Single Katie’s thick shiny hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 19:15:31 October 12, 2012 19:15:31
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Katie Holmes attended a photo call today for Dead Accounts, the upcoming show on Broadway. Also - Judy Greer! Look at all that long, thick, shiny hair. God she is pretty. And totally unchanged. There’s no evidence of any time on her face. She looks exactly the same as when Dawson’s Creek ended. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 19:00:17 October 12, 2012 19:00:17

Sasha finds patterned jeans and self-tanner in LifeStyle

Elizabeth Taylor’s drama = the best drama (Dlisted)

Kate Upton obviously doesn’t wear bikini tops that fit her properly (The Superficial)

So this is what Justin Bieber was punking us for? (Just Jared)

There was a Whitney Houston tribute last night and I’m staying where she died (Too Fab)

Keira Knightley looks so young! (Pop Sugar)

Jon Hamm doesn’t want to marry Jennifer Westfeldt (Cele|bitchy)

Paulina Gretzky was at the same party as Lindsay Lohan and Anna Kendrick. Anna Kendrick, what are you doing? (Hollywood Tuna)

Fidelity in this case is a secondary issue, don’t you think? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion are related? (Celebedge)

What Rose McGowan wore to see Madonna (Go Fug Yourself)

Granny’s green riding pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 18:17:44 October 12, 2012 18:17:44
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Nicole Kidman was photographed today on horseback in Monaco in costume as Princess Grace. It’s a perfectly styled outfit, isn’t it? I mean, rich people already look rich when they’re on top of a horse. But this, this is an extra level of uppity elegance. I can almost smell the money coming off the photos. Full Story

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Liars and their denials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 16:31:53 October 12, 2012 16:31:53
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Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina doesn’t use cocaine, and yes she gave her $40K to pay off her debts because Michael doesn’t pay child support. Full Story

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Celebrity Strategery: f-cking with your fans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 15:47:56 October 12, 2012 15:47:56
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So about this potential Justin Bieber scandal with the stolen laptop and the threat of a bombshell release -- Gawker posits that it’s a publicity stunt, and I’m always on board for a famewhore theory so, assuming that it does end up being a hoax to elicit maximum coverage for a new video or whatever, the question is whether or not it’s a good move. Full Story

Elena Drank

Duana Posted by Duana at October 12, 2012 15:38:58 October 12, 2012 15:38:58
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Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 1 recap One of my favourite things that is going on on Twitter these days is the TV tweeting by Retta. You know, Donna on Parks & Recreation? Her tweets about Season 4 Buffy were endearing and hilarious, especially since you know what’s coming. Last night, though, she was livetweeting about this episode of  Vampire Diaries – and it was all just like  “Aw, no, and he loved her!” This show moves so fast that all you can really come up with for reactions in the moment are ‘”aw, no!” Did you miss it? Did you worry? Were you like me, thinking there was going to be a bait-and-switch and those who were dead wouldn’t be? I thought about refreshing myself and everyone else about who had and had not been killed, but when it all reverses again in moments, what’s the real benefit? This show is so delicious we’ll go back to the scene-by-scene thing next week because there’s too much to miss otherwise, and because Damon’s one-liners deserve a second airing. Full Story

The Fresh GOOP and Cammie D

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 15:02:00 October 12, 2012 15:02:00
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Gwyneth Paltrow and her best friend Cameron Diaz shot a low quality video in a dressing room for Chelsea Handler. No, I’m not into Chelsea Handler. But I can’t sh-t on this. It’s funny! It’s girls hanging out being girls! It might be the only thing we have in common with G and Cammie D - that when they’re together, they do stupid, silly sh-t and it’s fun. Full Story

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My Obsession got a hair cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 14:19:55 October 12, 2012 14:19:55
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At least it looks that way to me. And it seems darker too. Better. Here are My Obsession, Sam and Aaron, the Taylor-Johnsons, leaving the Chanel party last night in London. When he was in Toronto for TIFF and to shoot Kick-Ass 2, Aaron’s hair was longer and lighter at the ends. It was the second evening in a row that the Taylor-Johnsons were out. Full Story

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October 12, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 14:10:01 October 12, 2012 14:10:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! To Haley from Kim -- how many years has it been? It was SO great to finally meet you at the Faculty of Celebrity Studies event in Calgary this summer. Next time, bring ma ok? I will find you a sitter for the dog! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE AT THE SAME VEGAS PARTY AS HARRY?!? And that was the second time you’ve crossed party paths? We have a lot of work to do, H. Full Story

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

How about Connie Britton? Duana will be recapping Nashville later (you watched, right???) so, as usual, I’ll just focus on the superficial. Wasn’t it refreshing to see a real face on television? And a sometimes badly lit one? Connie Britton is 45. She’s not afraid of not looking 25. There were lines. There was evidence of moisture and elasticity loss. And it was SO beautiful. It also felt like a discovery. We’ve actually now reached a point where seeing an actress who hasn’t jacked up her face seems like a new invention.

Am heading for LA on assignment for etalk later this morning. Several articles have been pre-written and will roll out when I’m in flight and if anything breaks, I’ll cover it when I land.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2012 20:20:10 October 11, 2012 20:20:10

Sasha finds red booties and peplums in Lifestyle

If Leona Lewis was being a bitch here, we might all have to love her (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber and Hulk Hogan have something in common? (The Superficial)

Caleigh says that this is Britney’s best weave in maybe forever (Too Fab)

Naomi and Liev go bike riding with their boys (Pop Sugar)

I actually like this Taylor Swift interview (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is allowed to have friends that are boys now (Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus in a Leopard print jacket (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan’s mom might lose her house but she still flies private (IDLYITW)

Sofia Vergara is just as hot when she’s fake pregnant (Popoholic)

Christina Hendricks’s glove bag (Go Fug Yourself)