Needy kisses

November 1, 2011 17:46:14 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:46:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
PUNKD Images

Shia LaBeouf is shooting a movie in Vancouver. I can’t remember what it’s called and I’m too drunk to google but I assure you it’s not important. The point of this story is that his girlfriend Carolyn Pho is visiting him and they were photographed kissing. It’s not the first time they’ve been photographed kissing but every time they’re photographed kissing it makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage

November 1, 2011 17:23:25 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer-Griffin, Splash

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon wants you to know she’s sexy

November 1, 2011 17:06:19 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:06:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah
WENN, Splash News

She really, really does.In This Means War, Reese Witherspoon juggles Chris Pine and Tom Hardy (unconvincingly). Now she’s being offered the lead in Sony’s Sex Tape, a movie about a married couple who lose track of their homemade porn. Jason Segel would be the other half of the couple and his buddy and writing partner Nick Stoller may direct. Full Story

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November 1, 2011 13:18:12 Posted at November 1, 2011 13:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Turgeon/Rocke/Splash News

Just when you thought Mariah Carey was the most obvious f-cking person in the world, Beyonce goes and gets pregnant. If Beyonce was oblivious to the definition of subtle before, it straight up doesn’t exist in her dictionary now. Check her out, leaving Kanye West’s Halloween party in New York last night, in costume as a bee. Full Story

Not the best angle

November 1, 2011 12:41:20 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:41:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash News, Getty Images

Sarah Jessica Parker is in Australia promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It in the hope that the film will perform better overseas than it did domestically which was sh-t. Like, it hasn’t even cracked $10 million yet. Today it was an appearance in Sydney. There was a narrow red carpet set up. She was to pose for photos and then move over to a speaking area where she could sit down and take questions. Full Story

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Little Sci is at the door

November 1, 2011 12:17:53 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise continues to work on One Shot in Pittsburgh so his family, including wife Katie Holmes, their daughter Little Sci Suri, and son Connor were there for Halloween weekend. Katie was charged with managing the festivities on Saturday, seen here with Connor and Suri, in costume, trick or treating in the neighbourhood. Full Story

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A random group of actresses

November 1, 2011 12:01:49 Posted at November 1, 2011 12:01:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Steve Carell and Jim Carrey are teaming up in a comedy about rival magicians called Burt Wonderstone (doesn’t that sound like a Will Ferrell character?), and the short list for the female lead is the randomest group of actresses I’ve seen in a long time—Olivia Wilde, Michelle Monaghan, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman. Full Story

Porny’s pregnant Halloween

November 1, 2011 11:39:02 Posted at November 1, 2011 11:39:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
LOMELI/ Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. Full Story

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Monday, October 31, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hello from the Maldives! We’re here celebrating our 10th anniversary until next week and then it’s off to Dubai for some golf. The Maldives is made up of over 1,000 islands and our little island is about the length of a city block.  Read Full Intro

Jeff & Ryan in the window but no Blake

October 31, 2011 18:48:55 Posted at October 31, 2011 18:48:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ryan/ Splash News

Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds continued to work on RIPD in Boston yesterday, shooting at the convention centre and seeming to enjoy each other’s company during set tweaks and lighting adjustments and whatever the f-ck it is that takes so goddamn long to literally film a 30 second scene. Day to day, movie making is an excruciatingly slow process. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 31, 2011 18:22:00 Posted at October 31, 2011 18:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s dealing with girl sh-t and performance issues in LifeStyle.

When other people’s parents embarrass you on Halloween (Dlisted)

And…why aren’t more of you watching scripted television??? (The Superficial)

Not that I don’t think Taylor Swift would send nudes of herself to Jake Gyllenhaal but this really doesn’t look like her (Celebedge)

Cameron Diaz’s stripper costume is actually kinda demure (Pop Sugar)

Elisha Cuthbert as Marilyn Monroe (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange: date night in Budapest (Just Jared)

Hilary Swank blames other people…BUT HAS SHE GIVEN BACK THE MONEY??? (Cele|bitchy)

The Jolie and the kids go ice-skating (Socialite Life)

Paz didn’t actually know it was Halloween (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna doesn’t want the king to give up his empire (I'm Not Obsessed)