Girls, Season 2 Episode 1 recap

Duana Posted by Duana at January 15, 2013 16:05:32 January 15, 2013 16:05:32
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Girls Season 2 Episode 1 Welcome back, y’all. Season 2 of this little show nobody’s heard about that hasn’t been talked about at all. But I think it’s important, as much as possible, to discuss the show separately from the entire cottage industry of media that has sprung up around it. Full Story

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January 15, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 15:11:39 January 15, 2013 15:11:39

Amber G! Happy 31st Birthday from Erin who can’t wait to tour the country with you in April and Congratulations on finishing your big grant proposal today! Also, she wants you to know that somehow the Oscars will happen, no matter the distance. And for Verena of GossipCon -- Happy Birthday from the ladies and the man of the group! Full Story

Monday, January 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Ben Affleck, Puffy-Diddy, and Bradley Cooper all dated Jennifer Lopez. They were all at the Golden Globes last night. As was the waiter-bear she picked up along the way. Is that a new record? I feel like Taylor Swift could beat that one day.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:29:57 January 14, 2013 23:29:57

That’s it for our Golden Globe wrap-up...9,500 words later! THANK YOU for your emails. Keep sending them! Tomorrow it’s back to normal scheduling. We’ll get caught up on the stories that were put on hold -- like Justin Timberlake who so desperately wants you to hear him. Also...Britney.

For now, we need to crash. I need to rest for my Mimi. OMG. Two more sleeps until Mimi’s American Idol!

Bradley Cooper says he’s not dating Jennifer Lawrence. Who said they were??? (Dlisted)

I don’t know what’s worse: Rachel Zoe’s foundation or Nicole Richie’s eye shadow (Too Fab)

Oh look. Alexander Skarsgard is freeballing like Jon Hamm (The Superficial)

Oh no. Nina Dobrev’s in “sea foam” too (Just Jared)

There is no shame in going one size up for Christ’s sake. No shame at all! (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore stays far away from the Globes (Pop Sugar)

When Josh Brolin lost his virginity (Cele|bitchy)

Eddie Redmayne and Robert Pattinson hung out at the bar at the Globes (Socialite Life)

Maybe we’re taking the term “Fashion Mom” a little too seriously, Alba (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What kind of a self-respecting badass takes this loser home to his parents? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:25:16 January 14, 2013 23:25:16
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Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 23:18:04 January 14, 2013 23:18:04
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I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or I say she’s doing some interesting stuff on House Of Lies -- which by last night’s indication is being watched by only the Hollywood Foreign Press – and people counter with films like When In Rome and twee talk show appearances on Ellen. Full Story

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Best Dressed (Lainey Edition): Lucy Liu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:12:29 January 14, 2013 23:12:29
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Come on. You knew it. Duana rolled her eyes as soon as she saw the braid. And the print. For all the slinky mermaids and the red taffetas and the strapless sparkles and the goddamn lace, Lucy Liu’s Carolina Herrera was an exception. No one else was working this shape with this much structure. Full Story

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Best Dressed (Duana edition): Julianna Marguelies

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 23:06:52 January 14, 2013 23:06:52
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Here is the unfortunate truth about the Globes, when you are a TV person. You get thrown a bone maybe, if you win, but the camera is not going to keep coming back to you over and over. There are sixteen reasons to cut to the producers of Argo, but for TV, once your category is done, you will not be seen again. Full Story

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Best Globes Wife: Jennifer Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:01:15 January 14, 2013 23:01:15
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You know why. Because she cleaned up his mess. This is what she does. He forgets to thank George Clooney and Grant Heslov and he tells her to get up there and fix it for him. She’s been fixing it for him for almost 10 years now. Ben Affleck, the award winning director, was fixed by Jennifer Garner. Full Story

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Best Globes (Dance) Couple: Sofia Vergara & Ben Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 22:51:28 January 14, 2013 22:51:28
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What? I’m just saying, they looked like they were having a lot of fun together on the red carpet. There are so many reasons to love Sofia Vergara a lot. This boring dress is not one of those reasons, but whatever. My point is she makes me smile. I look at her and I smile. I listen to her and I smile. Full Story

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