Model Mom and her cash money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 19:15:58 May 3, 2012 19:15:58

Click here for a refresher on Linda Evangelista vs Salma Hayek’s baby father. Evangelista and Francois Henri-Pinault are in court today in New York throwing down over how much cash money he owes their son Augustin. Pinault is apparently testifying today re: his finances and his lifestyle. Full Story

Just...don’t paint your face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 18:57:17 May 3, 2012 18:57:17
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Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’s a moron. But what’s more alarming is how this was approved. Full Story

This Gross needs the Gossip Genie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 17:56:29 May 3, 2012 17:56:29
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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross. Full Story

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JLo’s “lead choreographer”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 16:40:13 May 3, 2012 16:40:13
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Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his mouth off telling people that he is the head dance director on JLo’s stage. Full Story

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Twilight is over in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 15:33:45 May 3, 2012 15:33:45
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That’s the end of Twilight in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson completed work on reshoots for Twilight 5 yesterday in Vancouver. They left right away, early this morning, practically on the first flight, like they couldn’t wait to bail out of Canada. Things have indeed always been kinda bullsh-t for them here with Twi-Hards stalking the hotels and swarming the restaurants. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s flying blazer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 15:06:15 May 3, 2012 15:06:15
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Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at LAX from London yesterday in maybe my favourite outfit of the week. And that’s a 10 hr flight! But it’s this blazer. And the perfect wash and fit of her jeans. And how effortless it is for her, at 5 ft 10, to stroll off a plane looking, you know, like she hasn’t really thought about it and, of course, totally perfect. Full Story

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May 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 14:41:39 May 3, 2012 14:41:39

To Craig from your wife Nikki because you changed your entire schedule so that she could fly to Iowa and then made the upgrade happen AND looked after the boys. Here are your girls Minka Kelly, Tina Fey, and Marion Cotillard. Also - get well soon Granny! Good Luck AJ! I am hoping HARD that you get the nursing placement you’ve requested. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

My ma is still recovering. She’s making great progress learning how to walk again but obviously the mobility isn’t what it used to be. So she can’t hit the casino every day. Maybe just two or three times a week. In between days are for resting.  Read Full Intro

Beckham Birthday Meals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 22:08:47 May 2, 2012 22:08:47

Remember Victoria Beckham’s birthday a couple of weeks ago and she tweeted a photo of her birthday “cake” which was actually a birthday fruit platter because, obviously? Today is David Beckham’s birthday and he just posted a few pictures on his Facebook including a shot of his birthday breakfast and. Full Story

Upstaged by grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 21:43:44 May 2, 2012 21:43:44
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Scarlett Johansson received her star on the Walk Of Fame today. The guest of honour: her grandmother Dorothy Sloan. Dorothy Sloan knows. Clearly. And look at the steezy patterned trim along the edge of her v-neck. Badass, right? Dorothy was certainly the brightest star, and certainly one you can’t outshine, but Scarlett, Scarlett did good today too. Full Story

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Liam shops for the dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 20:17:50 May 2, 2012 20:17:50
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Last week Sasha and I were going back and forth over email about Harry Styles. She’s not into his teen acne. I told her it’s not like I wanted to do more than giggle with it or anything. Which then led to a discussion about our (imaginary) gay math violations. Hers is pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler who actually might actually meet gay math guidelines, Sash, I think you’re in the clear. Full Story

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