“Even Torturing You is Boring”

Duana Posted by Duana at April 30, 2012 14:41:28 April 30, 2012 14:41:28

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5We never skip the credits in my house, ever.  What I love most is that initial minor-to-major key change at the beginning.  Makes me so happy.  So, King's Landing, Pyke, Winterfell, The Wall (which I mostly just want to call "Sam" ), and Qarth.As utterly ridiculous as it may seem, we are halfway through the season of Game Of Thrones and so it seems time to take stock of where we are, who's dead, and who has a prayer of making it to the end of the season. Full Story

George and all his friends without Stacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 14:05:16 April 30, 2012 14:05:16
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But how much do you love Sofia Vergara? WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "http://www.whosay.com/sofiavergara", clientName: "Sofia Vergara", vanityLink: "http://www.whosay.com/sofiavergara/photos/165086", photoId: "http://media.whosay.com/165086/165086_lawm.jpg", title: "George clooney in da house!!!", width: "460", height: "345" })Sofia Vergara on WhoSay Full Story

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Twilight’s last Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 13:45:01 April 30, 2012 13:45:01
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Reshoots happening for Twilight 5 this week in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Michael Sheen, and Ashley Greene arrived last night. They start today and are scheduled to be done before the end of the week. Stewart’s supposed to appear on The Tonight Show on Friday and then begins junketing for Snow White And The Huntsman. Full Story

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April 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 13:17:05 April 30, 2012 13:17:05

This is for Rebekah, 10, but also for her mom Mary M. Because the goal was never the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (which actually takes place at the Hilton) but the Oval Office at the White House proper, and a private audience instead of just a meaningless laugh-away weekend event. Don’t waste your goosebumps and your adrenaline on this. Full Story

Friday, April 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Prince William rang his grandmother when the first version of his wedding guest list was presented to him and there were 777 people on it he didn’t know. How does that work? Does he make an appointment for the phone call or does the butler just pick up as Will’s all like,”Yo, put granny on the phone”? Granny told him to invite his friends first, and not to bother with all the important strangers that, on political protocol, the people who manage such things suggested for him to include.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 20:28:24 April 27, 2012 20:28:24

Sasha finds Lea Michele’s espadrilles and a great new bag in LifeStyle

Charlize Theron loves Kristen Stewart (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff... on the everythings of pregnancy and motherhood (The Superficial)

Rihanna tells Beyonce she can go makeup free too (Just Jared)

Because a bikini on Twitter isn’t good enough now. You have to get wet. (Hollywood Tuna)

As if JLo could have resisted this dress (Pop Sugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow stands up for mothers...and judges them behind their backs (Cele|bitchy)

Why don’t celebrities go fresh-faced more often? They look SO good (Amy Grindhouse)

Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund look super hot together (Celebuzz)

Look, dudes whizz on the street all the time. Why not girls? (Dose.ca)

Come on. This is way better than all that sh-t she wore at Coachella (Go Fug Yourself)

Remembering The Bells at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 19:41:02 April 27, 2012 19:41:02
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Can you get enough of that sound? God it was like a f-cking movie. Better than a movie. The bells of Westminster Abbey were pealing and Prince William and Catherine exited the church for the first time as Future King and Queen. People kept sending around that meme of their photo spliced with one of Charming and Cinderella and it's because it was like a storybook came alive. Full Story

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Remembering the kisses at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 19:30:09 April 27, 2012 19:30:09
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This balcony tradition is the best. I mean, what could be more Royal than waving from an elevated position in front of a castle? F-ck. These people do not mess around. Compare Will and Kate's kisses for example to the awkward window snogging by Serenity Charlene and Albert of Monaco. Please. Why even bother?So the first kiss was kinda . Full Story

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Remember what Harry said at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:47:05 April 27, 2012 18:47:05
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“Wait ‘til you see her.”That’s how I’m choosing to read his lips. You are welcome to offer your own interpretations but you won’t change my mind! It fits with the narrative. In the BBC 3 part documentary The Diamond Queen - have you watched it yet??? - Harry recalls his responsibilities that day: be there to support his brother and hang on to the ring. Full Story

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Mimi’s Royal Subjects

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:34:07 April 27, 2012 18:34:07
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For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb obviously knows the royal Mimi protocol: you get down on your knees when you see the Meems. Full Story

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