Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing

Duana Posted by Duana at August 24, 2012 16:43:51 August 24, 2012 16:43:51
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I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows.  They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out  their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… As evidenced by the fact that I need to scream for a minute about Lauren Conrad. Full Story

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But did he dance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:50:39 August 24, 2012 15:50:39
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As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’t dance. He probably didn’t. Full Story

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Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:15:39 August 24, 2012 15:15:39
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The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 14:17:48 August 24, 2012 14:17:48
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Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. Full Story

August 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 13:47:21 August 24, 2012 13:47:21

Happy anniversary Tanya from your gossip-loving husband Louis! Louis writes, “5 years ago to the day, I met my wife Tanya. On our first date, we had more drinks than a first date usually warrants and the rest is history!” Courtney! Happy 29th Birthday from Nicole who misses you every day and says you’re into Alan Rickman and Eddie Vedder? See attached! Have a great weekend! To Janine who’ll be honeymooning in the Maldives in November where Jacek and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary last November - we had dinner on our own in the underground wine cellar at Huvafen Fushi. Full Story

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Canadians, and especially the Canadian media, we are generally pretty soft about our celebrities. You’re...really not supposed to say anything sh-tty about them even if it’s true. Hypothetically, if one of our beloved hockey heroes were to behave badly at a bar or something, falling over and grabbing titties, and we reported it, the way TMZ might report on an NFL player, the outlet would probably get criticised more than the player.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 19:19:55 August 23, 2012 19:19:55

Sasha finds capes and bikinis in LifeStyle

Fake Harry isn’t even a ginger! (Dlisted)

Not really feeling the jeans and blazer look that Jeremy Renner’s doing here (Just Jared)

January Jones’s new boyfriend has been identified (The Superficial)

What do you mean “in talks” to return? How can Dory not be back??? (Too Fab)

Are you feeling Chloe Moretz as Carrie? (Pop Sugar)

A liar accusing liars of lying about her (Cele|bitchy)

Katy Perry’s studded hoodie (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Heche is really good at smoking and brushing her teeth (Pink Is The New Blog)

Do you think Ashley Greene is sad that Kristen Stewart got caught?  (Popoholic)

Is she wearing flesh hose? (Go Fug Yourself)


 

Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 17:57:38 August 23, 2012 17:57:38
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Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Bad Form all around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 16:20:46 August 23, 2012 16:20:46
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I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of the bride. Full Story

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