January 11, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2012 14:17:03 January 11, 2012 14:17:03

Congrats to Rose J for winning the SCENEtourage Grand Prize of 48,000 SCENE points, and to Marta N and Cynthia I for winning the final two weekly draws of 2,000 points.  Thanks to everyone who participated and to SCENE for putting up the prizes. Amber! Happy 36th Birthday! I feel honoured about being a bright spot in your day. Full Story

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Duana has been nagging me for years - YEARS - to watch Veronica Mars. Finally, over Christmas, weakened by a bad cold, I agreed. Knowing I’d be in LA for a few days for the TCA with two flights, I downloaded the first 8 episodes and brought them here with me.  Read Full Intro

JLo: be inspired

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 22:01:09 January 10, 2012 22:01:09
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Wenn, Splash

Shaki presented at the FIFA Ballon d’Or gala in Zurich last night, presumably because she’s dating her Sunshine Gerard Pique, with whom she was seen arriving earlier in the day. Wearing a ...leopard print tutu? I’m into it. I’m into THEM. As you know. And it’s another example of what exactly Jennifer Lopez is doing WRONG. Full Story

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Blake Lively’s big lead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 21:11:04 January 10, 2012 21:11:04
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Splash, INF

Blake Lively spent the second half of 2011 impressing us by DOing it better and right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s ass, all the way into the good graces of Ryan Reynolds’s family. Has her balling paid off? It’s only the first week of January and already it’s paying off very, very well.According to The Playlist Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 20:27:03 January 10, 2012 20:27:03
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Splash

I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story

James Franco tells the Academy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 19:45:03 January 10, 2012 19:45:03

F-ck Michel Hazanavicius. The Artist is not a silent movie actor. The Artist is only James Franco. And when James Franco has an opinion, everyone must listen. This time, he’s preaching to us about Andy Serkis. In an exclusive article written for Deadline Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 19:04:01 January 10, 2012 19:04:01

Russell Brand, porn, and his wedding ring...a month before the divorce (The Superficial)

The Silver Fox would suck at a rub’n’tug (Dlisted)

The best self famewhore portrait I’ve ever seen on Twitter (Amy Grindhouse)

Elle Macpherson wore this while working with Nicole Richie the other day. Only Nicole Richie could find a way to cut down Elle Macpherson...physically (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore looks great on the cover of InStyle...but I feel they didn’t have to airbrush her waist (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet channeling Angelina Jolie a little too hard in these ads (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde gets invited to every award show. Because...she looks good? (Popoholic)

Can you imagine Harry Potter and Katy Perry? (Celebuzz)

Someone dares ask Madonna about Gaga (Towleroad)

Anne Heche or Celestia? (Go Fug Yourself)

House of Lies - the pilot

Duana Posted by Duana at January 10, 2012 18:25:31 January 10, 2012 18:25:31
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Michael Buckner/Getty

Can I just ask, why?  Why, PVR people, are you not smart enough to  know that a show’s going to go a little overtime?   Just give a little more time, please?I persevered, though, guys, don’t worry, I watched the end of the show for you – for you – so that I could bring you the best review possible which I know is what you require. Full Story

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The great moves of Channing Tatum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 17:41:19 January 10, 2012 17:41:19
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Cathy Gibson/Splash

How did this happen?Sarah addressed it in an article just after Christmas. Click here if you missed it. These days, it feels like only Ryan Gosling’s been working more than Channing Tatum. I wonder if Jake Gyllenhaal feels that way, although Jake Gyllenhaal wouldn’t take half of what Channing Tatum us being offered. Full Story

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You will get another Dragon Tattoo and YOU WILL LIKE IT

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 10, 2012 17:31:09 January 10, 2012 17:31:09
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Wenn, Riccardo Cesari/Splash, TIZIANA FABI/Getty

First, I think we need stop saying that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is some kind of big disappointment. Did it fail to dominate the holiday movie season? Yes. Is going to pass the hundred-million mark at the box office? Yes. Let’s call it even. After a lackluster opening, Dragon Tattoo has been a surprisingly steady performer for Sony, which is likely why they’re going ahead with the sequels, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (the second option being sheer stubbornness). Full Story

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B.I.C vs the other babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 16:59:26 January 10, 2012 16:59:26
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WENN

When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C.’s arrival meant that their visitation schedule had to be modified to accommodate our new Lord and Saviour. Full Story