Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You were just thinking that it’d been too long, maybe a couple of weeks?, between Lindsay Lohan arrests, weren’t you? Or was it that she couldn’t stand that Amanda Bynes was dominating all the vehicular criminal activity? Wait, wait, wait for it: of course it’s not her fault and of course there will be an excuse.  Read Full Intro

Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Bardem > Bane?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:10:33 September 19, 2012 19:10:33

Remember when Bane was supposed to be super scary and...he wasn’t? A new international trailer for Bond has just been released. Javier Bardem looks terrifying. And you have already seen Bardem be terrifying in No Country For Old Men. It was the breathing and it was that f-cking hair. Maybe the key for him is the hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 19:00:04 September 19, 2012 19:00:04

Sasha’s INTO my warbler in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart is too arty for eye shadow and lipgloss, or something (Dlisted)


Old school Sofia Vergara in a bikini (The Superficial)

Love this black dress on Olivia Wilde (Just Jared)

Unfair. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley and Liam do the park and fly (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Swift went to high school for the weekend (Cele|bitchy)

David Beckham is coming to Montreal (Hollywood PQ)

Is that bra too small? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who will Kimmel prank at the Emmys?  (Crushable)

Karl takes it back...but not really

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 17:44:14 September 19, 2012 17:44:14

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

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Aisha Tyler: Proto Funny/Girl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 19, 2012 16:41:25 September 19, 2012 16:41:25
Wenn, Splash

When I wrote about Funny/Girls a couple weeks ago, Duana asked me about Aisha Tyler. Why, as Tyler is talented, funny and beautiful, she never quite took in the mainstream. My answer was that Aisha Tyler is six feet tall. She smokes cigars and drinks Scotch (and brews her own beer). Full Story

Tom's Cougar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 15:53:39 September 19, 2012 15:53:39

Probably just a friend, especially since she doesn't fit the profile (young, brunette) of the past candidates he's auditioned. Here's Tom Cruise in London last night after dinner with Ridley Scott (not pictured) and some friends. Scott's brother Tony died recently. Tony of course directed Tom in Top Gun. Full Story

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Fassbender Filler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 15:06:59 September 19, 2012 15:06:59
Wenn, INF

This is a filler post while I work on the next article (Tom Cruise) seeing as so many of you are into Michael Fassbender. (Really? Still?) He's in London shooting The Counselor. These shots were taken today.  Full Story

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Oscar shake up, campaign shake down

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 19, 2012 15:00:58 September 19, 2012 15:00:58

The shape of Oscar campaigning just got a whole lot different. The Academy released the schedule for the 85th Academy Awards, and it has some significant changes which will, in some ways, make the process less political and more about actually seeing the films, but in other ways could completely shaft late December releases, not to mention what this means for other award shows and events typically considered “campaign stops”. Full Story