Will & Kate: piglets and a topless greeting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 14:12:09 September 17, 2012 14:12:09
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I’m not smart enough to make a clever comment about the irony (is it?) of them being greeted by topless locals as they’re involved in their own topless drama back in Europe but here they are, the Cambridges, touring the Solomon Islands, looking unbothered by the fact that several other magazines are about to publish more shots of them on holiday a couple of weeks ago when Kate was sunbathing in bare breasts. Full Story

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September 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 13:30:31 September 17, 2012 13:30:31
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Dee! Happy belated Birthday from Fiorella who’s in Italy and wanted you to have some Hot Harry with the children. Fine. But you’re still making her bring you back something nice, right? And for Megan who really needed this Summer of Great Gossip - it doesn’t seem to be stopping, and, well, it seems it’s for a good cause too, right? I’m so sorry for your loss. Full Story

Friday, September 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

We started this week with a Lively-Reynolds wedding. We are closing it with the future queen’s naked photo situation -- and this did not follow the 3 week cycle; not even time in between gossip breaks to breathe! I won’t be posting the photos or the pages.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at September 14, 2012 19:07:45 September 14, 2012 19:07:45

It’s been a loooooong week and in Lainey’s words, she’s brain dead.  So we’ll wrap a little earlier today with some thoughts from our friends.   Have a great weekend!

Lainey’s talking to Jared Leto on her latest Visa blog.

Lindsay Lohan’s best PR hire in years (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga hired the old Spanish lady to do her head tattoo (Too Fab)

Ben Affleck name drops to impress (The Superficial)

This is the chastity belt of dresses.  Salma Hayak can’t even make this sexy (Just Jared)

Is smokin’ Maria MeouYES this tall, or is Shawn Johnson that short? (Hollywood Tuna)

Isn’t this what Johnny Depp wore on the carpet at TIFF the other day? Dude has to mix it up a little #eveniknowthis (Pop Sugar)

Britney barely sees her children (Cele|bitchy)

Miley seems confused (Evil Beet Gossip)

Bear and Bear no more? (Celebedge)


Eating Gleeful New York Crow

Duana Posted by Duana at September 14, 2012 17:34:28 September 14, 2012 17:34:28
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I’ve been quite sick.   Maybe it was the fever, or the medication dulling my reflexes. And I had the TV on because so many of you said I should check out Britney on X-Factor. And I’m sure there’s a third excuse somewhere.   But no matter how long I stew in it, I will have to admit the truth eventually. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence on Spanx and Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2012 17:12:30 September 14, 2012 17:12:30

Jennifer Lawrence covers the new issue of W Magazine. It’s a well executed interview. She doesn’t sound too old, she doesn’t sound too young, she doesn’t sound entitled, she seems like she has a sense of humour, and, like so many female stars are doing these days, she implies that she eats real food - just like you! - so as to seem more relatable, only in her case, and this is why she’s considered in the top 3 among her peers right now (along with Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart), she can do it better. Full Story

Lincoln looks amazing, and hollow

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 14, 2012 16:43:03 September 14, 2012 16:43:03

Abraham Lincoln is fascinating. Read his speeches, articles or the letters he left behind and he sounds amazingly modern. It is really incredible—pick a year in his life and study anything written by anyone else and then compare it to Lincoln and it’s like he’s speaking another language, he was so far ahead of his time. Full Story

First look at Finnick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2012 16:01:46 September 14, 2012 16:01:46

Here’s Sam Claflin on the set of Catching Fire with blonde hair as Finnick. After the main three, it was the casting of Finnick that everyone was most angsty about. And? I think the makeup is throwing me off. On screen it won’t be noticeable obviously but right now, without proper lighting, it’s just not the Finnick I imagined. Full Story

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TIFF REVIEW: The Paperboy

Dan Posted by Dan at September 14, 2012 15:34:49 September 14, 2012 15:34:49
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I saw The Paperboy with a few friends. Half of them were thoroughly entertained, half of them were bored by it. I found myself caught somewhere in the middle. The Paperboy, for those of you who are unfamiliar, is that movie where Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron. Or at least that’s how the gossip blogs are spinning it. Full Story

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Can we agree now that she’s not pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2012 15:19:32 September 14, 2012 15:19:32

Everybody was suggesting it again because she drank water on the first few days of the trip. Well, you would too if you were in that kind of heat. As you probably already know, Princess Catherine was photographed topless while on holiday in Provence last week. If you’ve seen the pictures, you’ll note that there was nothing to suggest the presence of a royal heir. Full Story

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September 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2012 14:21:43 September 14, 2012 14:21:43

CJ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Val asked if it’s bad luck to celebrate after the actual day and yes, it is, so tonight and tomorrow is the time -- what are you doing??? Also see you in NY right? And one more thing...  your gift: revisiting Hot Harry’s Jamaican dancing! Alyssa! Madeline sent me this Full Story