Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 18:03:45 May 1, 2012 18:03:45

Maxwell Drew - can you believe In Touch Weekly was actually right? My favourite comment about the name so far comes from Duana. All she texted to me in response to the announcement was “No Showmanship”. Duana’s full name analysis is coming tomorrow. And we’ll look into the naming pool results too.  

Lindsay Lohan lies about something she’s been doing for years. This time it’s not cocaine. (The Superficial)

Um, this is WAY better than that Twi-Hard loser (is that redundant?) who cries through all the trailers (Dlisted)

If Cameron Diaz is into chivalry why does she keep dating pricks? (Celeb|itchy)

Well…that’s one way to wear a white blazer (Hollywood Tuna)

I love it when “Weight Hate” and “Muffin Tops” make the same cover (Pop Sugar)

I want Zoe Saldana’s spectacles (Just Jared)

Miley walks her puppy (Popoholic)

Where Liz Taylor and Lucille Ball used to go in Chicago (The Travel Presse)

Scarjo isn’t interested in Marilyn Monroe…unlike everyone else this year (Amy Grindhouse)

Ginnifer Goodwin pose-harding (Go Fug Yourself)

REJOICE...I guess

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 17:56:25 May 1, 2012 17:56:25
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Smash Season 1 Episode 13 recapREJOICE…I guess… ....for Ellis has been deemed irrelevant. No, really. That was what I got out of this episode. Now that Ivy is capable of doing her own snooping (and of course, she always was) can we get this irritating sycophant off the screen or have him do something interesting? I feel like that was just one of the corrections that was sent down from on high and then just. Full Story

Mousey Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 16:51:35 May 1, 2012 16:51:35
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Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. Full Story

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Adventurous Women

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 16:37:53 May 1, 2012 16:37:53
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Girls Season 1 Episode 3 recap(Girls has just been picked up for a second season.)We need a 2 minute “previously on Girls”?  There's only been 60 minutes of Girls so far, total. So how are you feeling about these people?  These young women?  I have to admit that the show is getting better at being more cohesive; I have a better picture of what these girls' lives look like (the mentioned-and-dropped rent was the part that got me), and slightly more interest in who Hannah will be . Full Story

The return of the Bartlet Administration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 16:10:49 May 1, 2012 16:10:49
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CJ!God I loved CJ. God I loved this show. Please tell me you watched The West Wing. I have the DVD box set. It comes in a briefcase. And when the theme music comes on, I still get goose pimples and feel like crying. “’Crime. Boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass.” For several years, working in the Bartlet Administration was my dream job. Full Story

Porny’s May Day Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 15:48:12 May 1, 2012 15:48:12
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TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now. Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool Full Story

JGL, Julianne, and The Dark Knight Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 15:31:44 May 1, 2012 15:31:44
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julianne Moore went for a walk in New York yesterday. Apparently he’s directing her in a new movie. Scarlett Johansson will also star. JGL worked on the script, a romantic comedy about a player who is trying to commit:"I wrote myself a helluva role, one that people wouldn’t (have) necessarily thought of me for. Full Story

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But Many Things Do Change

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 14:56:50 May 1, 2012 14:56:50
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 7 recapThe thing about the saying “unhappy families are unhappy in their own way” is that there's no end to the permutations therein. Which, if you're into this kind of thing, and I am, means they're endlessly fascinating. This episode had so many small, perfect moments of people being good to each other that it's almost shocking to see how depressed everyone was by episode's end. Full Story

Slumming on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 14:24:46 May 1, 2012 14:24:46
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Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don't actually think she'd go on the road without him, do you? Please. Full Story

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Monday, April 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

When did the White House Correspondents’ Dinner become the Golden Globe Awards? President Obama should host the Golden Globe Awards. After all, Ricky Gervais really wasn’t very good this year. Why didn’t I put it together sooner that Cameron from Modern Family is Marcus Bachmann? That was Jimmy Kimmel’s joke, yes, but still, the President, super chill and charismatic, it was like he was reminding the other president, George Clooney, that this is his game.  Read Full Intro

Mimi's Anniversary in Austria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 21:16:41 April 30, 2012 21:16:41
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Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about a party she was supposed to attend where her car pulled up and the mob wasn't thick enough to satisfy her so she made the driver circle for several minutes until they were able to gather the right amount of gawkers to satisfy her. Full Story

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