Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 19:08:21 March 20, 2012 19:08:21

Lindsay Lohan f-cked a porn star. I thought I knew that already. Did I know that already? It seems like the kind of thing I would totally already know. (The Superficial)

EDWARD HATES VIVIAN????!!!! (Dlisted)

For Jessica Simpson, pregnancy and farting are the same thing (Celeb|itchy)

Jacek thinks Eva Amurri is really hot. I agree. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss reminisces about Johnny Depp (Pop Sugar)

Couldn’t Sofia Coppola come up with a better title than “Bling Ring”? Or is that supposed to be ironic? (Just Jared)

I can’t decide if Shannon Elizabeth is still hot but she does still dress for sh-t (Popoholic)

I’m embarrassed for the new Twilight trailer if it plays anywhere near The Hunger Games (Towleroad)

Not going to lie: I really like Justin Bieber’s answer to the “you look like a lesbian” question (Amy Grindhouse)

Tyra vs Vanessa Hudgens - GO! (Go Fug Yourself)

The Hunger Games movie review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 18:08:58 March 20, 2012 18:08:58
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This post will be spoiler heavy. If you would like to avoid spoilers, click away now, but promise you’ll come back after you’ve seen the movie. ............................................................................................................................................................. Full Story

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Issues. Naked.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 20, 2012 17:55:38 March 20, 2012 17:55:38
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 10 Can you predict who's going to wind up where, long before they get there?  There are lots of jokes about stripper names, and though it's one of those things that's a cliche because it's true, I don't think so many careers are as cut and dried.  At least, not on the surface. Full Story

Keanu in Hong Kong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 16:35:24 March 20, 2012 16:35:24
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Where his abilities are much more appreciated than they are in English speaking parts of the world. Here’s Keanu being honoured at the FilmAID Power Of Film Gala in Hong Kong last night. In Hong Kong it doesn’t matter that he can’t sneeze convincingly. It matters more that he can play the martial arts. Full Story

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Joan Watson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 15:22:02 March 20, 2012 15:22:02
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This is Lucy Liu on the New York set of Elementary yesterday, a new Sherlock Holmes pilot for CBS. Liu is “Joan Watson”, the sober companion to Jonny Lee Miller’s Holmes who’s just come out of rehab. Needless to say, the purists are punching themselves in the face out of frustration. Look, I’m ok with Watson being a girl, and an Asian one too. Full Story

Please Help Me Understand

Duana Posted by Duana at March 20, 2012 14:59:39 March 20, 2012 14:59:39
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Smash Season 1 Episode 7  I need help. All of you are smart, and have big brains. Can you help me to figure this out? Nobody who writes music professionally is stupid. I mean, I'm sure there are some, but there are too many people trying hard to make it, so I have to believe most of the people at the top are doing the kind of work most can only dream of. Full Story

Harvey Weinstein checks the MPAA

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 20, 2012 14:27:53 March 20, 2012 14:27:53

In chess there is an old gambit known as the Bishop’s Opening. The general rule of thumb in chess is “knights over bishops”, which is what makes the Bishop’s Opening so effective. Players are trained to establish their knights first and develop from there, but the Bishop’s Opening establishes the bishop, which is terribly distracting. Full Story

Jessica Alba vs GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 14:07:57 March 20, 2012 14:07:57
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Oh look. Another celebrity is about to become an author. Because we need MORE books, right? Ask Fran Lebowitz:“There are too many books, the books are terrible, and it’s because you have been taught to have self-esteem.”   God that is such a great quote. And note too - it is NOT a typo. There are too many books and too much self-esteem. Full Story

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Monday, March 19, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I was in LA again this weekend for a junket. On Saturday I waited for the elevator at lobby level with Sean Bean looking handsome in a black suit. Ned Stark is thicker around the middle than I expected but that sex appeal, you can’t ignore it. Still, I have to say I was more obnoxious nerd than horny fan on this occasion and had to struggle with myself not to hiss “When you play the game of thrones you win, or you die” in his face. But when I posted about him on Twitter, over 90% of respondents referenced Lord Of The Rings. Oh yeah. He was in that.

See?

As previously mentioned, I was just never into LOTR. As such, it’s never my first association.

Game Of Thrones on the other hand...

We’re inside two weeks now to the second season premiere. War Is Coming...soon. And, on the special, some new exclusive Game Of Thrones related photos to make your Monday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beach, bikini, breasts, no bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 20:29:50 March 19, 2012 20:29:50
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8 months after the birth of Bingham, Kate Hudson is on the beach in Mexico looking like she never had a baby, or two. That is a cuuuute bikini, non? And her breast enhancement was really rather modest. Like, barely noticeable, and only, only, only to piece of sh-t gossip whores who study these things for a living, and even then only when you have the before pictures shoved right up in your face. Full Story

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Better in chairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 19:34:42 March 19, 2012 19:34:42
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I know you know what I mean. I know I don’t have to explain.Here are Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, and Alexander Ludwig (he plays Cato) on The Marilyn Denis show in Toronto this morning to promote The Hunger Games, obviously. Hutcherson and Hemsworth were paired - and seated - during the junket, and have been, for the most part, assigned on press together. Full Story

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