Met Gala TV Girl: Kristen Bell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:36:35 May 8, 2012 12:36:35
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Sometimes...it’ll just never be your league, you know? And that has nothing to do with what you think I think of her. There were several TV girls present last night. All of them were TV girly by Gwyneth Paltrow’s definition. Dianna Agron, totally. Lea Michele, 100%. But Kristen Bell was TV girliest of them all. Full Story

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Met Change: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:31:40 May 8, 2012 12:31:40
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Renee Zellweger and Carolina Herrera are like... I mean it’s a longstanding style collaboration. And, frankly, as I’ve noted before, it was getting kinda stale. So this, this is a very pleasant surprise. Here’s Renee with Peter Dundas, artistic director at Emilio Pucci. With Renee, an open bony back is a must. Full Story

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Met Best Costume: Florence Welch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:24:26 May 8, 2012 12:24:26
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You want a costume?THIS is a costume. THIS is art. It’s exquisite. It’s a statement. It’s requires a specific wearer. And you can’t wear it anywhere else. You can’t even find it anywhere else. Unlike what we just saw with Michael Kors and Alba and Swank, Florence Welch in McQueen by Sarah Burton is what you’ll remember. Full Story

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Met Gala Kors: Alba & Swank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:16:08 May 8, 2012 12:16:08
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Michael Kors dressed a lot of people last night including Jessica Alba and Hilary Swank. I mean, there’s nothing technically wrong with this, or any of his other guests, with one major exception, but it’s really not all that exciting either, is it? Is this Met Gala worthy? There’s Alba’s one shoulder burnt gold that’s forgettable at best and Swank’s in unremarkable red with a high collar that you know you’ve seen before just in a different colour and maybe with a small variation in detail. Full Story

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The Met Gala 2012 Wrap-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:09:02 May 8, 2012 12:09:02
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Anna Wintour presides over this event. Its official name is the Costume Institute Gala. So, as I say every year, this is NOT the Academy. There is no constituency here from Palm Springs to fellate. The people you want to blow are the precious fashion bitches. In other words, the style assessment has a slightly different standard. Full Story

May 8, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:02:44 May 8, 2012 12:02:44

Global Poverty Project’s Live Below The Line campaign runs this week through May 11th. Participants have committed to eat and drink on $1.50 for at least one entire day during the May 7th - May 11th 2012 challenge week in order to shed light on the 1.4 BILLION people who live in extreme poverty every day. Full Story

Monday, May 7, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The Met Gala is tonight - it’s the dress porniest event of the year! As always, we’ll go hard on the recap tomorrow. Judging from the arrivals I’ve seen so far over the last couple of days in New York, it’s looking like another good one.  Read Full Intro

Clench up, Legolas!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 20:26:57 May 7, 2012 20:26:57
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The first time I saw The Avengers, I nearly lost my f-cking mind over this line. There are so many lines. We could totally geek out for an hour on a liveblog just throwing lines back at each other. But this is why I love Tony Stark. Because he’s the greatest. “Shakespeare in the park” is another favourite. Full Story

Linda gets her money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 20:09:58 May 7, 2012 20:09:58
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Linda Evangelista has reached a settlement with her baby father Francois Henri-Pinault which apparently came as a surprise to the media waiting outside the courthouse today. Right now, as it just happened an hour ago, the terms of the deal have not been disclosed but...Linda was supposed to testify today. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 19:09:05 May 7, 2012 19:09:05

Mark Wahlberg is over shirts (Dlisted)

How do you go on rides without a bra? (The Superficial)

It’s so hard for Jennifer Lopez she has to retreat to her bathtub (Just Jared)

Maria Menounos tries to be Baby (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney celebrates Cinco de Mayo with her abs (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce doesn’t want the B.I.C. to be, ahem, superficial (Cele|bitchy)

More dumbass racist Hunger Games fans (Socialite Life)

Amanda Bynes needs to start borrowing excuses from Lindsay Lohan (Celebedge)

Victoria’s Secret models in bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What not to wear according to Kanye West (I'm Not Obsessed)

Drizzy & TyTy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 18:19:36 May 7, 2012 18:19:36
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Um...how much do I love this?Sasha and I spent a few minutes perving over it on our call this morning.Tyra Banks and Drake were spotted together at Disneyland this weekend. Someone iPhoned them. Are they doing it? Oh I hope so. Click here to see the photos. Full Story