Sit DOWN, James Cameron

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 25, 2017 16:09:04 August 25, 2017 16:09:04

James Cameron famously invented the Strong Female Character when he made Terminator, and there has never been another Strong Female Character since Sarah Connor. As the leading expert on Strong Female Characters and the only person in the world whose opinion matters on the topic of women in action cinema, The Guardian asked Cameron about Wonder Woman, and Cameron, the only person capable of creating Strong Female Characters, said no, she isn’t as Strong as Sarah Connor, because Sarah Connor is an inscrutable badass and a sh*tty mom and ugly to boot. Full Story

The old Taylor is dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2017 14:08:38 August 25, 2017 14:08:38

Duana and I are recording the final episode of the first season of our Show Your Work podcast tonight. Guess who the lead story is? Well who else could it be? And she was already just the lead two weeks ago. Taylor Swift Full Story

August 25, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2017 13:16:47 August 25, 2017 13:16:47

For Claire who is missing Henry. I’m sorry for your loss. I know you miss him and will miss him forever. I know it was only a decade but, as you said, it was a decade of so much sweetness. Take care of your poor heart this weekend. It only hurts so much because Henry was – and will always be – so much. Full Story

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2017 20:06:04 August 24, 2017 20:06:04

I never thought this would happen but the world is caring about Tom Cruise’s ass in the same way that they care about other notable asses, Lopez, Kardashian, Minaj, Chyna, or otherwise. What’s next? Will Tom Cruise photocopy his ass to prove that…? I actually can’t remember what photocopies your ass proves. Full Story