Smutty Tingles

September 8, 2011 11:16:52 Posted at September 8, 2011 11:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the first time in my life, I want to be Kathy Griffin (Dlisted)

Can you hear Hugh Grant? “Oh my! Those are the most enormous panties I’ve ever seen!” (The Superficial)

Karl Lagerfeld hates fat legs but doesn’t mind sexual predators (Cele|bitchy

Chris Colfer... drunk queen? (Towleroad)

Please. This is the best pose EVER (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s been a year since she and Michael Sheen started dating in Toronto. But she’s in London. (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie hooks up with another do-gooder and meets with Ridley Scott (Just Jared)

Princess Kate...bakes! (Wonderwall)

Just me or do Dolly’s tits look...smaller??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson get cute in the kitchen (Pink Is The New Blog)

You are so beautiful

September 8, 2011 09:51:25 Posted at September 8, 2011 09:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marion Cotillard made her first red carpet appearance last night since the birth of son Marcel in New York for the premiere of Contagion. Have you ever seen a more exquisite face? Jesus. Her face makes me want to make corny statements. Like: I know that happiness exists when I look at her. If ever there was a doubt that there is beauty in our world. Full Story

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TIFF 2011: Sasha’s Watch List

September 8, 2011 09:27:34 Posted at September 8, 2011 09:27:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Starting today some serious star wattage will be hitting the streets of T-dot. My peepers will be wide open for the flyest gear, but before it starts rolling out let’s get our s-TIFF-ies for who’s coming to town. Full Story

Another Lohan, just a matter of time

September 8, 2011 08:26:19 Posted at September 8, 2011 08:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when those plastic surgery websites pull up photos from when a celebrity was 18 or whatever comparing to how they look now at 35 and accuse them of getting a new chin, or something. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris: it was a romantic night

September 8, 2011 07:41:04 Posted at September 8, 2011 07:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coach hosted a party last night in honour of the brand’s new spokesperson Gwyneth Paltrow. She wore an orange dress and clashed it with red shoes. I normally hate red shoes. But I love red shoes when paired with an orange dress. I might have to rip this off. Gwyneth was joined inside her event by Mario Testino, all kinds of Euro elite, and some royalty too. Full Story

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Award season opener: TIFF 2011

September 8, 2011 07:11:57 Posted at September 8, 2011 07:11:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah For all you people bitching that 2011 is a sh*t year in film, take a look at some of the directors represented at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival: Cronenberg, Besson, Polley, Meirelles, Moretti, Payne, Fresnadillo, the Dardenne brothers, von Trier, Hallestrom, Almodovar, Coppola, Winterbottom, Pawlikowski. Full Story

Festival hopping with Magnum

September 8, 2011 06:51:44 Posted at September 8, 2011 06:51:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben in the 70s

September 8, 2011 06:36:56 Posted at September 8, 2011 06:36:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coach Taylor is, unfortunately, not pictured here. But this is director Ben Affleck on the set of Argo yesterday in LA. He stars in the film as well which also features Alan Arkin, Bryan Cranston, John Goodman, and, yes, Kyle Chandler. It’s 1979. There’s a covert CIA rescue operation. (Is “covert” redundant when applied to the CIA?) Affleck is “Tony Mendez” who is in charge of the mission. Full Story

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September 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

September 8, 2011 06:21:00 Posted at September 8, 2011 06:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Laurel who lives on Moorea, French Polynesia from your friend Diana who made the request on time but I unfortunately missed it... Happy Belated Birthday!!! Heard you’re now hardcore for Mad Men? Who is Don Draper? Here’s something to start making up for being late on your shout. Also, see attached. Full Story

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s good to be back in Charming. And terrifying. Which...I mean that’s the brilliance of the show, right? I struggle with that all the time about Sons of Anarchy. How can you have such affection for these characters when their decisions, what they do, is so undeniably revolting??? Come on now.  Read Full Intro