Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 19:59:54 January 24, 2012 19:59:54

There’s Giambattista Valli and Chanel...and then there’s Armani haute couture. Also the “Less Than” Friend in LifeStyle.
 
Heidi thought Seal was too intense about his special room (The Superficial)
 
Is it the altitude because Dylan and I just lost our minds laughing over this video (Dlisted)
 
Is this about Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge? (Towleroad)
 
Nina Dobrev looks extra amazing when she’s styled properly (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Gwyneth arrives...to talk Cam away from Diddy? (Pop Sugar)
 
Sh-t or diarrhoea: Ke$ha or Lana Del Ray? (Just Jared)
 
This is not an old photo. But how many times have you seen Heather Graham in this red dress? (Popoholic)
 
Vanessa Paradis: coy, sexy, and still a mystery (Celebuzz)
 
This is way better than that sh-t David E Kelley came up with (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Where does Selena Gomez find these things? (Go Fug Yourself)

Long walks and song lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 19:03:48 January 24, 2012 19:03:48
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Right now, I really need Taylor Swift to give me a f-cking break. Here she is, in London today, taking a walk on her own in Hyde Park at the Diana memorial. You know, just a pretty girl with her umbrella, with her thoughts to keep her company, and the swans for inspiration.Are you kidding me with this? Fast forward six months from now and we’ll have to hear about a song she came up with on this very day, as she reflected on the life of a fallen princess. Full Story

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The Cambridges: Holiday Before Separation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 17:39:27 January 24, 2012 17:39:27
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Prince William and Catherine are currently in Mustique, on holiday with the Middletons, including Pippa, before he heads off to the Falkland Islands for work on an extended trip. Much has been made of how Kate will handle their separation, as much of the British media reports she’ll be lost without him, despondent and lonely, and that Camilla has reached out to spend time with her so she’s not sitting around the castle, all sad and sh-t. Full Story

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Two exes...or one?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 17:31:14 January 24, 2012 17:31:14
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Vanessa Paradis was out last night, looking amazing, in Paris at the premiere of Cafe de Flore. Also today at the Chanel show. Have you seen the collection? I posted it over in LifeStyle. No personal questions were allowed on the carpet last night, and the edict was strictly observed. Full Story

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House Of Lies Episode 3

Duana Posted by Duana at January 24, 2012 16:54:18 January 24, 2012 16:54:18
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House Of Lies Season 1 Episode 3 recapOkay.  I warned you. This show is too funny not to get specific, so we’re going to be a little more thorough this time. Marty sleeps while a woman in an ugly sweater rubs his shoulder.   He wakes up all ‘Mom, OMG!’ But of course, as we remember from the previouslies, she committed suicide. Full Story

Madonna & Marchesa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 15:55:33 January 24, 2012 15:55:33
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The Oscar nominations were announced this morning. And it had nothing to do with Madonna. Remember when people, many months ago, were blowing it out their asses that she'd have a chance? Please. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association is a giant eyeroll.  Here's Madge at the NY premiere of W.E. last night in Marchesa. Full Story

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The Aloof Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 14:36:32 January 24, 2012 14:36:32
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As I noted yesterday - click here for a refresher - Mark Harris predicted Rooney Mara would be on the list of five Best Actresses. Only he thought she’d make it in over Glenn Close. Turns out she made it in at the expense of Tilda Swinton. Because the Academy couldn’t bring itself to watch a movie about a mother and her serial killer son. Full Story

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January 24, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 14:17:11 January 24, 2012 14:17:11

Happy 27th Birthday Victoria with love from Shannon wishing you a good year after last year. See? Misfits!!! For you by request: Barry Zito and Dolvett Quince. And for MB from Mel who says you’re not that happy about being your age - late twenty-something - here are Chris Martin, Simon Pegg, and Zach Braff to cheer you up, and it sounds like you need it. Full Story

Monday, January 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!May the Dragon bring you health, happiness, and prosperity...and all of us a LOT of Good Gossip! Remember, today is for taking it easy. No tidying, no chores. Friends and family and food, keep it at that.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 22:16:27 January 23, 2012 22:16:27

It’s Haute Couture Week in Paris. Check out the Oscar options and Hayley’s post workout food suggestions and Sasha’s views on banging your buds in LifeStyle
 
I can’t actually believe this broad is 28 years old (Dlisted)
 
What, exactly, does this accomplish??? (The Superficial)
 
The Chosen One Shiloh takes off a few inches...and why can’t the Jolie wear a pair of old jeans to the farmer’s market? (Pop Sugar)
 
Mia for Miu Miu - I LOVE IT! (Just Jared)

No, I mean this. Are there actually men who find this attractive? (Hollywood Tuna
 
Can Mark Wahlberg please F-CK OFF? (Cele|bitchy)
 
Orly and his old school phone (Socialite Life)
 
Miley Cyrus bounces around with a new haircut (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Jason Stackhouse in Sundance and on New Girl (Celebuzz)
 
Um, just me or does Nicolas Cage look...embalmed? (I'm Not Obsessed)

George & Eva, George & Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 21:21:04 January 23, 2012 21:21:04
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Check it - Eva Mendes was photographed leaving her office with Ryan Gosling’s dog George the other day. She took him to work! Ryan is in Thailand. He’s obviously left G in the care of his lady. Just like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. And as I said in that case...It must be love.Love enough for her to go and visit him overseas? Not yet. Full Story

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