August 15, 2011 08:05:23 Posted at August 15, 2011 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Come spend the weekend

August 15, 2011 07:50:24 Posted at August 15, 2011 07:50:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Must have been what Matt Damon and his wife Luciana told Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. And they accepted the invitation to visit them in Vancouver. Here are Emily and John leaving Vancouver on Sunday after a few days in Canada with her Adjustment Bureau co-star. They’ve been hanging out a lot the four of them after shooting that movie together. Full Story

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August 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 15, 2011 07:01:12 Posted at August 15, 2011 07:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Ruth in London from Theresa in Australia - Good Luck on the move to South Korea! It’s a brave, admirable decision. Everyone is so proud of you! Even Future Simon! And for Leigh-Ellen - Happy 3rd Anniversary! Sorry to hear about your sh-t couple of weeks and the fact that there won’t be a proper celebration. Full Story

Friday, August 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

How long before they announce a movie about the Dougherty Gang? They’ve already announced that one is in development for the Barefoot Bandit. Playing Lee Grace Dougherty will probably be Lindsay Lohan’s excuse the next time she f-cks up.  Read Full Intro

Britney & the VMAs

August 12, 2011 14:13:24 Posted at August 12, 2011 14:13:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please save this article to read when you have more time. Not because I’m about to drop something amazing of my own, but because these videos, they take some time to enjoy. And you will enjoy. Corelli and Eleni, I KNOW you will enjoy. And replay. And replay. And replay. That’s how I spent my afternoon. Full Story

Honeymoon with Ewan

August 12, 2011 12:13:37 Posted at August 12, 2011 12:13:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zara Phillips was married two weeks ago. Then she had to go right back to riding horses. Then on Wednesday (August 10) she was at the Artemis Challenge, a charity regatta around the Isle of Wight. Ewan McGregor was one of her teammates for a 10,000 pound prize. Click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 12, 2011 10:58:45 Posted at August 12, 2011 10:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart in W Magazine - I think it’s her best magazine shoot (Dlisted)

Alexander Skarsgard with a little girl - cute. Alexander Skarsgard’s hair - not cute (The Superficial)

Sarah Silverman wears the worst tights ever (Go Fug Yourself)

Lindsay Lohan is bloody and thinks this is fashionable (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce mixing prints (Pop Sugar)

Guesses for what’s in Robert Pattinson’s grocery bags? (Just Jared)

Prison Bride bans baby mothers (Cele|bitchy)

Honeymoon + tea pouring hands is not sexy (Evil Beet Gossip)

Top 10 Nicki Minaj ass shots (Gawker)

Chris Evans covers his junk (Celebuzz)

Mylo Xyloto...Lilo, and JT!

August 12, 2011 10:20:16 Posted at August 12, 2011 10:20:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I cannot wait to see what Lindsay Lohan will say about the new Coldplay album. How she will somehow find a way to hint that she’s heard it already, well before the world, well before even Gwyneth Paltrow who doesn’t know who to bang to get a copy of it. Full Story

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Does Bridget die?

August 12, 2011 09:17:24 Posted at August 12, 2011 09:17:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she dies at the end, I may like it more than if she doesn’t because at least that would be surprising and not just another two hours of the same sh-t made for the third time because ... I don’t actually know what the reason is, do you? Entertainment Weekly Full Story

Conan Family Portrait

August 12, 2011 08:41:00 Posted at August 12, 2011 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Conan the Barbarian premiered in LA last night. Jason Momoa was accompanied on the carpet by Lisa Bonet, mother of his two children, and her first child Zoe Kravitz. Please. He is a beast. And Denise Huxtable certainly has a standard. Like, she may be a little like Leonardo DiCaprio that way. She strictly dates hot guys. Full Story

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