38
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The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she was in her car. Full Story

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Jon Hamm’s bar moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:45:50 July 25, 2012 15:45:50
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No... they’re not all perfect. This is a reality that Twilight fans are trying to accept today. And for those of you devoted to Jon Hamm...well... It’s been a couple of weeks for you. And now there’s more. The Daily Full Story

Cucumber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:41:07 July 25, 2012 15:41:07

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other. Full Story

Twilight’s dark night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 14:41:43 July 25, 2012 14:41:43

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Shortly after it was confirmed that American Idol would become Must See Mimi TV yesterday, TMZ reported that Mimi was a “nightmare to work with” the last time she was on Idol as a mentor.  Read Full Intro

Future Simon & The Seven Kingdoms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 20:01:36 July 24, 2012 20:01:36
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OK, let me get this out the way first: (SCREAMING) - why don’t you watch Misfits??? How come you know more about the last 4 seasons of Dancing With The Sh-ts than you do about Superhoodie and his degenerate friends? I’m done. And have you heard? In my world it’s the equivalent of Harry Potter marrying Mariah Carey. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 19:10:08 July 24, 2012 19:10:08

Is anyone in this family a decent citizen??? (Dlisted)

HOLY.SH-T. Kate Gosselin has a totally different face. (The Superficial)

I really like Miley Cyrus as a blonde. I really hate her boots. (Too Fab)

Suri Cruise at the public airport! (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman on Natalie Portman: I’m so smart I’m Euro (Cele|bitchy)

Matthew McConaughey and his beautiful pregnant wife in a bandage dress that’s too big for her (Just Jared)

I’m quite enjoying Rihanna’s Diana Ross phase (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis must really believe he’s in love with her (Amy Grindhouse)

Minka Kelly looks really great in these jeans (Popoholic)

I don’t dislike what Carly Rae Jepsen is wearing. I just don’t think it’s right for her. (Go Fug Yourself)

On The Dark Knight Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 18:45:21 July 24, 2012 18:45:21

The following review is spoiler-heavy. Please click away if you haven’t seen the movie. It was a good movie. I don’t think it was a great movie. 7 out of 10. Sorry? And I don’t mean about the length although it was certainly too long for my taste, but the length wasn’t the problem. Full Story

JLo got Mimi for her birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 17:11:08 July 24, 2012 17:11:08
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Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

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