Smutty Tingles

August 26, 2011 11:29:28 Posted at August 26, 2011 11:29:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sinead need a dick. For real. She needs a dick. (Dlisted)

Ricky Gervais got all skinny to be Jesus (The Superficial)

My people hate Lady Gaga and boy bands (Wonderwall)

Celebrities can ride bikes in high heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Ryder enjoying London (Pop Sugar)

This woman is charitable, but she is DUMB. (Just Jared)

Oh f-ck WHY??? Katherine Heigl is NOT Kathleen Turner!!! (Cele|bitchy)

A very Bieber Christmas! (E! Online)

I think I would have a better chance pitching a screenplay (Evil Beet Gossip)

Um, I may have been playing with my hair and stroking my neck while watching this (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hold hands! (And Black Cod/Sablefish)

August 26, 2011 10:30:40 Posted at August 26, 2011 10:30:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a greedy bitch I am. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield papped together for the first time in a non work situation and, ever unsatisfied, I want more. I want holding hands. Sorry. I will stop. And be satisfied that ... OMG they went out for dinner at Nobu in Malibu last night like boyfriend and girlfriend and I love them so much! I do, I really, really do. Full Story

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What I’m obsessed with today

August 26, 2011 09:58:45 Posted at August 26, 2011 09:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And will be all weekend. And for weeks to come. It’s Charlotte Gainsbourgh’s video for Terrible Angels. The EP will be released on September 6. You know when you love someone so much you might say - I want to be her...? I don’t want to be her. I would be unworthy of being her. She is the coolest motherf-cking sh-t EVER. Full Story

Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter split

August 26, 2011 09:33:08 Posted at August 26, 2011 09:33:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like Derek Jeter a lot. I like the way he conducts himself professionally. I like how he plays his game. I like his consistency. I like his drive. I like that he didn’t have 5 kids by the time he was 22. This is always what I say to Jacek about hockey players. I don’t know if it’s the small town-ness of hockey players but so many of them have 5 kids before they turn 25. Full Story

Did she bring her pillow?

August 26, 2011 08:54:52 Posted at August 26, 2011 08:54:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive Blake Lively turned 24 years old yesterday. She was in New York. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was in Australia shooting The Great Gatsby.However... I’m told Blake boarded a flight from NY to Hong Kong. You know, Hong Kong connects to Australia... He wants her to visit him on set? How did she DO that? Attached - file photo of Blake at LAX. Full Story

Carey, Tobey, no Leo

August 26, 2011 07:51:36 Posted at August 26, 2011 07:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carey Mulligan is indeed in Australia working on The Great Gatsby. Last night she stepped out with Tobey Maguire and some friends to see Can We Talk About This at the Sydney Opera House. Leonardo DiCaprio was not with them. Or, if he was, he wasn’t photographed. I wonder if going to a play is Leo’s down time thing. Full Story

Sears Back to School, we all go back to school

August 26, 2011 07:40:00 Posted at August 26, 2011 07:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New Johnny!

August 26, 2011 06:59:20 Posted at August 26, 2011 06:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a great way to end the week. Finally! The Rum Diary has a trailer! The press release arrived in my inbox this morning, just before 9am. Of course I clicked on the clip link immediately. It’s his voice that reached me first. His voiceover. A deep sexy drawl. It makes up for what you don’t want to see if you look too closely at his face. Full Story

August 26, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 26, 2011 06:42:27 Posted at August 26, 2011 06:42:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 24th Birthday Kate! I understand you and I are sharing Jordan Staal? You have an advantage. You’re in the age range at least! Good luck with the opportunity that may move you to Toronto, even though Jenna will miss you so much! To Lisa W in Fredericton, NB - Happy Birthday with love from Becky. Full Story

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Apparently Simon Cowell wants to be preserved. While promoting X Factor, he revealed that he plans to be cryogenically frozen so that, say, in 500 years or so, if/when humans have invented the technology to reverse aging and delay death, he might be brought back to life.  Read Full Intro

Drive the Man Crush

August 25, 2011 13:34:15 Posted at August 25, 2011 13:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media screening for Drive at TIFF were held this week. One by one my colleagues have been emailing or telling me in person that the film is so f-cking good. Yes. Truth. From Cannes this was the Truth. Which is why I mentioned a few weeks ago, after seeing Crazy, Stupid, Love that Ryan Gosling didn’t do it for me in that movie because, frankly, he brings it so much harder in Drive. Full Story

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