Tom and Tara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 16:54:14 September 20, 2012 16:54:14

For the second night in London Tom Cruise was photographed on the club scene. Here he is leaving Annabel’s, a private members establishment. Benicio del Toro was there too and you know who else? Tara Reid. Not saying they were hanging out together, but it does seem a little off brand for TC to be rolling up to the same place where Tara Reid was likely getting drunk and falling down. Full Story

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B & J fangirl the president

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 16:18:32 September 20, 2012 16:18:32

Beyonce’s best friend Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted an Obama fundraiser last night in London, a day after B and J actually hosted the president. I have not seen any official pictures from the event but here’s one that B posted on her tumblr. As you can see, she chose a photo that shows her in full fangirl and afterwards Obama said that B is a great role model, or something. Full Story

Gwyneth & Cam for Obama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 15:25:23 September 20, 2012 15:25:23
Wenn, Bauer, Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow, Anna Wintour, and Tom Ford co-hosted a fundraiser for President Obama last night in London. Cameron Diaz, G’s best friend, was also there as she’s in town shooting The Counselor. G’s other best friend Beyonce hosted an event for Obama the night before. Do you think there was a dress size requirement to get into to the Paltrow/Wintour/Ford party? Like no more than size 2? Or do they suspend their size biases on political nights? I didn’t see Gwyneth at TIFF last week. Full Story

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The Hobbit now has less singing, more action

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 20, 2012 14:51:18 September 20, 2012 14:51:18
Kevin Winter/Getty

The first trailer for Peter Jackson’s return to Middle Earth was a little underwhelming. It looked pretty much exactly like Fellowship of the Ring and it had some dude (do not ask me to differentiate the people playing dwarves—can’t do it) singing a depressing dirge. But the second trailer is much, much more indicative of what The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will be, and that is: funnier, lighter, and more free-spirited than The Lord of the Rings. Full Story

Kate works on Clear History

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 14:19:14 September 20, 2012 14:19:14
FameFlynet, Bauer

It’s a new film for HBO written by Larry David and the cast includes Jon Hamm, Danny McBride, Michael Keaton, Bill Hader, Eva Mendes, and Amy Ryan. David plays a f-ck up who tries to f-ck up his old boss, or something. It sounds like a comedy about horrible people. I’m excited. And I’m excited too about Kate Hudson’s recently improved career moves. Full Story

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September 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2012 13:47:01 September 20, 2012 13:47:01

Alison! Congratulations and wishing you all the best on Saturday... your wedding day! Andrew wrote to me about you being a kickass international lawyer specialising in Geneva Conventions and the law of war and then I got a headache from all that smart talk but the point is it that he is SO proud of you and SO proud to be marrying you and I’m so proud to be where you come when you need to dumb it down with some smut in between reading UN Resolutions. Full Story

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You were just thinking that it’d been too long, maybe a couple of weeks?, between Lindsay Lohan arrests, weren’t you? Or was it that she couldn’t stand that Amanda Bynes was dominating all the vehicular criminal activity? Wait, wait, wait for it: of course it’s not her fault and of course there will be an excuse.  Read Full Intro

Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Bardem > Bane?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:10:33 September 19, 2012 19:10:33

Remember when Bane was supposed to be super scary and...he wasn’t? A new international trailer for Bond has just been released. Javier Bardem looks terrifying. And you have already seen Bardem be terrifying in No Country For Old Men. It was the breathing and it was that f-cking hair. Maybe the key for him is the hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:00:04 September 19, 2012 19:00:04

Sasha’s INTO my warbler in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart is too arty for eye shadow and lipgloss, or something (Dlisted)


Old school Sofia Vergara in a bikini (The Superficial)

Love this black dress on Olivia Wilde (Just Jared)

Unfair. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley and Liam do the park and fly (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Swift went to high school for the weekend (Cele|bitchy)

David Beckham is coming to Montreal (Hollywood PQ)

Is that bra too small? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who will Kimmel prank at the Emmys?  (Crushable)