Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 20:06:44 July 11, 2012 20:06:44

Sasha isn’t into having sh-t on her feet. I agree. In LifeStyle

Imagine if Sofia Vergara got engaged 8 years ago... to Tom Cruise? (Dlisted)

Britney’s not bad at repeating the lines from her earpiece (Too Fab)

Stop looking. I’ve found your bikini. (The Superficial)

Marion Cotillard’s face is... too much so perfect (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba in a bikini. Is it organic baby hemp? (Hollywood Tuna)

Well, sh-t. Who ISN’T in a bikini??? (Pop Sugar)

Is Angelina mad at Brad Pitt’s ma for sounding homophobic and racist? (Cele|bitchy)

Channing Tatum looks good in these pants (Hollywood PQ)

In keeping with the bikini overkill, I like this one that Geri’s wearing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The wedding we ALL want to be invited to (Towleroad)

A movie anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 19:07:01 July 11, 2012 19:07:01
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Fame/Flynet

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski were married on July 10, 2010 in Italy. They pre-weddinged at Villa Clooney! On their second anniversary, Emily and John celebrated at the movies with The Amazing Spider-Man. God she looks cute in glasses, doesn’t she? As Sarah mentioned in the previous Comic-Con article, Emily is expected to be in San Diego with Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Looper. Full Story

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Saving Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 17:21:43 July 11, 2012 17:21:43
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There’s our GMD on the set of Oblivion yesterday, ever the movie star even in crisis. Especially in crisis. Tom Cruise, Movie Star, must save Tom Cruise, Scientologist now. While there have been no discussions, formal or informal, just yet, the question has been asked...casually. Jack Reacher in December - should it be pushed back? It’s too soon to say, obviously. Full Story

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Will & Kate: the honeymoon...a year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 16:15:13 July 11, 2012 16:15:13

This is the front page of Woman’s Day magazine featuring never before seen photos of Prince William and his Catherine on their honeymoon last year in the Seychelles. They were taken 15 months ago and only just published now... And word is the royal family is freaking out. Full Story

The Popular Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 15:40:59 July 11, 2012 15:40:59
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Exclusive Two months ago Katie Holmes was a dead-eyed joke. Do not pretend you don’t remember it. But it’s getting harder and harder to remember it, isn’t it? In two weeks Katie Holmes has gone from robot to independent asskicker. It’s an extraordinary image overhaul, similar perhaps to Angelina Jolie’s. Full Story

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Katie & Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 15:19:19 July 11, 2012 15:19:19

As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided the Nicole angle, Us is bringing Kidman into the conversation. Full Story

The Prince William of hip-hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 14:25:58 July 11, 2012 14:25:58
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Stephen Lovekin/Rob Kim/Getty

Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, a smooth operating rapper? Please. Full Story

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Rumor Est Immortalis

Gossip Is Immortal, especially when it’s in Latin.

You’ll note, if you’re reading in Canada, today’s blog is sponsored by vitaminwater zero. Have you seen my bottles?!?! I wrote the labels for go-go, resilient-c, and xoxox - attached! Part of this collaboration includes a travelling series for the Faculty of Celebrity Studies (more on this below). Also, twice a month I’ll be posting a series of how-to articles - click here for the first on wedding etiquette because I still don’t understand why people have trouble with the “guest or no guest” procedure and how the white dress question is still coming up! We’ll be doing this on video too. If you need my opinion on anything email [email protected] or tweet your question with #asklainey. Click here for details. My on-camera responses will be posted to the vitaminwater tumblr and YouTube page every month.

Every proper school has a proper school crest, right? Even a Gossip School should have a proper school crest. So we made one. You like it?

Rumor Est Immortalis!

Heads up Halifax, Ottawa, and Calgary! The Faculty of Celebrity Studies is travelling and hitting you up first. Dates and times are as follows:

Halifax - Monday, July 30 from 6pm to 9pm

Ottawa - Tuesday, July 31 from 6pm to 9pm

Calgary - Thursday, August 2 from 6pm to 9pm

Location information to follow.

Discussion topics include Tom, Katie, Scientology, Blind Riddles, the one we trusted who, as it turns out, can’t actually be trusted, and more. Students will be graded on participation and preparation. A basic understanding of smut principles and theory is recommended.

You coming?

Enrollment is extremely limited. I’m giving away 10 pairs of admission passes in each city. If you are interested, please email [email protected] with the NAME OF YOUR CITY as the subject. Cut-off (pencils down) is this Friday.  We'll confirm enrollment with those drawn on Monday.  See you there!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

James or Mark?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2012 21:00:38 July 10, 2012 21:00:38
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Thank you for your messages today in reference to the Mark Ruffalo article. I’m so happy we agree. Mark Ruffalo replaces Johnny Depp on the Lifetime for real. But can James McAvoy join him there? There’s a lot to love in James McAvoy. He’s talented, of course. Full Story

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Roberto Cavalli carries his own bags?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2012 20:19:21 July 10, 2012 20:19:21
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Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying his own (plastic) bags? Please. Full Story

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