Friday, March 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

So. Will you be able to resist Saturday Night Live this weekend? Will it make you feel better to record it on your PVR and watch it a day later just to say you only put it on when there was nothing else to do on a Sunday afternoon? My excuse is that I have to.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at March 2, 2012 21:43:01 March 2, 2012 21:43:01

Lainey’s in transit so I leave you with these profound thoughts for the weekend. Thanks for visiting!  See you Monday. - Jacek

A whole lot of goodness in this Photoshop piece (Dlisted)

Selena flashes a lot of parts for someone who just turned legal. I feel like hanging my head in shame each time I look (The Superficial)

I thought someone threw a tablecloth at her mid-picture at first until I saw the full set and realized it was permanently suspended “mid-pelvis” (Go Fug Yourself)

Clearly “Holiday on Ice” is not targeted at children (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson looking very pregnant and equally uncomfortable (Pop Sugar)

Brooklyn Decker in much less revealing yellow than she’s remembered for (Just Jared)

Lindsay’s face over the years. Unbelievable. (Cele|bitchy)

I think I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Maria MenounYES! (Egotastic!)

James Franco’s man-tits.  Ouch. (Towleroad)

Anne Hathaway’s bionic arms (photo)…and her thoughts on Lilo (Evil Beet Gossip)

Hotter and hotter, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 20:25:50 March 2, 2012 20:25:50
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Doug Meszler/Splash, INF

Coldplay performed on GMA this morning.Is it just me or is Chris Martin getting more and more attractive... (when he’s not being the dick who runs away from his wife)? Looks like the Martins are all over daytime TV today. Gwyneth appeared with her best friend Mario Batali on The Chew. My friend Lara messaged me to say that she keeps talking about spelt and all of them are fawning over her like she's a royal. Full Story

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JLo’s look of pride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:59:39 March 2, 2012 18:59:39
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SPW/Splash

All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. Check out her face in the passenger seat, gazing at him on the driver side, like full of pride at her boyfriend driving a car he can’t afford. Full Story

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Offspring Rock Band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:02:24 March 2, 2012 18:02:24
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Fame/Flynet

Brad Pitt took his oldest Maddox music shopping yesterday. They bought a guitar and an amplifier. This fuels my dreams of a Celebrity Offspring Rock Band starring MJP as the founding member.Should we screenplay this fantasy?The son of Hollywood’s Royal Couple starts a super group after falling in love with the daughter of another star union. Full Story

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Mimi had to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 16:39:20 March 2, 2012 16:39:20
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Splash

I'll be checking Mimi's Twitter today. She's probably exhausted. Because she actually had to do some work last night. Something about a Disney Cruise ship launch and a casino promotion for Caesar's Palace. You know. This is what pays. A lot. And Mimi is nothing if not an earner. This is how they earn now. Full Story

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I told you pilot season was fun

Duana Posted by Duana at March 2, 2012 16:30:20 March 2, 2012 16:30:20
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INF

The following is not even one full day’s casting gossip from the pilot sphere. Leah Remini and Sara Rue, who are, for many of you, the quintessential ‘TV people’ have each booked pilots that sound exactly like TV-people pilots:- Rue plays a nosy neighbour.Elsewhere, Remini’s former The Talk cohosts are cackling. Full Story

Improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:25:44 March 2, 2012 15:25:44
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Wenn, CARL COURT/Dave Hogan/Getty

Taylor Kitsch looked really, really handsome at the UK premiere of John Carter last night in London, didn’t he? I like how rosy his cheeks are. More importantly though, especially as it relates to TK’s career...The first reviews for John Carter have been released and they’re not bad. I mean, not everyone liked it, but the ones who didn’t like it didn’t despite it, and the ones who did like it have a lot of good things to say. Full Story

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Not a doting mother, not a kind employer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:15:32 March 2, 2012 15:15:32

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. Full Story

March 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:12:21 March 2, 2012 15:12:21

Kristine - Happy 32nd Birthday Girl!!! Lots of birthday hugs & kisses, Richard Happy 26th Birthday Irene P from Jacquie F! See you both at SMUT this year…again, right? And for Megan in Saskatoon - Happy 29th Birthday! Celebrating with your girlfriends sounds like exactly the best way to do it. I know it’s been a rough go. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Last night I watched the screener for HBO’s Game Change. I’ll have a full review next week but first, superficially, they did such a great job of Sarah Palin’s hair for Julianne Moore, I can’t understand why wig and weave action presents such a major problem for other productions.  Read Full Intro