Smutty Tingles

September 9, 2011 10:00:41 Posted at September 9, 2011 10:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey


The Clooney and Pitt carpet photos will be posted tonight as soon as they’re available in addition to other carpet and pap shots from TIFF 2011. Please keep checking back for the latest. ALSO - photos and brief articles will be posted through the weekend so if you want to stay up to date on the festival, hit me up on Saturday and Sunday!

At first I thought Jenny McCarthy was Katie Price. Not a compliment. (The Superficial)

Goddamn Tom Brady. Why do you insist on murdering any lingering quiver I might have for you? (Dlisted)

Someone bends over for Iker. No, not me. (Kickette)

Thoughts on Elisha Cuthbert’s dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP all leathered up. I like it. (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman’s child gets arty early (Just Jared)

Really cute dress on Olivia Munn (Popoholic)

How the House of DeSh-t airbrushed the sh-t out of Beyonce (Celebuzz)

A mess. Both of them. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Also a mess. All of her. (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth’s travel journal and her night out

September 9, 2011 09:13:14 Posted at September 9, 2011 09:13:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was at Fashion’s Night Out in London Thursday night continuing to pimp Coach. She does look great with that purse across her shoulder. But the image I’ve attached as the first in the series - this is her face as I imagine it if ever we were to meet. You are beneath me, I can barely keep my eyes open. Full Story

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John Travolta is no longer spray-painting his head

September 9, 2011 08:46:47 Posted at September 9, 2011 08:46:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check him out on the set of Oliver Stone’s The Savages in California. As you can see, the head is shaved. No spray! Remember when he used to spray a shadow to make it look like he had more? Or the plugs? No plugs. No shadow spray. Just John. And good! Right? Much more attractive here than he’s been for years. Full Story

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George Clooney has a date

September 9, 2011 07:56:37 Posted at September 9, 2011 07:56:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve been reporting this week - click here for a refresher - George Clooney has been working out his campaign strategy, specifically when to start integrating Stacy Keibler into it. She did not join him at the Venice Film Festival, perhaps out of respect for the former Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. Full Story

Let me pull my shirt up

September 9, 2011 07:43:41 Posted at September 9, 2011 07:43:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with a know-it-all-email re: her activities, please save your wisdom for another time. Full Story

From The Sky Down

September 9, 2011 07:19:00 Posted at September 9, 2011 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll have to excuse the huge Canadian flag plastered all over this article. It’s just... there was a lot of swagger to go around last night at the opening of the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival as Bono and the Edge arrived to screen Davis Guggenheim’s From The Sky Down, a documentary about Achtung Baby, the album that brought the band back from the brink. Full Story

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September 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

September 9, 2011 06:55:26 Posted at September 9, 2011 06:55:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Ovarian Cancer Canada Walk of Hope is happening on Sunday, September 11 across Canada, the 10th anniversary. Natasha lost her mother 10 years ago this weekend. And in that time, the grim statistics for Ovarian Cancer have not changed. Over 2600 Canadian women are diagnosed every year; and every year 1750 women die of this disease. Full Story

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