This is beneath Mimi

August 22, 2011 11:32:35 Posted at August 22, 2011 11:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’s husband Nick Cannon in New York the other day trying to, um, BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HUGS, and, understandably disgusted, to say: This is VILE and GROSS and beneath our Mimi. Full Story

Not “in a relationship”, loving my bf, ignored

August 22, 2011 11:09:00 Posted at August 22, 2011 11:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha I have been with my bf for 5 years now and have lived with him for a year. My issue is this. He is in a band (I was with him long before this band thing came along so no I’m no star f*cker) he has a habit of adding ‘fans’ to his fb page but then deleting them (the females) from his news feed so I don’t see if I am on his page. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 22, 2011 10:56:08 Posted at August 22, 2011 10:56:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham hikes up and bulges out (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan watching Lindsay Lohan drinking...? No doubt. (The Superficial)

Amy Winehouse + Tony Bennett (Pink Is The New Blog)

Why am I spending so much time looking at how Megan Fox’s legs are positioned? (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny and Vanessa happy and kissing! (Pop Sugar)

JLo’s SHOES (Just Jared)

Bitch, you LOVE all the talk about your weight (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Winslet looks great, but I’m not feeling the shot of her in that camel dress (Socialite Life

Why are we so self conscious when gross sh-t like this happens every day? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Smith always looks 25 (I'm Not Obsessed)

Don’t question

August 22, 2011 10:21:44 Posted at August 22, 2011 10:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing the hardships of life. Please also note that David Hasselhoff wears his pants better than Jessica Simpson’s golddigging Kevin Federline Eric Johnson. Full Story

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The Red Cape

August 22, 2011 10:05:08 Posted at August 22, 2011 10:05:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know who that red cape belongs to without looking at the captions? This is of course the red Superman cape, as seen on Henry Cavill, in Illinois on Friday shooting the movie. I am nowhere near a Superman super geek but, um, I’ve seen all the Christopher Reeve movies and I remember a farm house being the Kent House. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

August 22, 2011 08:58:19 Posted at August 22, 2011 08:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Nike & Balenciaga

August 22, 2011 08:03:05 Posted at August 22, 2011 08:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jodie Foster was photographed in Vancouver yesterday after a workout. She's in town shooting the Matt Damon movie Elysium, though I'm not sure they're keeping that title. As you can see, along with her athletic gear, Jodie's also carrying a Balenciaga. Not the bag brand that would have been on the top of my list for her. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling is Peace

August 22, 2011 07:17:09 Posted at August 22, 2011 07:17:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He holds babies, he hugs dogs, he plays obscure instruments walking down the street, he loves Disney, and he’s good to his mother. Those of you who get hard for Ryan Gosling are about to get even harder. And those of you who eyeroll at what you think is his Try, well, you might have something else to add to the list. Full Story

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Baseball and Brad Pitt

August 22, 2011 06:42:36 Posted at August 22, 2011 06:42:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and the Moneyball publicity machine are coming soon. Or, more accurately, the Brange and the Moneyball publicity machine are coming soon. They`ll be coming for TIFF. They will be on the sell all over the place. Because they’re saying Moneyball could be one of those feel-good Fall movies, just in time for the Fall Classic. Full Story

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Jessica Darling is 10

August 22, 2011 06:31:47 Posted at August 22, 2011 06:31:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you familiar with the Jessica Darling series, by Megan McCafferty, need no introduction. Those of you who’ve been through my book section will know that McCafferty’s Sloppy Firsts, and all that came after, is on the list of my All Time Reads Full Story

August 22, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 22, 2011 06:05:23 Posted at August 22, 2011 06:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Jennifer who has moved to Maine from Anna H who is so proud of you for the choices you’ve made and the new path you’ve taken - she misses you but she knows you will thrive there! And to you Anna - thank you for staying with me so long! It’s an honour to know you’re still enjoying the smut. Full Story