Michael Fassbender, comedy guy?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 17, 2012 17:35:27 September 17, 2012 17:35:27

After a huge 2011 and a hot start to 2012, Michael Fassbender is on a down beat, with nothing coming out for months and nothing to do but work and I don’t know…throw rocks at fish, or whatever he does for fun. (And please don’t email me to explain what The Fassbender gets up to on his down time—I like not knowing. Full Story

Keira covers Vogue less seriously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 16:59:49 September 17, 2012 16:59:49

I remember a writing about Keira Knightley a few years ago, back when she was all morose and dark t-shirty, stuck in that predictable phase they all go through between 20 and 25 when everything seems so bleak and every day is a suicide song. Naturally I got shouted down about not understanding and having no compassion because, I dunno, being famous is hard or something. Full Story

The Tale Of Two Jessicas

Duana Posted by Duana at September 17, 2012 16:27:26 September 17, 2012 16:27:26

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Mrs Reynolds is back at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 15:42:44 September 17, 2012 15:42:44

First pictures of Blake Lively since she scooped the whole world last week, marrying Ryan Reynolds in South Carolina last Sunday, surprising everyone including PEOPLE Magazine which found itself in an unfamiliar position: not only not having a celebrity wedding exclusive but not even being invited to the party in the first place. Full Story

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A piece of sh-t on her mountain top

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 14:52:02 September 17, 2012 14:52:02

Oh but this is rich. As you’ve probably heard, Amanda Bynes keeps crashing her car into other people’s cars. TMZ reports that Bynes is exhibiting signs of deteriorating mental health. And here’s what Lindsay Lohan posted to Twitter Full Story


Dan Posted by Dan at September 17, 2012 14:42:54 September 17, 2012 14:42:54
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Until I saw this film on the TIFF schedule, I didn’t even know it existed. But damn am I glad it does. Bad 25 is a fantastic documentary – a Spike Lee Joint – that takes you on an intimate tour behind the scenes during the making of Michael Jackson’s Bad record and world tour. Full Story

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Will & Kate: piglets and a topless greeting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 14:12:09 September 17, 2012 14:12:09
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I’m not smart enough to make a clever comment about the irony (is it?) of them being greeted by topless locals as they’re involved in their own topless drama back in Europe but here they are, the Cambridges, touring the Solomon Islands, looking unbothered by the fact that several other magazines are about to publish more shots of them on holiday a couple of weeks ago when Kate was sunbathing in bare breasts. Full Story

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September 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 13:30:31 September 17, 2012 13:30:31
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Dee! Happy belated Birthday from Fiorella who’s in Italy and wanted you to have some Hot Harry with the children. Fine. But you’re still making her bring you back something nice, right? And for Megan who really needed this Summer of Great Gossip - it doesn’t seem to be stopping, and, well, it seems it’s for a good cause too, right? I’m so sorry for your loss. Full Story

Friday, September 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

We started this week with a Lively-Reynolds wedding. We are closing it with the future queen’s naked photo situation -- and this did not follow the 3 week cycle; not even time in between gossip breaks to breathe! I won’t be posting the photos or the pages.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at September 14, 2012 19:07:45 September 14, 2012 19:07:45

It’s been a loooooong week and in Lainey’s words, she’s brain dead.  So we’ll wrap a little earlier today with some thoughts from our friends.   Have a great weekend!

Lainey’s talking to Jared Leto on her latest Visa blog.

Lindsay Lohan’s best PR hire in years (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga hired the old Spanish lady to do her head tattoo (Too Fab)

Ben Affleck name drops to impress (The Superficial)

This is the chastity belt of dresses.  Salma Hayak can’t even make this sexy (Just Jared)

Is smokin’ Maria MeouYES this tall, or is Shawn Johnson that short? (Hollywood Tuna)

Isn’t this what Johnny Depp wore on the carpet at TIFF the other day? Dude has to mix it up a little #eveniknowthis (Pop Sugar)

Britney barely sees her children (Cele|bitchy)

Miley seems confused (Evil Beet Gossip)

Bear and Bear no more? (Celebedge)


Eating Gleeful New York Crow

Duana Posted by Duana at September 14, 2012 17:34:28 September 14, 2012 17:34:28
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I’ve been quite sick.   Maybe it was the fever, or the medication dulling my reflexes. And I had the TV on because so many of you said I should check out Britney on X-Factor. And I’m sure there’s a third excuse somewhere.   But no matter how long I stew in it, I will have to admit the truth eventually. Full Story

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